Another park day without the unwanted child while golden child is in school. I hope they at least left O with a stuffed orangutan. Rejected by both parents is a tough way to grow up.
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Courtney, you're making this too easy!!!
Hot take- If no had mentioned that Dimmy sounds like Kermit (which he doesn’t)- he wouldn’t give AF to pretend to be a Muppet fan.
I agree. And he does a terrible job even pretending to be a Muppet fan. I still can’t believe he got that stupid (and terrible) tattoo.
Did he ever even ride Rock n Roller Coaster before? I can’t wait to see how much of a fan he is at reopening.
Our other cruise was 5 nights on Fantasy and I loved that ship so I hope this one is nice. This trip May 9. We are hoping to relax a bit more -- first one such pressure to "see everything in 5 days" so I am just a bit concerned about the reduced adult areas. But I know we will have fun and right after we are headed to Animal Kingdom Lodge for 5 nights and I will just stare at the giraffes the whole time
I forget about OA -- I will watch them too. THANK YOU!Imagine looking like this and having the balls to make fun of the Mickey Mouse sunglasses. They are not my style, but so many people I saw pulled them off and looked adorable in them. I hope she offended some of her Stan’s 
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She’s complaining that salt makes her feel hungover and she can’t eat a lot of salt in her old age. She forgot she just told us she eats Parmesan cheese by the spoonful each night. Maybe that’s why she can’t get out of bed in the morning…
She seriously keeps repeating that "salt makes me feel hungover" tit while continuing to consume lots of salt. How much is or was the witch even consuming to feel "hungover" and why is she convinced it's salt making her feel hungover? It just sounds like more crap she read from an influencer on Instagram, frankly. Meanwhile, she tells us her blood tests were perfect or very excellent or something. witch there is no "very excellent", this isn't some academic test, there are just results in the "normal" range and "abnormal" or "low" or "high" range, you pathlogical compulsive liar.
AKL is my favorite resort. We stayed there when we got married, even though our actual wedding was at the Polynesian. It is an amazing experience.Our other cruise was 5 nights on Fantasy and I loved that ship so I hope this one is nice. This trip May 9. We are hoping to relax a bit more -- first one such pressure to "see everything in 5 days" so I am just a bit concerned about the reduced adult areas. But I know we will have fun and right after we are headed to Animal Kingdom Lodge for 5 nights and I will just stare at the giraffes the whole time
OK--so it's no secret--I much prefer the Dream/Fantasy to the newer ships, but you have to go into the Treasure with a completely different mindset, admittedly, I'm not great at that, but comparing is just going to drive you insane. The adult areas are well themed, so enjoy them for that. The Haunted Mansion Parlor is incredible--it's the same on the Destiny. They say the Coco dinner show and the Moana stage show are both amazing. Whatever you do, do not miss Seas the Adventure. It's usually on the first night, I believe. It's one of my absolute favorite shows. I also prefer the inside coffee bars (they Megara and Merida themed on the Destiny) over Cove Cafe on these ships.
And if you haven't booked an excursion for Tortola--go to The Baths. Even if you have to book with an outside excursion group, we loved going there.
Why would anyone in Florida wear sunglasses like this? The lenses are hardly tinted. Are those things offering any UV protection at all? I mentioned this before--my daughter sent me a photo of her wearing these same glasses almost 2 years ago. They are outdated and she's 20 years too old for them.Imagine looking like this and having the balls to make fun of the Mickey Mouse sunglasses. They are not my style, but so many people I saw pulled them off and looked adorable in them. I hope she offended some of her Stan’s
And she doesn't even eat actual parmesan cheese....it's that stuff in the plastic shaker. At least get yourself some freshly shaved parmesan, girl!
How does she look so incredibly different in every single photo? These are all from today's Epcot instagram post.
Like her face in these two shots....she's a different human.
And her body looks totally different in these two. Especially how smooth and long her legs are in the butterfly shot, but you can see the lumpy cellulite in the monster shot?
Sorcery, I tell you! (Or inconsistent photoshop/filters)
Like her face in these two shots....she's a different human.
And her body looks totally different in these two. Especially how smooth and long her legs are in the butterfly shot, but you can see the lumpy cellulite in the monster shot?
Sorcery, I tell you! (Or inconsistent photoshop/filters)
LOL wtf. I thought this whole time she was talking about eating a block of parm cheese. But she's eating the crap in the plastic shakers? Like girl, if you can afford a $12K house rental on an unremarkable beach, you can afford some actual legit cheese.
Also, people on legit authentic
Oh yea. This is what they buy. The sawdust. Not even the Kraft name brand stuff. And I'm 100% Italian---so this is a mortal sin to me.
Okay, I may have bought some cheese to have a snack with some crackers this week. But it was actual snacking cheese. Trader Joes had their Unexpected Cheddar in snack sizes this week. It's like 80 calories per serving and it's more than plenty. If you really like cheese though highly recommend it. Not quite like the stuff in the shaker though.
That unexpected cheddar is really, really good. I sometimes buy the spreadable kind to put in the everything but the bagel crackers. 🫣
I did manage to get the pastel mini totes last week—I’m using them as Easter baskets. Will the Bojo kids get Easter baskets? Well, J$ will get something—but will O?
I’m not Italian at all, just someone who loves cheese and this is a sin to me.
I know we joke around and make fun of them.
But, Tim, take note.
Get your leg checked out by a doctor!!
If this is varicose veins (and, no, I am not a medical professional. But I have several in my family, I can read and do research) and you ignore it. A DVT blood clot could be in your future!
But, Tim, take note.
Get your leg checked out by a doctor!!
If this is varicose veins (and, no, I am not a medical professional. But I have several in my family, I can read and do research) and you ignore it. A DVT blood clot could be in your future!
They can afford that Locatelli in Publix. They suck.
I know a few have called it before but they are REALLY feeling themselves with the "weight loss" or filters or whatever. I still don't see how she can look so different even on the same day. Sometimes the teeth look normal, other times not. How? And these stupid posed couple photos are really, really cringy. I can't stand looking at them. I don't know how people suffer through the vlogs.
I’m assuming that was part of what led the doctor to say “Woah!” If not with a bit of
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