The Tim Tracker #243 Y do u do dat?

[Dr.Sienna]

Because they don’t do the parks with their kids. They don’t do anything at the theme parks other than eat. Jenn does seem to want to go on rides but Tim never wants to because he won’t wait in line. None of the theme park vloggers really do the parks in a way that’s helpful to tourists. They mostly pop in to check out the newest cupcake and that’s it.

I still maintain that the not waiting on line is not just because they think they are above it. They don't want to get stuck next to a truth speaker who will call them out on their bullshit (I TOTALLY want to be that person but I never see them when I'm there). Then they would have to make a decision....sit and listen to it and engage or call attention to it and leave the line.....either way you know by that point cameras would be out so no matter what their reaction would be, it would be on YT in minutes. Easiest thing to do is to not wait in line. I'm sure they don't livestream in public anymore because of that as well (plus you know they can't figure that out). No doubt people would roast them LIVE and they'd again be stuck.

 

[Quasimodo]

Yeah first they have to deal with zombie Jesus before zombies of normal plebs.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

It’ll be interesting to see how/if the stans excuse Dim hurtling around AMI with his unharnessed child in a golf cart on a public road

They'll act like it never happened. It helps when you don't have any critical thinking skills.

 

[airbusA330]

I haven’t followed fat in the hat’s threads in awhile but one of his vlogs randomly played while I did my dishes (hello Ginn, do them before a trip!). He said he took off a few WEEKS due to health issues. It seems he’s OK which is great and it didn’t seem serious. However, who takes off WEEKS? Like your job is walking around Disney, for fucks sake, that isn’t hard or strenuous and your income relies on videos. Vloggers are so detached from reality. To boot, he got multiple entrees for lunch, all you care to eat platter for dinner (including a burp that could’ve been edited out) and talked about desserts nonstop. So yeah, health issues are priority

The vloggers are all just so incredibly lazy.

 

[airbusA330]

Happy Easter and Happy Sunday Tattlers!

What kind of overly complicated meal with Jenn be making today?

A $500 Harry and David meal for the 3 of them. Slightly burnt with extra salt. Spaghetti-o’s for Oliver.

 

[Commandereddy]

I love your recaps! Thank you

I think it was one of their FW stays. Maybe Halloween, in the RV/trailer? I don't watch their videos, but remember seeing it discussed here (thanks to @Commandereddy and others' recaps).

Thanks — I’m definitely not a poet or great at writing these. Everyone here does a much better job. I got up and watched it with my wife this morning, and we talked through a lot of the things we noticed. I was typing up my thoughts on my phone before I even read anyone else’s posts, so mine ended up way behind everyone’s comments. I did try to read through what people had already said so I wouldn’t repeat anything.

I always loved Dirtnap’s reviews of Adam’s videos. He was way funnier and knew so much more of Adam’s history. I could never do it the way he did and still make it feel fresh every time. This video did feel different from their usual ones—probably just because both of them were filming different parts of the same day.

I’ve said before that they should just do what Adam did: record what they do each day and post it the next day. That has to be better than whatever they’re doing now. Even if it’s a mix of her at home and him in the park, that would be a guaranteed 30K views every day.

 

[Galorious]

I actually wonder if they are selling stock to make these big purchases, like the AMI trip, because they've blown through most of their savings with the other hundreds of thousands of dollars spent on cruises for 2024/2025. Paying the AMI trip off would be consistent with the timing of--I just had a call to discuss the war/stock market. I get the impression that it was a kind of last minute thing and it wasn't booked all that far in advance.

It'll be interesting to see if they go ahead with the second Rivian purchase. Feels ages since they ordered that. Wonder if skinny Jenn fancies herself as driving Jenn yet.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

And Jenn has never seen Indiana Jones. Figures. She thinks it only takes place in Egypt but wanted to see the Crystal Skull. I'm not even going to say anything. They have defecated on a lot of different franchises in this shit.

Hey Jenn, Indiana Jones does not wear a leather hat. FFS. And seriously all the media they have shited on in this one seems to be on things I like.

 

[Quasimodo]

I think that was one of your best thread titles (and there's been a lot). Seriously though, they all have that Child of the Corn vibe about them. And their kids unfortunately inherited too. See the picture they took of Budley from their stupid baby monitor in his room a couple of years ago. I really don't know why you'd have a baby monitor for a six year old.

They let him run yards ahead and exploit him to the masses, and to add insult to injury, they've always thought it's been remotely okay to also show the whole world wide web their kids in bed, in what is supposed to be a safe space for them, on the monitor, and yet they have a monitor for the kid at his age for... what? Surely it can't be for safety, because if they were actually concerned for his safety, they'd have never shown him. Amazing how we don't know what the kids of a lot of world-famous celebrities even look like because their parents keep them off social media and give paparazzi hell (deservedly so) if they try to photograph their kids, but we know absolutely way too much about these poor children. At least even child stars get paid and we're not learning or knowing when they have full diapers or drooling still at 6 years old, or that they have "tender feet" or need to still be held at that age.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

I halfway suspect he may have tried to sneak out of his room at night. Been reading some of the latest Duggar saga and supposedly Pest II's wife was arrested for having locks on the side of the door that the kids couldn't access (hence, the false imprisonment charge). I really wouldn't put it past those two especially with Oliver hating his naps to do something similar. The monitor would alert them to if he was trying to leave at night. To be fair sleep struggles can be something a ND kid deals with but I think this boils down to them not wanting to deal with the kids. I've never really paid attention to the doors to see if there were locks on the outside of the door but might explain why the kid couldn't leave when he was throwing a fit during that one live (wasn't he three or four at the time).

 

[Grilled_Cheese]

I'm really itching for an update on J the piano maestro.

 

[Grilled_Cheese]

I’ve never wanted to jump off a bridge more than I did when Jen intentionally crunched into her mic. Oh my god.

TTT#244: I’ve never wanted to jump off a bridge more than I did when Jen intentionally crunched into her mic. Oh my god.

 

[Quasimodo]

I see that Dicky's still wearing a backwards baseball cap. At what age do you think he'll finally quit that? 78? Also, does it seem like his cheeks are even more swollen than usual? He reminds me of a rabbit with infected abscesses in its cheeks caused by overgrown incisors.

And Dim's thinning hair is very noticeable. He and Ginn should really be trying to get sponsored by Rogaine.

 

[Littlemuv1]

Oh micheleangelo1963, what gave you the impression everything Jenn has is put to good use? Outdoor kitchen, treadmill, driver’s license? There’s not enough hours in the day to list it all

 

[PistachioNut]

These BoJo ingrates are one of the few who greatly profited from the Pandemic. (other than the criminals that falsely applied for ppp loans during Covid) And yet they are not grateful for their windfall. All these riches, easily able to spend recklessly, yet all they do is complain endlessly! Rarely a thank you from dim, just more pleas for Patreon memberships!

 

[Quasimodo]

That seriously really was one of the most painful most dysfunctional voogs yet. And the stans just... think any of their behavior and dysfunction and lack of focus or a point is endearing or aspiring.

LOL, it's not even Dim getting the invite to preview Super Mario. It's Manservant Mike who still is allergic to haircuts along with tree nuts.

 

[Loueylouay]

Tim is a fucking pussy. It’s one thing to complain here and there, we are all guilty of it but he’s a giant pussy. He’s afraid of the cold and the heat and bugs and waiting in line for rides. For someone who wants to be a big strong man who wants to provide for his wife, he scares very easy.

And that's why he will never actually going camping with Jackson...even with his glamping Rivian.
They do the same annoying, stupid things in home vlogs but man this one was on another level, with Ginn making all that noise while Dim wanted to tell his story instead he did his open mouth expression he does in photos for what felt like an eternity, I mean he looked like a complete idiot and nut for a good solid minute while Ginn should have had Curb your Enthusiasm music on, to the chicken fiasco which was just gross and showed how incapable she is, to the dishes in the sink for like 4 days, to the hilarious buddy not interested in piano as two pianos are in the background in their cluttered disgusting living room.
Did she say she only put that chicken for 15 minutes?

 

[eatcherheartout]

My exact thought every time I see Jenn’s visible bald spots:

 

[ETsMomma]

These are the glasses Gin hates, while not my favorite I like them more than the ones she was on the hunt for that someone from some reality show wears
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not my fave either but as an "influencer" and how popular these are I would never sit there on camera and knock these incredibly popular frames........especially while wearing those bug eye monstrosities on her face. but hey.

 

[Quasimodo]

Oh no, not back to "regular life" which still is a vacation! Please don't insult the rest of us living in the real world by pretending that you know anything about reality. Also what a title. "Real Life at Home". Um.