The Tim Tracker #188 Jenn, you’re fired.

[Quasimodo]

I wasn't going to watch them shovel food into their faces for 30 minutes, but seeing Mike in his Troy Bolton costume has made it worthwhile. . And it's kind of hilarious how she tried (poorly) to edit him out. About 14:10.

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Date Night: We’re All in This [Theme Park] Together!

 

[eatcherheartout]

Here is a bit of a podcast recap. I got bored about 30 minutes in and getting up to clean my stove sounded more fun than continuing to watch.


Podcast recap:

Tim claims he has walked 30 miles since Thursday and has had 10 hours of sleep since Thursday claiming he only had 3 hours of sleep the night before the podcast was filmed. He says he is hanging on by a thread.



Nick has helped edit HHN coverage for his job. I find it funny he wants to be a theme park influencer but won’t attend Universal’s biggest event of the year.



Nick is excited to get into the hi dad soup moment. Tim is as well and Nick seems a bit surprised that Tim actually has a hi dad soup moment.



Tim says he is tired and he gets one day off and then will leave to California. He runs this coming Friday, Saturday and Sunday and flies home next Monday. He declares this is the end of his running career but he does have one more fun run coming up. He also said he will walk the 5k this weekend and he is normally a slow walker. He does a 20 minute mile when walking.



Tim says he is doing laundry and sorting out what he needs to pack versus what clothes are his families. So Jenn doesn’t even do laundry anymore. She has an editor and a nanny and Tim who allegedly only got 3 hours of sleep has to do all the laundry too. What does this bitch do? I know Tim is a tool and no one forced him to go to HHN 3 nights in a row but if you want to argue he was there to get content for the channel, you think Jenn would be supportive and at least do the fucking laundry. What a lazy cunt.



Tim first says he will not be attending HHN in California. He then says he thought about maybe going Sunday night after the races but it’s so much walking he’ll have to do at HHN so he doesn’t know. He said he probably won’t go.



Hi dad soup: Tim says Oliver has been singing a lot. He shared that they have all been singing wheels on the bus together and Oliver is speaking in sentences now. Like 2-3 word combos. Nick’s hi dad soup moment was watching college football with his sons and then going outside to play football. Nick is surprised Tim knew the mascot for the University of Miami. Nick says he and Tim should go to Miami and go to a game together. Tim shoots this down but then says if they can go on the train then okay. He says he dislikes driving. Nick said he would drive them but Tim likes the idea of going on the train because he can walk around and not have to stop to use the restroom.

I didn’t really care to watch anymore and it was barely 30 minutes into an hour and 25 minute podcast.

 

[Quasimodo]

Budley is totally going to be a bully to Da Baby, especially if he himself gets bullied or ostracized at bougie school and needs to project his anger and insecurities on someone weaker. And if Da Baby stands up for himself against his obnoxious older brother, his parents will baby Budley and coddle him instead.

Oof. So much more chaos and dysfunction ahead. This is only the beginning.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I watched the reel of Sapphire Falls and this lady was very careful not to show any reflections of herself with all the angles and things when mirrors were around. Jen wouldn't be so careful. Heck, she'd probably insist on being in the vid.

It was interesting they took the Tesla to the airport. I guess Tim doesn't trust the nanny to drive his precious Rivian.

I went back to see if I could get a better look at her. There is absolutely no way that woman could wear her seatbelt seated the way she is, wedged in between the car seats like that. Why in the world would you allow your employee---because that's what she is---to ride like that in your car? She had to sit like that for like 20 minutes! Why isn't Jenn's fat ass wedged in between the kid---oh, she probably won't fit at all.

I know they are the luckiest mother fuckers on the planet, but if they got in an accident can you imagine the lawsuit she'd have? My employer required, as a part of my job, to wedge my ass in between these two car seats without a seatbelt on a drive to the airport. The reasoning behind that is because Jenn doesn't drive and we had to drop the Tim off at the airport, someone had to drive the car home.

This is completely pathetic. Again, there is absolutely no reason, zero, why Tim couldn't uber to the airport or just leave a car in long term parking. Or, hell, let the nanny/editor/whatever the hell she is, drive Tim alone and drop him off while Jenn sat home with the kids. Set for life people shouldn't be compromising the safety of their hired help.

 

[Cold&Bitter]

The Tim Tracker #189: Jenn was the plus one to Tim and Mike’s date night. Well, plus two.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

God they are desperate to get something viral again.

Problem is that the IG barf vid maybe could be ok-ish if they were in their twenties. They just look lame.

They look like they are trying way too hard. The only way they'll go viral again is probably if something relatively humiliating happens to them like Dim's shorts splitting in mid race or something like that.

I'll be blunt, in the past week I've probably only watched one video from start to finish. I can't handle their long ass videos since they leave so much in that should be edited out. About twenty to thirty minutes of them is about my tolerance for the day. The last long ass theme park vlogger video I watched was MC Part 2 Alaska cruise and that was more or less because I was interested in Alaska not them. Slight digression, I would love for Dim and J10D to go on an Alaska cruise it would just be a constant disaster between the excursions being way too early, Jenn trying every fish dish on the menu, and Pirate Night being replaced by Frozen Night and how it's soooo sad there's no fireworks because who cares about the wildlife while they proceed to say that Dim wanted to be a marine biologist....

 

[Quasimodo]

I'm going to guess that Dicky will be the one who edits the poodcast that she will be awkwardly joining with him and the Beard? Cause Dim's going to be passed out on scorching asphalt having pooped his pants, and if it were up to her, it'd never get uploaded.

Watch out Ginn, you'll have to come up with a fake "hi mom soup" moment.

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Da Baby is already so much easier to understand than Budley. If they don't handle Budley and his diagnoses properly (narrator: they would not), Da Baby will suffer as well. Budley has no boundaries with "baby brother" and again, developmentally acts like a toddler. He also cannot stand even a single second of his parents focusing on Da Baby (though it would help if Ginn didn't refer to both of them as Buddy). Da Baby's outcome will be a battle of nature vs. (lack of) nurture. Hope he perseveres despite being stuck with this whack-ass family.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Yeah there’s no definition of a date night where your husband brings his friend. They got caught on their stupid clickbait title.

They seem to not even be saying the nanny’s names anymore. Probably better for when they inevitably quit.

Can you imagine if we really knew how many nannies they've been through in the past 4 years?

I wonder if Budley’s even able to keep track of each nanny’s name at this point.

That's really, really heartbreaking when you think about it this way. These kids develop such a strong bond with these people in such a short amount of time, because their parents really don't give a fuck. And then they basically disappear from their lives forever, because their parents suck.

 

[mjm9]

I can’t believe THEY showed us the real them.

It was hilarious watching J10D grabbing food from various plates and stuffing it in her mouth as she was “exiting” the Brown Derby.

And Tim with his “runt complex” rudely bull rushing the people coming into Oga’s Cantina.
No wonder Budley is such a hot mess!
His parents don’t have manners nor common sense.
So how can he be expected to have them?

Yoda: “The entitlement is strong with these two!”

side note: someone mentioned that they went to V & A. (possibly on Chris’ dime)
Can’t wait to see what they wore.
Both have gotten so big and fat that they require new dressy clothes.

 

[hcslacs]

Tim is testing his knowledge by seeing if he can name the exotic ingredients in a Cobb salad. Cheese, bacon, egg, turkey. Wow, his gastronomic expertise is astonishing!

So I'm a tad confused. Their reservation at the Brown Derby was at 12:30. They got there at 12 and apparently got seated early. But they also had a reservation at Oga's for 12:50. Were they planning on eating at the Brown Derby in only 15 minutes or did they expect to show up early and be seated? Or show up late at Oga's and expect to the accommodated late? They have a constant sense of entitlement.

They are both standing under the umbrella with their tongues working overtime trying to get all the extra food out of their teeth and gums.

 

[TawdryT]

An occasional ice cream treat, for children especially, is perfectly fine. They're just fucking strange people who don't understand proper nutrition. Or moderation.

 

[2020planner]

So they spent the day before Tim left dragging two small children through crowded malls for no reason. They could have had a nice day at home together. Or maybe out at something the kids would like.

There is also no way in hell they only ate ice cream that whole trip. A giant restaurant meal was consumed somewhere

IKR? It's so fucking ridiculous.

DH and I went to Bonnet Springs Park in Lakeland for Labor Day. (about 1 hour from Orlando)

We're childless (real issues, Jenn...unlike you), but there were TONS of families there with children enjoying the huge park, climbing trees (there's even an Alice in Wonderland tree), swinging on swings, playing in the awesome playground, walking on the tree-level canopy walk, enjoying the great nature center's exhibits, in the butterfly house seeing butterflies flying about, playing in the little springhead/watering hole/creek. I could go on.

It's an absolutely gorgeous park - FREE. If we lived closer to Lakeland, we'd be there every week.
(seriously, if you're ever in the area and love the outdoors, you guys have to go there - https://bonnetspringspark.com/)

They have a place to eat lunch there (low cost- sandwiches, burgers, salad bar, etc.) (and there's an ice cream shop, a café with Starbucks, a gift shop, etc.)

Normally, there's a wonderful children's museum open too but it was closed that day.

Nonetheless, they could have taken the boys out in the fresh air and had a complete blast...but they're selfish so they dragged them around a fucking mall. Sorry, TWO malls on Labor Day.

 

[Quasimodo]

That's a hard-looking 40-year-old.

Buddy demands they go to a shoe store even though he just got new shoes.

Oh geez, this particular color of overalls show her VPL when she waddles from side to side.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Wait so they went to the Florida Mall and didn't go to Primark like everyone else and their brother did this week? Because there was a line? That tracks.

I haven't watched this video, but it seems to me like Jenn was reading here all day and then put out this video....we've commented how great it's been with no kids. We've talked about how there hasn't been a video in days.

And come on---you're going to the mall and you can't make yourself look more presentable that that? That look isn't even good enough for Walmart. How embarrassing.

 

[JayC68]

It doesn’t matter how many editors/social media experts they ship in… the content is shite and the help can only work with what they have in front of them… two fat lazy grifters desperately trying to claw their way back into the glory days

"two fat lazy grifters desperately trying to claw their way back into the glory days" sounds like a thread title to me

 

[Forest]

I can’t stand Chris-Pratt-Holy-Moly. He’s just such a suck up to them. I remember when they couldn’t even be arsed to open his box of Canadian snacks until they were almost rotten. But keep kissing their asses!

 

[2020planner]

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WTF is this jump scare? I. WAS. NOT. PREPARED.

 

[TawdryT]

It's just sad watching old people try to be hip with the kids, but never with their own. It's also cruel to make me watch a uniboob sloshingly search for support and not find it.

WooOOooOOoowaah. Piggy wings, eating their own.
You know when you leave your toaster on burn and your kid touches it? This is the lesson we are forced to learn watching them eat. Inhaled.
Torture the weird kid with pop culture. I hate she way tongue thrusts when she eats and his struggle bus to make it to his mouth and then gum it? I don't know what the fuck is happening here.
Stop harassing the cast memBERS, YOU FREAK.
Stop it. I don't need the mental picture while you prepare to strike like a snake.
Aaaaanything? Go home and parent your children. Yeah, despite what you tell the world you have two.
I only watch these waiting for the day someone clocks that asshole for ruining their ride.

Of course Dim brings up the trafficking conspiracy theory. That's totally not weird. No.
No J5D, you're just plain ol'reglar stupid.
Dim deepthroats and spits tonsil stones.
Tricky Dicky brings tribute. And she ate it. Bold.
She's gone full hyuck hyuck.

 

[hcslacs]

Obviously DVC members have the right to bring whomever they choose as guests but it just annoys me to no end when these assholes get these freebies and experiences just to monetize them.

 

[erry]

Man how full of yourself are you, that you have someone following you around snapping pictures all night. He must really feel like THE man now!