The Tim Tracker #198 She...never...stops...EATING!!!!

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She can’t pick the wax off the clothes with her fingernail? Wax candles must be different in the states. And if I was gone away for a few days and my spouse left a mess for me to clean up (wax on the walls) I’d be pissed 🤷🏼‍♀️
 
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She probably guilted him into putting the kids to bed too because she can’t possibly do it.
Guaranteed he took her home, did bedtime, and then drove all the way back.
The dinner was at 7 and they go to bed at 7. So they can ignore bedtime ( y probably more than 2 hours) when Jenn has extreme fomo and they’re trying to get noticed by Disney and get more perks. But taking the kids to a show on a cruise, no way.

Heat works for getting wax out of carpet. You put paper towel over the wax and iron over the paper towel, no steam. I hate that I know that.
She thinks warm water will melt the wax in the washer. I mean, the wax could come off in the washer and get smeared around, but hot water isn’t going to be the culprit. That’s not how it works. But I would guess the iron trick would work for clothes too? I’d probably just scrape it off.
 
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She looks like the Hamburglar's plump Mee Maw...#nohorizontalstripes

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And this was her outfit for showing up to the iNfLuEnCeR dinner. I guess all the money went to funding Dimmy's Bananapants Republic outfit to be a "professional man". When she was bending over, you could see she'd just thrown on her mime-inspired sweater over her maroon Strand t-shirt.

Well, she's just so busy you guyzzzzzz, she has 2 kids that she barely spends time with because she has to sit on her bean bag chair and think abut "what to do tomorrow" and "what to do about her life" and well, she can't multitask and go for a walk with Da Baby to their local park while she's coming up with a list of things to complain about in her head! She doesn't even have time to change into a different shirt every day you guyzzzzz. I don't see how she doesn't start smelling funky after the 3rd day of wearing the same outfit and the same greasy bun.
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Guaranteed he took her home, did bedtime, and then drove all the way back.
The dinner was at 7 and they go to bed at 7. So they can ignore bedtime ( y probably more than 2 hours) when Jenn has extreme fomo and they’re trying to get noticed by Disney and get more perks. But taking the kids to a show on a cruise, no way.

Heat works for getting wax out of carpet. You put paper towel over the wax and iron over the paper towel, no steam. I hate that I know that.
She thinks warm water will melt the wax in the washer. I mean, the wax could come off in the washer and get smeared around, but hot water isn’t going to be the culprit. That’s not how it works. But I would guess the iron trick would work for clothes too? I’d probably just scrape it off.
She should just post her waxy clothes on depop. The stans will loooooooooooove it.
 
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Jenn interacting with O was painful. Like have they even been introduced?

Grossed out when she talked about “a dollop of miso butter” while she is struggling to keep all the saliva generated from pouring out. Swallow!!
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Per usual, she said she'd link the recipe down below for that disgusting "Asian" inspired crunchwrap thing, and lo and behold, no link. And how is it even Asian? A dollop of Miso butter??

I know people have mentioned they like Purple Carrot I think, but how can she not just make simple dinners for her self? They can't possibly be any worse than these monstrosities.

So Jen's excuse now is Jackson's special holiday thing at school? I assume she means the Holiday Concert tomorrow? And I assume she means she didn't want him to miss out on practice. I am not sure why it matters, I am pretty sure he simply stood up there and did awkward movements with his hands and face last year.

Is this the first time someone has ever referred to Tim as an influencer and it majorly went to his head and now he has to bring it up every few seconds? He's insufferable about it.
 
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This "5 days of park voogs!" plan is going really well...
They’ll claim success on that failed goal just as they claimed success on this goal even though they only went inside 8 parks. Legoland was closed due to their poor planning. These weasels can’t change their stripes or stench.
 
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I don’t think Jenn could’ve gotten that Crunchwrap thing any darker if she threw it directly into a fire. How can she be this bad at cooking. It was beyond burnt.

I guess Oliver will never be blue to get a compliment on his own without Buddy getting credit

Why does it seem like Jenn was embarrassed Oliver called the Pom Pom orange instead of yellow. “We are working on it” witch he’s not even 2 yet, leave him alone.
Every interaction with him is just to show off and a mind numbing Q&A seminar. There’s no conversation just a bunch of stupid questions.
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I think it’s safe to assume Jenn has been cooking for at least 20 years.. I guess she’s still working on it.

I didn’t watch the video where she shows the wax splatter. But i guess she’s leaving it up to have Tim clean it. We know good and god damn well she’s not cleaning it AND painting over HER wall.

Just like the witch couldn’t be bothered to put the bean bag chair together, and was so happy it came while Tim was still home. My daughter put together her first desk when she was 11.
 
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Jesus Christ the candle thing, the lies… how on earth can Tim leave the kids with this incompetent bleeping loser who will one day just laugh when one of them inevitably really hurts themselves because she can’t be arsed to mother her own children? She can’t do anything or go anywhere unless it’s for her own large a.

I am on a flight home from my trip. I feel so bad I missed my kid’s Christmas band recital but they changed the date last minute. Ugh. MiniBee did great though! He plays clarinet. There is this couple seated at the bulkhead letting their snotty coughing toddler wander around the aisles while Dad has his bare stinky feet on the bulkhead and Mom is watching something. It’s like the BoJos. A flight attendant almost ran the kid over with the cart. Why are people so terrible?
 
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Timmy 2 bits will be coming home to a wax splattered wall and bull excuse from his tit stain of a wife. The great candle mystery is another lie of a story made up for the stans to praise the Beast for her amazing parenting skills that the kids were not injured. Who in the duck believes this tit? Ginn is in desperate need of professional therapy for her issues. Tattle sees it-the stands still have their heads up their asses.
 
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Who eats a pre dinner banana? She said dinner is at 7 and she’s starving. They rarely eat dinner til after the kids go to bed, so why is 7 too late now?
It’s because she has a pre-dinner dinner when she feeds the kids.
She already has diabetes people- I would bet big money on it.
So many comments that they have made O so smart… please! -the nannies have done all of that.
 
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Does anyone else find it weird that the GF #hosted dinner and room tour/supposed stay is basically buried in a 25 minute vlog with 17 minutes of look at how advanced my child is? If Disney is giving them dinner and a room stay for free, shouldn't that be the bread and butter of the vlog? 2/3 of the vlog isn't about Disney, the Treasure or the GF. She's got her Aura frames commercial in there too. So Disney is <supposedly> giving them tit for free AND they are including a paid promotion for another company in the video? They really, really suck at this. The GF part of the video should have been a part of embarkation day....not look at what a terrible "mom" Jenn is and buy some Aura frames because we're broke.
 
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I’m back to the candle incident, I listened to that part of the vlog and found it really odd that J10Ds mentioned a few times that her ‘friend’ cleaned up the tiles. Not that she helped clean up the wax, sounded to me more like she did it herself.
Is Jenn that incompetent as a human to even do that? How does Timmy 2 bits ever leave her with the boys?
I’m going to be serious for a moment, Jenn we know you read, so please put down your therapy camera and get some real help. For Tim, for the boys, but most importantly for yourself. This is not normal and you show it on YT for all to see. I am no doctor but I have seen enough with having a child with severe anxiety and that is not you. Something might be going on but it has nothing to do with anxiety, and it angers me every time you say it does. I invite you to come spend the day here, and watch and learn about real anxiety. I can even show you how to cook and not burn everything. But most importantly, what it means to care for a child, no matter how old they are, because that’s what MOMs do.

sorry for the rant, thanks for listening. :)
 
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Maybe the candle incident is one last hail mary to weaponize her incompetence forcing Dim to take her everywhere he goes.
 
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And when she talks about how she plans for a craft to last 40 minutes.. LIES. Is he at home or school? I’m all for structure, but it doesn’t seem the poor kid can actually be a kid. I’m starting to believe they are more militant in everything, and not just nap and bedtimes. It’s ok to just wing it, that way when something doesn’t go to plan, you don’t panic.
7-7:15get dressed
7:15-7:30 breakfast
7:31-8:22 craft #1
8:23-10:45 nap -#1
Gymnastics
Lunch
Books
Nap
And when the kid calls Luigi “Wigi” he’s not saying WIGI. He’s saying LUIGI. And then idiot Jenn says it back to him as Wigi, he’s like who’s the duck is that?
 
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Maybe the candle incident is one last hail mary to weaponize her incompetence forcing Dim to take her everywhere he goes.
She's a scheming witch but I doubt she could dream up something like splattering wax all over and making him clean it up when he gets home. I think as others have said she just has almost zero maternal instinct. She was smart but has played dumb for so long now she is actually dumber.
 
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I find this out of place for Tim…

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Could this be related to a +1 Treasure partnership deal?

Maybe the candle incident is one last hail mary to weaponize her incompetence forcing Dim to take her everywhere he goes.
I‘m thinking it didn’t start out that way, but she‘ll now use it to further manipulate Tim.
 
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So I had to go into their neighborhood a few days ago to take my daughter to an event there. It’s such a beautiful community. You go through the main gate, then There are About 4-5 subdivisions behind another gate, some houses were not. There’s an apt complex, a nice pool area, an elementary school, a golf clubhouse, and a nice gym.

they definitely lucked out by getting the house when they did.

it’s perfect for people with young kids to grow in. Lots of families on bikes, skating, just walking. Maybe 80% of the houses I saw were decorated beautifully for the holidays.
Even though the trackers don’t take full use of the community, at least the nanny does.
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Let me add this disclaimer… idk where they live, or which neighborhood they live in** I could’ve found their address online, but I REFUSE to do so. Just like I REFUSE to look at the buddy’s school Facebook page.
 
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She's a scheming witch but I doubt she could dream up something like splattering wax all over and making him clean it up when he gets home. I think as others have said she just has almost zero maternal instinct. She was smart but has played dumb for so long now she is actually dumber.
I don't think the event itself was staged. I think it happened, because of her neglect. I think one--or both of the kids grabbed the candle and dumped the wax on the floor and she grabbed it from them. I think the weaponized incompetence comes in because she didn't even attempt to clean any of it up. 4 hours later and then 24+ hours later. Any normal human being would have put the kids to bed, tended to their burns and then immediately went online to try to figure out how to clean up wax on clothing, furniture and walls. Instead, Jenn pulled an--OH NO!!!! Whatever should I do? That's a Jenn and Tim problem for the future!!!! Who the duck does that? Someone who wants her husband to come home and see what an absolute disaster she is and how he should never leave her alone with the children again because these terrible, awful, bad things happen.

My husband is not at all an mole, but if he was away and somehow wax spewed all over the wall and his expensive camera equipment and 2 days later it was all still there---he'd lose his damn mind on me. I'm the cleaner of the house, I'm the one who figured out how to get stains out and clean weird things....but it is beyond my comprehension how she didn't even attempt to clean ANYTHING more than "friend" did before she left. I think that's the weaponized incompetence part.
 
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My husband is not at all an mole, but if he was away and somehow wax spewed all over the wall and his expensive camera equipment and 2 days later it was all still there---he'd lose his damn mind on me. I'm the cleaner of the house, I'm the one who figured out how to get stains out and clean weird things....but it is beyond my comprehension how she didn't even attempt to clean ANYTHING more than "friend" did before she left. I think that's the weaponized incompetence part.
It's absolutely a lack of basic consideration and respect for her husband. If I accidentally bumped into a stranger somewhere and spilled coffee or food on them/their camera/phone, I'd never stop apologizing, trying to clean it up, offering to pay for cleaning costs, etc. She can't even provide that level of care to her own family.
 
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