The Tim Tracker #191 Hot Chick Got Thick!

[Disscot]

I last went to Disney World in 2022 and haven't watched a TT or Woo vlog since. We are still big fans of Disney and my son is in Tokyo Disney Sea today as part of his holiday. I just can't stand the vlogging community, telling me about a new cupcake or in Tim's case, telling me nothing - he doesn't really go on rides, he has no taste in food and offers no hints and tips. I also NEVER watched home vlogs, just Tim in parks etc, so anything with Jennblob in it just puts me off - I will continue to come here for the gossip but I haven't seen any vlogger that can hold my attention for more than a minute before I start shouting at them (getting old) that I don't want to know what they think about a ronto wrap etc etc etc

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I’m going to say that they’re on neither of these cruises bc they wouldn’t be able to take a nanny and have her miss a major holiday away from home. It would be a new low that I’m not sure they could sink to. Or would they?

This is my #2 reason why I don't think they are on either of those cruises. They won't travel without hired help and hired help most likely will not want to spend the holidays with these morons.

My #1 reason was--I believe they were on either the maiden Wish or the 2nd Wish cruise, ended up rescheduled and they missed all the hoopla about the Wish because they couldn't get on a sailing for several weeks after. They ended up with a big discount on a few cruises but I don't think they'd do that again.

I think the way Tim discussed the Treasure on a podcast, I didn't get the impression they were on the maiden voyage. I can see them on the Destiny maiden voyage, in celebration for Jenn's birthday in 2025. And I cannot wait to sail with them again!!!

 

[Rebelle]

I was waiting for your commentary on that haircatrosophe. Like just interested what are your thoughts on how to make Jenn's hair decent? I think she just needs to wear a paper bag over her head at this point.

A toner to start. That shade is so bad. She needs blunt ends, she has fine hair blunt straight ends will give it weight. The layers need to be long not shaggy and choppy. I think she looked better red, than with whatever this is, but I’m in the minority here when I say I think she looks best a bright blonde.

Spoiler: Photos

But here’s this biggest thing to help her look decent: she has to bleeping try. Give effort. You know what the factor is in all of those photos? She gave a tit. You don’t just forget how to do these things. And I don’t care for that “I don’t conform to that standard of always having to wear makeup or do my hair.” It’s not about that. It’s about having the respect for yourself. I may be dressed like Jay and Silent Bob in the pickup line, but my hair is brushed and my skin looks fresh.

Edit to add: Also, stop following bleeping trends! Do what looks best on you. That’s all.

 

[Blessyourheart]

A toner to start. That shade is so bad. She needs blunt ends, she has fine hair blunt straight ends will give it weight. The layers need to be long not shaggy and choppy. I think she looked better red, than with whatever this is, but I’m in the minority here when I say I think she looks best a bright blonde.

Spoiler: Photos

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But here’s this biggest thing to help her look decent: she has to bleeping try. Give effort. You know what the factor is in all of those photos? She gave a tit. You don’t just forget how to do these things. And I don’t care for that “I don’t conform to that standard of always having to wear makeup or do my hair.” It’s not about that. It’s about having the respect for yourself. I may be dressed like Jay and Silent Bob in the pickup line, but my hair is brushed and my skin looks fresh.

Edit to add: Also, stop following bleeping trends! Do what looks best on you. That’s all.

If Kimmi was doing her hair then (she said she’d been doing for nearly a decade) then she use to know how to cut hair… the ends are what get me the most. If some hair dresser did that to my spider web fine hair I would lose it.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

A toner to start. That shade is so bad. She needs blunt ends, she has fine hair blunt straight ends will give it weight. The layers need to be long not shaggy and choppy. I think she looked better red, than with whatever this is, but I’m in the minority here when I say I think she looks best a bright blonde.

Spoiler: Photos

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But here’s this biggest thing to help her look decent: she has to bleeping try. Give effort. You know what the factor is in all of those photos? She gave a tit. You don’t just forget how to do these things. And I don’t care for that “I don’t conform to that standard of always having to wear makeup or do my hair.” It’s not about that. It’s about having the respect for yourself. I may be dressed like Jay and Silent Bob in the pickup line, but my hair is brushed and my skin looks fresh.

Edit to add: Also, stop following bleeping trends! Do what looks best on you. That’s all.

Thanks for the explanation on layers. It makes sense since I pretty much let my stylist do whatever she wants and she does them but they are not nearly as heavy looking as Jenn's look and she does them where they won't grow out to look like crap. I can see why you think the lighter blonde and that shade of red look better in those pictures. I think usually when I've seen her with the light blonde hair her roots were sticking out and it just looked horrible-again goes back with what you said about not giving a damn.

If Kimmi was doing her hair then (she said she’d been doing for nearly a decade) then she use to know how to cut hair… the ends are what get me the most. If some hair dresser did that to my spider web fine hair I would lose it.

I'm actually surprised Kimmi's been licensed and has as good as reviews as she has. I used to think she purposely just made Jenn look like tit but I just think that's how Kimmi does hair.

 

[littlemuv]

I think she’d look better with any colour hair if she lost half her body weight, to be fair

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

I think she’d look better with any colour hair if she lost half her body weight, to be fair

Well, yeah but a decent hairstylist could give her a cut that would flatter her current frame more. At this point she looks like a pig that stuck lipstick and a wig on.

 

[PistachioNut]

I wish the BoJo’s could be blocked by Disney from using the Disney word in their thumbnails. They don’t deserve thousands of views for a stupid hot dog gorging mess!
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I do agree that they are not nearly as hurting as some may believe they are.

I think the introduction of this dumbass SM thing - who I also believe is just a babysitter/SM girl they know and not a real legit I-actually-do-this-for-a-living SM professional - is just one of their newest lame attempts to seem "hip" or "with it" and, just like with most tit they try and throw at the wall to try and stick (e.g., the website no one goes to, the podcast they stopped doing), it'll probably just eventually fizzle out.

I will say, however, that I'd start to be a bit scared if I were them as to how they're going to sustain their lifestyle heading into their late 40s/early 50s....and beyond (similar to what you referenced re: transitioning)

Children are expensive. If they continue to see dwindling numbers (due to their audience moving on and/or evolving in their "likes") while still taking ridiculously expensive vacations or buying tit left and right, they are, indeed, going to start feeling the pinch even more.

If they choose to keep the kids off the vlogs (which I support 100%), then they're going to lose that segment of their audience who were only watching for the kids (e.g., the aunties and grandmas).

And they've probably already lost a good chunk of the theme park enthusiast viewers because they were showing the kids too bleeping much, and those people have already moved on and aren't coming back.

So they're left with stan freaks and passerby folks who happen to catch a vlog here or there, with a real sub base that's more like their livestream #s.

In short, their lack of focus in their vlogs (e.g., home vlogs, theme parks, kid-centric vlogs, etc) - while it may have worked when they were younger and/or in the short-term - will be their downfall when it comes to strong sustaining audience #s heading into their late 40s/early 50s.

Plus their inevitable poor health issues will become more of a hamper to their loose lifestyle ( in terms of taking good care of their own health & their sons’ health issues as well)

 

[slackertracker]

Over $700 at the pleasing pop up

 

[scopeyscope]

Over $700 at the pleasing pop up

Yeah, I was grossed out by how much they bought there with those prices because we all know they need more sweatshirts.
I also wish people would stop hosting them and giving them freebies because I think it’s rude to be given a freebie and just throw it in a mix Vlog with a bunch of other stuff and not make it its own thing to highlight the company

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Shocked she uploaded though this does sort of fit with the the theory that she may have backlogged voogs for a cruise.

 

[hcslacs]

They get to sit in the boat at the Boathouse and Jen says between that and getting to go to the Pleasing shop it was the best day of her life. Tim says, something like, "really? better than the births of your children or your wedding day?" Come on Tim, you have to know those rank amongst her most miserable days. I am a bit surprised she liked this day so much considering her children were with her.

 

[scopeyscope]

They get to sit in the boat at the Boathouse and Jen says between that and getting to go to the Pleasing shop it was the best day of her life. Tim says, something like, "really? better than the births of your children or your wedding day?" Come on Tim, you have to know those rank amongst her most miserable days. I am a bit surprised she liked this day so much considering her children were with her.

she liked it because she was on a mania high from getting to spend $700 on crap she doesn’t need

 

[elliebee27]

The hair and eyebrows are heinously bad, holy cow. I haven’t been able to keep up as much this past week.

We are currently in our way down to Orlando! I told MiniBee he can get a lightsaber as he made all A’s honor roll this quarter!

 

[CoolWhip]

They get to sit in the boat at the Boathouse and Jen says between that and getting to go to the Pleasing shop it was the best day of her life. Tim says, something like, "really? better than the births of your children or your wedding day?" Come on Tim, you have to know those rank amongst her most miserable days. I am a bit surprised she liked this day so much considering her children were with her.

Tim said that?

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Tim said that?

Maybe he's waking up?
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So were the clips of them on the couch after her hair cut because she looks awful. I don't know what's worse the brows or the hair it just looks like a stringy mess with no volume. Great work, Kimmi.
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That God damn fan....

 

[hcslacs]

So were the clips of them on the couch after her hair cut because she looks awful. I don't know what's worse the brows or the hair it just looks like a stringy mess with no volume. Great work, Kimmi.

I think so. She just looks so bad, so often, it's hard to tell. Imagine spending all that money at the salon to look worse that you did going in--and it's amazing that's even possible.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

I think so. She just looks so bad, so often, it's hard to tell. Imagine spending all that money at the salon to look worse that you did going in--and it's amazing that's even possible.

I'd honestly be pissed if I came out of the salon looking like that. I almost didn't want to reference this since she suffers from severe mental illness but the look gives me Amanda Bynes vibes. Probably not a great look for anyone.

 

[hcslacs]

Looks like Oliver has a small scab by his eye and a scrape along his arm. I realize that kids gets boo-boos all the time, but perhaps if they'd pay a bit more attention to him and maybe invest in some child-proofing of their house.

 

[Blessyourheart]

Why is this tit so expensive? There is nothing special about it. This is just a green shiry
Already snug there Dim.
Holy hell the eyebrows… her hairdresser hates her.