The Tim Tracker #188 Jenn, you’re fired.

[Maleficent50]

Anal beads are back!

 

[airbusA330]

Can we save this for a holiday thread title but I read penis toes this morning and immediately and oddly thought of “Here come penis toes, here come penis toes, right down penis toes lane.” In my head

 

[Loueylouay]

They were really full of themselves in this one. Kept showing that there were no lines. Ginn manic af.
The scariest parts were Ginn kept sticking her head in and out with the help of Dim kept going back and forth. Her head fits the whole screen now.
They seem too old for this crap. Not saying 40 is too old to go to HHN.....they specifically seem too old....trying too hard.
I don't know why anyone seriously interested in HHN would watch their vlog over someone's that can film in the houses.

 

[hcslacs]

Am I reading this right, three nights in a row to various HHN experiences (none of them media ) with Jen at two of them? They really hate spending time with their kids. So between these pricey nights and the two California trips they had better start cranking out those cheap home voogs to pay for all of this. No wonder Tim was speaking to his financial planner. Probably had to move some money around to pay for all this.

 

[Quasimodo]

I continue to find it hilarious that Dim is so vehemently afraid of caffeine but eats/drinks so much sugar.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

This news plus the news of the murdered Gaza hostages has hit me hard. I keep thinking of these families and crying. And part of it is that the Israeli-American victim Hersh reminds me of my precious son, dark hair and young and happy with a goofy grin. What a shit show the world is sometimes.

I woke up suddenly at 3am, saw the story as a notification when I checked the time and couldn't fall back asleep I was so saddened. Hersh wasn't much older than my kids. I saw his parents speak at the DNC and my thoughts went right to his mom who spoke to him like he could hear her. He was still alive and she knew it in her heart then. I can't even imagine the pain his parents and the families of all the victims are in. It's really hit me hard today.

Ok so I was unsure about posting (I started writing yesterday and left it to think on it) bc it wasn't Tracker specifically but we saw Mike Friday night in the holding area before HHN started. He's always been a confusing looking guy to me- How old is he? Ive read the first hand experiences and I was still unsure but dude looks OLD. No questioning he is clearly a mid 40s man who is desperate to look young and hip. It's really an odd look IRL.
Then Saturday night we are back for night 2 HHN, last show of Nightmare Fuel. We get our favorite seat in the back right on a center aisle so you have a very clear view. It's late, im tired and we finally have a chance to sip my beer and zone out before the music really starts and I see a man walking up and all my brain could focus on was his oddly tight clothes. Why was someone in tight clothes triggering something in me? Then it clicks and I focus and look up and it's Tim! He was there with a tour, probably the last group to show up before it started so the place was full. I didn't see Mike (but I was zoning and could easily miss him) or recognize anyone in the group. I started thinking Jenn wasn't with them bc person after person filed in and then bringing up the rear is Jenn and her beer. We couldn't see exactly where or how they sat but Tim was one of the first in (first?) and she was one of the last in. Now I KNOW couples don't have to sit together all the time and im completely twisting things here to fit the story in my head but I just feel like this aligns with the they dont like each other idea. My daughter even asked if the wife is here just after Jenn walked up. She did not recognize her at all.

That's interesting that she was there, it didn't come across on instagram that she was there. Of course she couldn't miss out on another night away from her children. And then I think the parents whose sons/daughters will never come home. Ugh. I cannot stand her. I can't stand either of them, but her especially. And they hate each other. I saw it with my own eyes as well. It's like a damn scripted tv show they're producing. They're nothing but fake ass losers.

And yes, Mike is old in person with a hip haircut. When I originally said it here, people doubted me. You can see it in his YouTube and TikToks. He does have really nice teeth though.

 

[hcslacs]

Is it just me or do they seem to be addressing things we mention here more and more lately, like their supposed financial planner and their SM engagements? I suppose either Jen has more time to spend here (Hi Jen!) or part of the new editor's job is doing reconnaissance (Hi Jess!).

 

[Emmapism]

Is the petite woman in the room with us?

 

[hcslacs]

I didn’t watch but I want clarification…
So the “Financial Planner” called (probably to tell them they are effed and heading into the red with their spending) and J10D tried to tell him that Dim’s “making business moves”. Is that them trying to reassure the planner they are actively working on doing things to get views up?
Why else would the planner be calling them and she feel the need to defend themselves and reassure him?

As for their spending, they have always been instant gratification people. Can’t wait in line, can’t wait to get the Rivian, can’t wait to consume their next meal, etc. They see, they want, they spend/eat.

Hopefully he called to tell them they are closing in on $0 in their accounts and they should probably start applying for that janitor job at Burger King.

 

[quietcandy]

Tiny sliver of the recap….

Tim is flying back to California for a week.
Two days are for the DL races.
It remains to be seen what he will do the other days.
Some have speculated OOB & UH HHN, but the dates don’t match up.


Tim registered for the Chill ‘n Thrill Challenge.
Cost: $440
Sat. Sept 7: 10K (6.2 miles)
Sun. Sept. 8: Half Marathon (13.1 miles)
Both races start at 5 a.m. PST, on their respective days.

I am very skeptical of the results, as Tim has only “run” one RunDisney race before.
The 2024 WDW Marathon Weekend 10K.
Where was holding his hand through the entire race and they finished in a respectable time.

As far as I know, this time Tim is solo for the 10K and ATW will also be doing the half marathon.

In shape or not Tim should be okay in the 10K by sheer stubbornness. And the course is mostly through the two theme parks, so is a lot of fun! (this is my absolute favorite 10K between DL & WDW)

The half marathon is another story. Tim does not understand what he has signed up for!
View attachment 3137428 Most of the race is through the surrounding areas. The course is not mostly flat like WDW.
On race days the temperature will reach the 90s. Race start time it will be mid-60s.
I seriously don’t expect Tim to finish.
Either by quitting or being swept by the balloon ladies/pacing cyclists.

No matter what happens, I guarantee that Tim will be in a lot of hurt on Monday, Sept. 9!

I am so eagerly awaiting his races. Tim definitely has NO IDEA what he's in for. It's going to be hilarious and I'm so excited for it!

I've run several half marathons, but none since moving to FL in 2018. I signed up for this coming marathon weekend half at WDW and even though I haven't even begun training for it, since I've run eight or so halves in my life, most after I turned 30, I'm pretty confident I can bang it out without a ton of training, just because I know how my body reacts to long distance races. Most of them were in very hilly areas too, so me coming off a 6 year break from running would be way better equipped to handle the DL half marathon than Tim is, even though he tells us he runs 3mi a day or whatever. He's going to be in absolute hell attempting the half just because he's not at all ready for one and also because he's running a 10k the day before!

Oh god it's going to be a colossal fuck-up and I cannot wait!

Edit: I also signed up for the Seaworld 5k that Tim's doing, so I will be keeping my eyes peeled for his struggles.

 

[eatcherheartout]

I don’t understand how those poor kids know who they are talking to if they both call both of them Buddy. I really truly cannot even imagine how confusing it is for both of them. How can you do that to your children?

I remember in a home vlog, Tim was talking to Oliver and said something like, “right Buddy?” And Jackson in the background responded with “yeah.” So Jackson is already confused by it not to mention he has asked them not to call Oliver “Buddy.”

 

[erry]

IT IS WEIRD! It’s absolutely fucking weird.

it’s weird that you can’t hang out with your wife without distractions.
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Tim to Mike: we are going to hhn

Mike: oh you’re going with HER

Tim: it’s not like that, you know she’s been bitching lately.

Mike: well have fun

Tim: come on, don’t be like that, me and you have that trip Cali in a few days

Mike:….

Tim: let me see what I can do

let me stop being messy

 

[GreenIsNotACreativeColor]

Tim Tracker now has some serious Corn Dog deep-throating competition from Kyle Pallo, who seems to have aged 20 years in the past two. Jeezus, the Michael Kay Vlogger Aging Curse is real!!

 

[erry]

Speaking of creeps filming kids, I wonder if Dim will ever mention his missing perv glasses.

Perv glasses? What perv glasses?
that chair from the blueberry festival? What chair from the blueberry festival?
Gucci sweater? What Gucci sweater?
2 ugly chairs from target that were on sale for $500
(?) each? what 2 ugly chairs from target?

 

[fiveleggedgoat]

Ok, so judging by the looks of the Tik Tok, these desperados are trying their hand at acting now?

Give it up Trackers. Leave it for the Gen Zs

 

[mjm9]

Tiny sliver of the recap….

Tim is flying back to California for a week.
Two days are for the DL races.
It remains to be seen what he will do the other days.
Some have speculated OOB & UH HHN, but the dates don’t match up.


Tim registered for the Chill ‘n Thrill Challenge.
Cost: $440
Sat. Sept 7: 10K (6.2 miles)
Sun. Sept. 8: Half Marathon (13.1 miles)
Both races start at 5 a.m. PST, on their respective days.

I am very skeptical of the results, as Tim has only “run” one RunDisney race before.
The 2024 WDW Marathon Weekend 10K.
Where was holding his hand through the entire race and they finished in a respectable time.

As far as I know, this time Tim is solo for the 10K and ATW will also be doing the half marathon.

In shape or not Tim should be okay in the 10K by sheer stubbornness. And the course is mostly through the two theme parks, so is a lot of fun! (this is my absolute favorite 10K between DL & WDW)

The half marathon is another story. Tim does not understand what he has signed up for!

Most of the race is through the surrounding areas. The course is not mostly flat like WDW.
On race days the temperature will reach the 90s. Race start time it will be mid-60s.
I seriously don’t expect Tim to finish.
Either by quitting or being swept by the balloon ladies/pacing cyclists.

No matter what happens, I guarantee that Tim will be in a lot of hurt on Monday, Sept. 9!

 

[2020planner]

I’ll never forget what a DCL CM said to me when I wasn’t taking a lot off the buffet. She said take more it’s okay you can eat. I replied I want to try it, but I don’t want to take too much and be wasteful. She goes, then you would be the first, we laughed, but it stuck with me.

They’re so greedy.

You sound exactly like me. I'd be so embarrassed to load my plate with more food than I could eat.

Whenever I'd see something from a buffet that interested me (like, say EPCOT's Biergarten when you're obvs paying for all-you-can-eat), I'd STILL only take a small spoonful or nibble to try and that's it.

Like you, I just never could stand the sight of a bunch of uneaten food on my plate - only to be tossed away.

 

[Forest]

They don’t like Disney stuff. They don’t like the parks, the movies, the rides, the classic stuff, the shows, none of it. (They only like the cruises because they stuff themselves) This is how they act when they like something. Which is fine, to each their own. But they are such gigantic fakes when it comes to Disney.

 

[Quasimodo]

Well, has conned someone with DVC points. Ugh, and did I ever mention how much I hate the expression blessed. I'm sorry. No. Just no. Especially about being blessed on some shitty Disney thing.
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Jesus loves capitalism and grifters, didn't you hear?

Can we throw "magic" and "magical" into the dumpster fire with "blessed"?

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I'm surprised she didn't grab some steak or a lamb hock off a rando's plate and double waddle out.

I figured that's what the giant pocket on the breast of her shortalls is for.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

And yes, jackson needs BOUNDARIES! did he lick Oliver?
if he’ll lick Oliver, he’ll lick a kid at school. Brother or not, it’s never too early to learn to respect other peoples bodies, and personal space.

It seemed to me like he purposefully put ice cream on his lips/in his mouth and then put his mouth on Da Baby’s forehead because when J$ pulled his head away Da Baby had ice cream on his head. Parents of the fucking year allowed this shit to happen.