The Tim Tracker #250 Tell Me Lies

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O does appear in the video. He pulls out a water bottle and wears Shrek ears.
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The whole reel comes across as grabby, bratty kids though. I'm not a vlogger, nor do I exploit my children to make my living, but I would have had them sitting with the box, I would have read the card out loud---OMG you guyzzzzz Universal sent this box of crap over to invite us out to their new kids resort!!! Then had them open the box. But what the hell do I know--just having two kids grab and toss the tit seems on-brand for these assholes. At one point, O is pulling out the box fill paper stuff and just throwing it on the floor when there are still things to pull out of the box. JFC they suck so badly at this stuff.

I also want to point out--neither of the children at any point seem to recognize these characters or make a fuss over anything. It's usually Jenn saying the name of whatever for them. They should have done some practicing or prep work for this one, especially if they are being sponsored by a kid thing.
I mean why should children of theme park bloggers have any idea who these characters are?! 🫩🙄
 
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O does appear in the video. He pulls out a water bottle and wears Shrek ears.
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The whole reel comes across as grabby, bratty kids though. I'm not a vlogger, nor do I exploit my children to make my living, but I would have had them sitting with the box, I would have read the card out loud---OMG you guyzzzzz Universal sent this box of crap over to invite us out to their new kids resort!!! Then had them open the box. But what the hell do I know--just having two kids grab and toss the tit seems on-brand for these assholes. At one point, O is pulling out the box fill paper stuff and just throwing it on the floor when there are still things to pull out of the box. JFC they suck so badly at this stuff.

I also want to point out--neither of the children at any point seem to recognize these characters or make a fuss over anything. It's usually Jenn saying the name of whatever for them. They should have done some practicing or prep work for this one, especially if they are being sponsored by a kid thing.
Are #hosted children with bags under their eyes really a good look for Universal?

I feel like Tim and Jenn are going to hate this park, it looks like Legoland, and they won't even take their kids there. Jenn is going to be miserable. I hope Universal also #hosted the #StripperSisterNanny.
 
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O does appear in the video. He pulls out a water bottle and wears Shrek ears.
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The whole reel comes across as grabby, bratty kids though. I'm not a vlogger, nor do I exploit my children to make my living, but I would have had them sitting with the box, I would have read the card out loud---OMG you guyzzzzz Universal sent this box of crap over to invite us out to their new kids resort!!! Then had them open the box. But what the hell do I know--just having two kids grab and toss the tit seems on-brand for these assholes. At one point, O is pulling out the box fill paper stuff and just throwing it on the floor when there are still things to pull out of the box. JFC they suck so badly at this stuff.

I also want to point out--neither of the children at any point seem to recognize these characters or make a fuss over anything. It's usually Jenn saying the name of whatever for them. They should have done some practicing or prep work for this one, especially if they are being sponsored by a kid thing.
Agreed it was grabby but Ollie seemed genuinely excited about the reusable mug and the Shrek ears. And Gin was excited about the fan that Budley handed her, oh and they can add it to their fan collection.

Speaking of fans, where is Dim's fan hat that he wore backwards last summer?
 
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Are #hosted children with bags under their eyes really a good look for Universal?

I feel like Tim and Jenn are going to hate this park, it looks like Legoland, and they won't even take their kids there. Jenn is going to be miserable. I hope Universal also #hosted the #StripperSisterNanny.
They don’t ride rides. They don’t ride any rides really. They don’t know these characters. There will be a time change and mandatory naps. This is not the family to send to your new park thing.
 
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A box of junk from Universal = oh myyyyy gooooodness we love extra junk!!!!!

A box of junk from grandma who barely got to hang out with her grandchildren = this is too much tit *fake laugh* let’s embarrass grandma by pointing out all the things she’s bought that we don’t want.
 
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I guess exploiting the kids all these years has paid off for a #hosted trip. Too bad these kids don't seem to like theme parks. I wonder if this is one of the reasons for asking about the 2-seater stroller.

So, Texas in July. In a new, probably un-shaded theme park geared toward kids. This is going to be fun. I assume there will be plenty of booty butts for Tim though.
And LOADS of fan contraptions!
 
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O does appear in the video. He pulls out a water bottle and wears Shrek ears.
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The whole reel comes across as grabby, bratty kids though. I'm not a vlogger, nor do I exploit my children to make my living, but I would have had them sitting with the box, I would have read the card out loud---OMG you guyzzzzz Universal sent this box of crap over to invite us out to their new kids resort!!! Then had them open the box. But what the hell do I know--just having two kids grab and toss the tit seems on-brand for these assholes. At one point, O is pulling out the box fill paper stuff and just throwing it on the floor when there are still things to pull out of the box. JFC they suck so badly at this stuff.

I also want to point out--neither of the children at any point seem to recognize these characters or make a fuss over anything. It's usually Jenn saying the name of whatever for them. They should have done some practicing or prep work for this one, especially if they are being sponsored by a kid thing.
Each time these grifters get thrown free stuff to promote something, they absolutely fail at promoting. Boggles the mind that these sponsors refuse to review past promotions on these grifters’ social media to gage whether they are capable of actually getting necessary points across ‼ Bottom line…they aren’t capable of “selling “ the sponsor’ venue. Stop giving them freebies & sponsoring them. They’re not grateful, btw!
 
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And they think Florida is hot.....Texas in July makes Florida look cool. And every single one of them will be getting some sun damage. I hope they stay in the Frisco area and don't venture out. There's a few other parks in the area Six Flags (which is probably "beneath" them in Arlington but probably the most known park here) and then I want to say there's a Peppa Pig thing and a pretty big water park in the North Richland Hills area. But again they'd have to drive to get to all those places and it's quite the haul from Frisco.
 
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And they think Florida is hot.....Texas in July makes Florida look cool. And every single one of them will be getting some sun damage. I hope they stay in the Frisco area and don't venture out. There's a few other parks in the area Six Flags (which is probably "beneath" them in Arlington but probably the most known park here) and then I want to say there's a Peppa Pig thing and a pretty big water park in the North Richland Hills area. But again they'd have to drive to get to all those places and it's quite the haul from Frisco.
BoG could probably arrange transportation between and accommodations at these other parks for them. But BoG only provides these extra services for their big fish, like Mammoth Club. Not the Slackers.
 
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There is no way they are venturing out to anything other than the Universal Kids Park. They never go outside the Disney or Universal bubbles in SoCal, so the DFW area wouldn’t be any different to them.

And I know it’s the Trackers and they are always ambiguous but I wonder if this a #hosted trip. They tagged #gifted but was that just for the Oriental Trading Company like box of crap? And not the actual trip? I suppose Universal did provide Tim with the Vegas trip so maybe it makes sense they’d provide this too. 🤷 I guess we’ll know more in a couple of weeks. I still have no clue why anyone wants the Trackers to be any sort of spokesperson for them.
 
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BoG could probably arrange transportation between and accommodations at these other parks for them. But BoG only provides these extra services for their big fish, like Mammoth Club. Not the Slackers.
Neither NRH or Arlington are in exactly touristy areas either. NRH is sort of close to Grapevine which I would say is sort of touristy but it's still a bit of a haul. And while Frisco and NRH are nice for the most part they'd probably get scared in Arlington since it's not Lake Nona.
 
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Does this resort have rooms with stripper poles? If so, maybe 🍑 and the kids come. Otherwise it’s hut dogs and Starbucks for Dim and Ginn in Texas sans kids!
 
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BoG could probably arrange transportation between and accommodations at these other parks for them. But BoG only provides these extra services for their big fish, like Mammoth Club. Not the Slackers.
Because MC actually pays for the stuff BOGV books for them except the overnight DVC stays from their other company, DVC Rental Store
 
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Universal needs dumb grifters like the Bojos to convince their dumb stans to come out to TX to go to yet another overpriced theme park with no shade.
 
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Well we know the quality of vids they will produce and Oliver will not appear much in them. It would be really great if they spent time potty training Oliver. Life would be easier for them if he was potty trained. I guess potty training Oliver is not as important as the stupid coffee tunes (Jenn grow up) and Tim going on trips. Just think of all the luggage space they would have if they did not have diapers.

I hope there are no rides aadults can fit on similar to the Memphis Kiddie Park near me.
 
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Well we know the quality of vids they will produce and Oliver will not appear much in them. It would be really great if they spent time potty training Oliver. Life would be easier for them if he was potty trained. I guess potty training Oliver is not as important as the stupid coffee tunes (Jenn grow up) and Tim going on trips. Just think of all the luggage space they would have if they did not have diapers.

I hope there are no rides aadults can fit on similar to the Memphis Kiddie Park near me.
It took J$ a really, really long time to potty train as well. Really long. He was like 5 years old when they mentioned they were still using candy as a reward for going on the potty. I didn't hate on them at the time as my older daughter was a rebellious potty trainer and used it as a manipulation technique for attention.

However, seeing O not potty trained at almost 3 1/2 and seeing their parenting ---it's easier for them to let him sit in his dirty diapers (and we've seen evidence of that) than it would be to have to bring him to the bathroom a million times, like you have to do when you are potty training your child. They are lazy. They always were and they always will be. Potty training is not for the lazy. That kid will have a sopping wet diaper until he is grossed out by it. His parents don't give a flying duck.
 
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