The Tim Tracker #243 Y do u do dat?

[ETsMomma]

Come on now. It’s food. Of course she liked it. Even more so cause she doesn’t have to share with her kids.

 

[hcslacs]

Nothing worse than waking up thinking it’s a Saturday when it’s only like Thursday.

I assume it’s the opposite for the Trackers. I bet they really hate weekends.

 

[Disney0914]

She asks Oliver what his favorite part of the tree house stay was and it was playing Pokemon on the switch. Nice. Maybe eating a Mickey s'more would have been on the top of his list… if only he was loved enough to get a special dessert like his brother did… but his parents suck.

 

[macbeths]

Is it safe for Tim’s dad to be by himself since he is visually impaired?

 

[cavamom]

Da Baby reminds them that they have a pool at home. LOL.
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If I had to see it, you do too.
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Hi Jenn! I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. This is the exact situation for which you need THIS swimsuit. There’s a reason moms wear suits like these- you can do whatever you need to do with your kids and avoid whatever that look is. Just no.

 

[hcslacs]

I'm honestly surprised to see Tim at Eet since he has a flavor palate of a 10 month old.

They have an order of the plain sliders and fries from the kids menu on the table that I am sure Tim is eating, despite showing him take a bite of that cheesy thing.

 

[Forest]

I hate GLP-Ginn

Feeling herself SO hard

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

And that's why he will never actually going camping with Jackson...even with his glamping Rivian.
They do the same annoying, stupid things in home vlogs but man this one was on another level, with Ginn making all that noise while Dim wanted to tell his story instead he did his open mouth expression he does in photos for what felt like an eternity, I mean he looked like a complete idiot and nut for a good solid minute while Ginn should have had Curb your Enthusiasm music on, to the chicken fiasco which was just gross and showed how incapable she is, to the dishes in the sink for like 4 days, to the hilarious buddy not interested in piano as two pianos are in the background in their cluttered disgusting living room.
Did she say she only put that chicken for 15 minutes?

She said 450 for 15 minutes. That woman seems to cook everything at the highest heat possible. I wonder if she has a meat thermometer and if it was actually cooked. It looked cooked but I don't see how it is possible to cook that chicken for 15 minutes and have it be 165 degrees.

 

[Quasimodo]

From their IG, they ate at Brown Derby with the third wheel (I still find that so weird). What’s with this bald spot on the back of Jenn’s head though? View attachment 3936178

According to Ginn, she's not balding, you guyzzzzz, she just has gray roots.

 

[Littlemuv1]

Looks like that Patreon paid member limit keeps going up. It’s up to 736 now even though it was almost full a week ago. I suppose they’ll keep increasing the limit all the time there are stans stupid enough to join. Especially as their input is limited and Jenn has a new bod to show off.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

First congrats to your kiddo that is a big accomplishment. Is this one the aspiring marine biologist?

I also agree with the bike thing it took me forever to learn in part because I had a bad fall as a kid and didn't want to pick it up again for awhile. I can imagine the Trackers would not deal well when Budley inevitably skins his knee while learning how to ride a bike.

And as far as Easter traditions are concerned wonder if they'll keep up with their ecoli Easter spectacular they have been doing the past few years.

No, the biomedical engineer. The marine biologist doesn't have a chance in the world at getting a real job, (she has a summer research internship) especially since we live in a country who just yesterday decided that we don't need to protect endangered species. She graduates in December, is looking to do a Disney College Program and then will probably end up going for a PhD in marine something with hopes of saving the planet after this administration is gone.

And there's no way the Bojos even know what Passover is, let alone when it is.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Must be nice to burn $1,715 each day doing nothing!

And yet they are still begging for more money.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

I don't know if I can subject myself to this. Thanks Quasi and anyone else who ends up recapping it.

Also

TTT 224: Someone Get Her a Rogaine Sponsorship Already

 

[ETsMomma]

Catching up on this thread so bear with me if this has been talked about more!

I LOVE Universal (Disney I'm more meh on) but I hate the HHN overkill and it makes no sense to me. I get that it's their premier event that they're world famous for but for Gods sake it's only MARCH. Why do we need to see stuff about an event that's 6 months away still? People are too obsessed with it imo, which I know is a wildly unpopular take. Also I hate that I can't take a birthday trip to Uni without having to see the HHN shit everywhere (my bday is early Sept). If I really wanted to ik I could go but the sets everywhere ruins it for me. Also, every theme park influencer is so over the top obsessed with it. Surely many of them are faking it right?

Right, I don't get it either. The season starts SO early for Halloween, just enjoy the season we're in. Seems excessive then once it is Halloween time, I'm already over it due to the over saturation of the event content.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

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I can't believe that the entire universe can't see through their fake ass pathetic bullshit here.

 

[cavamom]

Maybe. I was trying to stop the video to see if it said 5G on the top but I couldn't see anything clearly.

Maybe not. Maybe he did leave Jenn phone-less at the treehouse for naptime?

This is the phone that is sitting in front of Jenn after dinner....I'll go into dessert in a minute.

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It looks like it's the same phone that Tim is using during their Pokemon session.

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So maybe J$ is using Tim's phone and Tim is using Jenns?

That tracks. If it were me, no way am
I hanging back at the resort without my phone just so my kid can Pokémon. But, I said no to my kid and these two twist themselves into pretzels daily to avoid the Budley meltdowns.

 

[erry]

They absolutely disgust me.

 

[Quasimodo]

Her swimsuits look like torture devices with how much they are always digging into her chub. I don't think she understands that you don't have to wear swimsuits that squeeze the shit out of you. Not only are her swimsuits way too tight, they also somehow fail to keep her chesticles properly supported. Again, if she would just actually wear clothing suited for her body and size, it would be less noticeable when her chub is trying to escape out of every crevice.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Yikes, imagine spending that much money on a shit company with shit coffee.

I thought Black Brew Bros was supposed to be their favoritest ever coffee on the whole planet! /s

Damn, that's an insane amount of money on coffee, especially since they are so performative about making their coffee drinks at home and don't drink caffeine. I know they (supposedly) get decaf, but that's a lot of money to spend on decaf coffee.

My two kids in college and I all share the same Starbucks account...we didn't even hit Reserve status. I still have my OG gold card though, it says since 2014 on it.

 

[Quasimodo]

That set reminds me of The Boy in the Striped Pajamas.