The Tim Tracker #243 Y do u do dat?

[BoPeeps78]

I hate GLP-Ginn

Feeling herself SO hard

This needs to be a thread title.

Tim Tracker #244: GLP-Ginn

Courtesy of @Forest

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

They are letting the Discord members choose their lunch spot, so Round Up Rodeo BBQ is chosen. But there aren't any reservations available. They talk to the hostess to see if there are any seats available even though the app says there aren't. I'm just spitballing, but I wonder if they are trying the "don't you know who we are" bit to get a table. But, alas, no table is available.

Jen says something a bit interesting: "And she did say that if you if you book a reservation for two, there's three of us here today. And if you book for two and you have three, they won't seat you. So, just as an FYI."

Did they make a reservation for 2, trying to squeeze in a third person? That tracks.

I bet that's exactly what happened. There's no way she would have mentioned it if that wasn't the case. That's just common sense. You can't sit 3 at a 2 top. Didn't she work at a restaurant at one of her 5000 jobs? And everyone knows Round Up Rodeo, especially during Spring Break, is reservations only. Literally everyone.

 

[Quasimodo]

Bojos: "We brought food to eat for our lunches, we're just going to eat dinner out"
Also Bojos: buy lunch from the same place as dinner last night.

Dim: "there is no wind here" [his excuse for not flying kites]
Also Dim: "just got real windy here and this tree is raining [deadly] pollen down on us"

Dim, is this a fucking pokemon channel, because we don't fucking care about your stupid battles and characters and watching Budley stare down at his phone constantly (or watching Budley at all).

 

[Quasimodo]

Now we're being subjected to Da Baby being all up in the lens and having to see chewed up food in his mouth. He says his favorite thing about the treehouses was playing Pokemon.

Holy shit. Ginn admits she just... left a bunch of dirty dishes in their sink...before they left for their staycation. SHE JUST LEFT A BUNCH OF DIRTY DISHES SITTING IN THEIR SINK ALL WEEKEND. Y'all, I'm sorry, but that's just fucking pathetic and gross. This is absolute laziness and incredibly poor time management. Bitch doesn't even have to watch her own kids or work an actual job and she still didn't wash the dishes before they left for their treehouse stay.

 

[Quasimodo]

And... both kids are on their electronic devices. That tracks!

Ginn really does seem annoyed they can't stay there longer. The school really must have come down on them for Budley missing so many days. LOL.

"Real world water". Girl. I think you mean "natural water feature"? Maybe? Who knows, with whatever goes on in her empty head.

I'm not sure if the kids have enough greasy chips.

Ginn says her rice is crunchy. Therefore it must be old. I think she's described rice as crunchy before and always assumes it's because it's old. I think she's used to sticky rice or something, probably. No doubt she absolutely messes up rice even in a rice cooker, "for sure".

Ginn, your shorts are cutting off circulation to your flabby thighs.

She says she "feels like" the kids don't get sweets a lot. Right. Okay Ginn. She says it's a "special thing" to get 2 giant coogies because they're "at the treehouses". Mmkay.

"We're" getting the bedroom set up for the boys", weird Ginn, I don't see you pitching in to help.

This just in: Ginn has finally discovered eye-patches, many years after they've been a thing. But she's an influencer you guyzzzzzz. So chic! So trendy! #Girlboss! #Supermom! Also, you might want to fix them, they're barely hanging on for life on your skin. One of them is more like a cheek patch than an eye patch.

You seriously did fuck all and it made you that tired?? She really has no idea what a "big day" or busy day is actually like. You got driven to your treehouse and ate dinner and put on lopsided eye patches.

 

[Galaxyprincess]

My husband is having partial knee replacement surgery today so that means I will be doing everything at home while also going to work for 40 hours a week. Jenn can go kick rocks with her 'I'm so tired, I had so much going on' whining.

Also, yet another day date without the child that's at home all day. They fucking suck.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I’m sick of universal with this HHN shit. Are they trying to get people excited or annoyed. It’s MARCH. Why is it even on anyone’s mind?

Now Tim is going to start filming every little speaker and black pole he finds thinking it’s got something to do with HHN.

The thing is, no one actually went to Universal to walk around the park to talk about this. Nobody took their little ticket thing to the park to film it. There is literally nothing to show or talk about. All the information about the house is already out. Jackie and a few others were at the HHN panel at MegaCon for the announcement. That's all Tim needed to do....show the ticket, show clips from the announcement. Instead, he's going to wander and speculate and give 99.9% false information. His Universal videos always piss me off because he never knows what the hell he's talking about. And he's like 5 days late.

 

[Littlemuv1]

She’s taking more pictures and stories and posting them because she thinks she is skinny now. You can see her eye fucking herself.

Their video streak at the end of the month didn’t help much. Still at 1.6M. Down 11% versus last month. (1.8M on Social Blade)

Dropping like a rock baby!

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She’s not the only one eye fucking her! There’s quite the thread over on the other site. Someone’s salivating over the photos of her in her swimsuit

 

[court2022]

I gotta...

TTT #244: It's a TREE HOUSE Jennifer, that is why it's off the ground

 

[Littlemuv1]

Would they take their children out in a car and not have them strapped in? And a car offers a lot more protection in an accident than a golf cart. Why are there seat belt rules? I’m sure Dim thinks he’s the best driver in the history of driving but even he, super human that he thinks he is, can’t account for other bad drivers on the roads. How those two have got away with nothing more than a burned hand with those kids is beyond me.

 

[Galorious]

“Rat Life at Home” would be more accurate

The plot for Ratatouille 2

Remy moves to America to find a new life. He takes up residence in a house he thinks is abandoned only for the residents to return home a few days later. Realising how badly nourished the kids are, he takes up his usual position on the head of the lazy mom and gets to cooking. When every dish he cooks turns out beige and burnt, Remy worries he's lost his amazing abilities.....

Unfortunately 40 mins of the film is him trying to clean tetanus pan 2.0 but there are lots of comedy moments as he slides off Mom's greasy head or pulls out handfuls of hair as he tries to direct her cooking.

 

[Littlemuv1]

I’m going to put out to the Universe ‘please can O learn to undo a zipper and climb out of his crib’.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Who thinks when she said she couldn't have imagined her life like this fen years ago she was thinking she'd never be stuck with two kids she clearly does not like.

Oh that's exactly what she was saying. She was thinking about how Molly has been jet setting all over the world while Jenn was stuck at home with the two children that she doesn't even want.

I actually found a lot of what they said in this video to mean the opposite--like, look this bathroom counter is almost camo. And look at this tree table and tree lamp. They were mocking it all.

Also, it is not a coincidence that I posted a screenshot here pointed out how bad her crow's feet were and now she's filming herself with eye masks over the crow's feet.

And Tim, nobody is paying rack rate or that room. They are all using their DVC points. Calling it Buy 1 Get 1 Free is just stupid.

 

[macbeths]

Honestly…their lack of knowing what day it was is the reason I went looking for real opinions and found guru. Like what adult doesn’t know what day of the week it is? We all have schedules and responsibilities…the only people who don’t know what day it is are fuckers who are lazy and getting paid for being lazy.

Ummmm…I do not always know what day of the week it is but I am retired.

 

[Forest]

So they do a live last night, but they exclude their YouTube stans, and even excluded the $5 Patreons. They are so fucking bad at this. They are going to alienate everyone with their Patreon.

But hey what’s a 14% decline month over month. Also loving that 1.5M views number.

 

[Mopsy75]

I have been Team Ollie since day one and I think it's the best thing for this child to be away from the 2 morons. They have no interest in him and only interest in J$ when the camera's rolling. I hope he's with SSS doing things that any 3 year old enjoys - and maybe she is trying to potty train him at the same time. We all know what Jenn would say - I have 2 kids now you guyzzzzzzz.
What a useless, lazy human - and put selfish along with that and you have one Jenn Tracker -

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I didn't even realize you could see the way he's holding onto Oliver in the mirror! His hand is just resting over his chest, no hold on him whatsoever.

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At that point, it would have been way safer for Tim to have both hands on the steering wheel. I'm so sad for those children because the negligence is becoming more and more apparent because they broadcast their lives on the internet--for money.

Going back to the socks things--Tim is bitching, on camera, to 100k stans, that he has to pick up his likely ND kid's socks all over the house and describes his quirky sock habit. He's annoyed by it. Here's the thing--every mom does shit like this all damn day. We pick up toys and cups and clothes all day, every day and don't even mention it to anyone. Ok, sure, we mention it to our children to pick up their own shit...but we don't stand out on the street corner broadcasting it, we don't make videos declaring what amazing parents we are for picking up socks...we just do it.

These people are such fucking losers making money off this shit. They are not making enough money to pay for the intense therapy those children are going to need.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

It was ME!!! I rented those tents every day and made sure they were set up blocking their $15,000 view!!!!

No, seriously, I want to point out why the rental tents were all right in that spot. If you notice, they were all off towards the right...that's because they rented a house directly next to the public beach access. That's where the rental companies can access the beach to set up their little set ups easily.

It's not fucking rocket science, Tim.

 

[eatcherheartout]

No rides, just eating and a ton of Beach Boy footage. He also didn’t do any rides at Universal or HS in the next two vids. Jen kept wanting to go on rides but Tim kept shutting her down saying the lines were too long. A day at the park with Tim must be so boring when it’s full of looking at construction walls and listening to him Dimguess about stuff. But it’s still better than having to spend any time with her son I suppose.

Jenn probably doesn’t enjoy the theme parks as much now that she can’t stuff her face because of the glp-1. My son is Oliver’s age and if I was in Jenn’s shoes, I would take Oliver with me to the theme park and go on a couple of rides while Tim wanders around mansplaining the construction walls. Obviously Jenn will never do that because she hates being around her kids and would probably get lost trying to navigate a theme park she’s been to hundreds of times on her own.

 

[Littlemuv1]

Patreon paid membership dropped from 737 yesterday to 722 today. Jenn better return whatever was in the Sugarboo bag, it’s going to be tight this month.