The Tim Tracker #188 Jenn, you’re fired.

[erry]

Listening to their reactions while riding ToT, I still can’t believe they put Jackson on it

If you guys ever watched their old universal videos like during the “you’re a bad parent” era, and the infamous prancercizing, they were so obnoxious when they were with friends. This video is giving those vibes.

Still very obnoxious and loud, childish, childless, giddy, drunken fools.

 

[Quasimodo]

Ginn would probably try to grab some last minute shrimpies from the kitchen if she was on the Titanic while it was sinking.

 

[Quasimodo]

And their big disappointment with Gucci--they didn't have any Disney stuff. What? Are you serious? Grow the fuck up.

And Ginn telling Dim that it’s a good thing he did buy his Gucci sweater back then. Ah yes the Gucci sweater that turned off a lot of viewers and that he can’t even fit into anymore. That Gucci sweater? Great purchasing decision indeed.

 

[Quasimodo]

I'm sorry but she looks super medicated here.

Her eyes are getting more small and beady.

Also Dim looks like he died and was revived and came straight here from the hospital.

 

[Quasimodo]

It’s even weirder when one of the extra dudes is a 40-something dressed as Troy Bolton.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I wasn't going to watch them shovel food into their faces for 30 minutes, but seeing Mike in his Troy Bolton costume has made it worthwhile. . And it's kind of hilarious how she tried (poorly) to edit him out. About 14:10.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Am I reading this right, three nights in a row to various HHN experiences (none of them media ) with Jen at two of them? They really hate spending time with their kids. So between these pricey nights and the two California trips they had better start cranking out those cheap home voogs to pay for all of this. No wonder Tim was speaking to his financial planner. Probably had to move some money around to pay for all this.

This all has me wanting to know more. Did the children/nanny stay at Sapphire falls with them or did they just have the nanny stay over at the house? Did Jenn go back Friday and come back Saturday or did they both just stay in the hotel Thursday-Sunday as a getaway from their little miracles?

***I do know that parents go on weekend getaways without their children. Jenn JUST had a solo cruise. Tim JUST returned from an entire week in California and is returning to California for an entire week (according to him) at the end of the week. If they needed this much alone time, they should not have had children.

 

[hcslacs]

Starting the HS episode with Special Guest Star Holy Moly! Ugh. Anyways, I can see what people are saying. Tim is reverting back to his super obnoxious self in this one. He's like that clueless guy in school that no one liked but was always hanging around making stupid jokes and being a know-it-all trying so desperately to be noticed. He seems to really ramp this behavior up whenever we get a special guest like HM or Woo.

I seriously do not know how he hasn't been yelled at to STFU on rides (or punched in his smug face).

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

So they pulled their heads out of their asses and there was a huge uptick of 1 million views for August compared to July. But again, it's quantity over quality as they had 26 videos. If they don't post every day (or close to it) they don't get the views.

They finished the month with 3.7 million views, up from 2.7 million views last month. What's sus to me though, is we were looking just a few days before the end of the month and it was consistently 3.3/3.4 million. They pulled an extra 300,000 views out of their asses those last few days. probably from the Halloween crap, I guess?

Let's see what happens when Timmy is away for the week. In theory, with an editor, there should be a new video every day, right? But also who wants to watch vlogs of him running? People want to see new theme park stuff, not an out of shape dude who didn't train attempt to run 20+ miles in 3 days.

I will say, watching part of the podcast....Tim looks like hell. I get that it was 10pm. He had run himself ragged at HHN for 3 nights while taking care of his 3 children all day. Then he got home and dude probably had a shitload of laundry and housework to take care of. I don't think traveling across the country, changing time zones AND running all those miles is healthy for him at this point. It's not going to shock me if he ends up in the hospital with exhaustion or some type of cardiac event. He does not look well.

 

[erry]

I don’t know which I hate more:

Jenn’s silent fake laugh or Jenns loud fake laugh.

 

[bakerbetty]

The Tim Tracker #189 - 2 boobs and 4 saggy tits

 

[Emmapism]

It is weird actually. But then again, if you're avoiding spending proper quality time with your wife and your priority is how it's filmed, it would seem normal.

 

[fiveleggedgoat]

Ugh! Just saw some dweeb wearing a “Theme Park Pigeon” shirt at Wilderness Lodge. He was judged. I don’t regret it.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Tim is a fucking asshole.

So they go to Brown Derby and the fire alarm goes off, they have to evacuate the building. This entire part should have been left out. I think it's shitty to include it. Disney handled the situation well, they got everyone out and they didn't have to pay for their meals.

Even more shitty: they evacuate the restaurant, Tim and Jenn are standing all dry under the big umbrella. Charmaine is standing in the rain!!!!!

Total douche move Tim. I'm not surprised, but total douche move. And Jenn, also dry under the umbrella, of course says....Oh No!!!!! Weird laughter.

 

[Galorious]

Yeah Jenn is on the Insta reel for the RIP tour.

 

[Orangebird]

Seriously, does she ever stop eating?! It seems like EVERY damn voog she's stuffing her face or at the very least picking food out of her teeth ...and has zero shame showing it!!

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the thing is…she still is in denial. She is starting to comprehend she has let herself go too far but she still has enough delusion (thanks to the Stan’s) that she is cute. So she undoubtedly thinks she looks like a cute non influencer stuffing food in her face, “look I’m not a phony size 2 influencer”. The stans love this because to THEM she looks good still. We’ve seen their pics. Those fat sausage fingers tell us she is miserable and struggling with her “the world is our palm tree existence” but the Stan’s think…oh how cool she gets to go to Disney and Universal all the time. We are witnessing her downfall. The Stan’s can’t save her. Have some more food and drinks Jenn and tell us how great your life is. We’ll wait.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I don’t understand how those poor kids know who they are talking to if they both call both of them Buddy. I really truly cannot even imagine how confusing it is for both of them. How can you do that to your children?

 

[Galorious]

Fucking howling at her Instagram filming session. She's all 'glammed' up, counter tops spotless by their standards, showing us what goes into an Instagram reel (or Tiktok) like she's some fucking expert after doing them for 5 minutes. Hilarious.

I think we should start a book on how long this shite attempt to be a proper business lasts.

 

[Quasimodo]

I love that the date night thing bugged Dimmy enough to comment that it's not weird to have a date night with 2 other dudes. I don't think this was Ginn this time, no passive aggressive ": - )".

 

[Quasimodo]

I don’t think those are maternity shorts. A lot of jean shorts are high waisted these days and the flap that covers the zipper can stick out a bit and cause a line like that especially under a thinner material shirt.
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