The Tim Tracker #188 Jenn, you’re fired.

[Quasimodo]

Didn't claws have a painted hand at one point?
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Oh she kept it casual alright
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Here is what they really wore: Jen sported a too tight dress with a dubious looking bra. People didn't know if they were glad she wasn't dressed for Romper Room or annoyed that she was bobbing around like Flubber all night while Dim showed off his it in another too tight shirt and shorts.

And seriously, I don't know why he is writing in Dim's POV it has Mike's name on the article. I'm actually looking at the website now seeing if there's any accidental presence of Mystery Hands.

"A mysterious handsome stranger with a luxurious head of hair that would make any broccoli head jealous joined the duo's date night dressed in a Troy Bolton outfit that everyone thought was a costume but that's just how he rolls with undeniable swag. Anyway, yes I was totes casual with my stylish Disneyland shirt."

Looks like Manservant Mike still doesn't know how to spell Ginn's name after all these years. That tracks. Maybe he couldn't see the screen through that hair of his.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

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"A mysterious handsome stranger with a luxurious head of hair that would make any broccoli head jealous joined the duo's date night dressed in a Troy Bolton outfit that everyone thought was a costume but that's just how he rolls with undeniable swag. Anyway, yes I was totes casual with my stylish Disneyland shirt."

Looks like Manservant Mike still doesn't know how to spell Ginn's name after all these years. That tracks. Maybe he couldn't see the screen through that hair of his.

Another task for Nanny Assistant Hands. In addition to helping Mike abuse the thesaurus make sure he spells Jenn's name correctly. So I'm not sure it was mentioned they had their stupid Gen Z CA trend short on that website. I must be getting old because I don't get it.
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update. I almost didn't mention this but since Useless as duck doesn't look like she's going to update today I thought maybe she's helping fool cook authentic Disney Colombian food with his new cookbook. Really, a lot of his recent posts have the Dim slapdash quality about them.

Seriously though, I don't know how ya'll who are still watching the podcast do it. He is more consistent than Jenn is about uploading though I'll give him that.

 

[hcslacs]

I guess it was another "hectic" or "chaotic" or "wild" day at Ft Pampers and Jen couldn't possibly do any work. I hope Tim is finding other ways to cut costs over in Anaheim.

 

[eatcherheartout]

I guess it was another "hectic" or "chaotic" or "wild" day at Ft Pampers and Jen couldn't possibly do any work. I hope Tim is finding other ways to cut costs over in Anaheim.

Tim is definitely cutting costs. He didn’t spring for park hopper tickets. I’m not set for life and I would do a park hopper when going to Disney Land/California Adventure.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

I guess it was another "hectic" or "chaotic" or "wild" day at Ft Pampers and Jen couldn't possibly do any work. I hope Tim is finding other ways to cut costs over in Anaheim.

She has two kids and five minutes to midnight.

 

[Quasimodo]

How hectic can bedtime be? Give a bath to both of them in the same tub (and make sure Budley doesn't try to drown Da Baby), Budley can get into his own pjs, read them both a book like she puts on a show doing on camera, then go put Da Baby to bed and make sure Budley gets into bed and turn the lights off and close the door (after all, they're supposed to be training Budley to go to bed on his own so he can get hot wheels in the morning as a reward).

Seriously what the absolute duck is she doing all bleeping day while Budley is in school and Da Baby is being taken care of by a nanny? Obviously she's not actually cleaning, so then she has several bleeping hours to "edit" some tit voogs. I'll never understand being this incompetent.

 

[bumpire]

 

[GreenIsNotACreativeColor]

The Tim Tracker #189: Jenn Doesn't Do it Anymore, it is a Hands Job

 

[rockatansky]

Seriously what the absolute duck is she doing all bleeping day while Budley is in school and Da Baby is being taken care of by a nanny? Obviously she's not actually cleaning, so then she has several bleeping hours to "edit" some tit voogs. I'll never understand being this incompetent.

Eating. The answer is eating.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

How hectic can bedtime be? Give a bath to both of them in the same tub (and make sure Budley doesn't try to drown Da Baby), Budley can get into his own pjs, read them both a book like she puts on a show doing on camera, then go put Da Baby to bed and make sure Budley gets into bed and turn the lights off and close the door (after all, they're supposed to be training Budley to go to bed on his own so he can get hot wheels in the morning as a reward).

Seriously what the absolute duck is she doing all bleeping day while Budley is in school and Da Baby is being taken care of by a nanny? Obviously she's not actually cleaning, so then she has several bleeping hours to "edit" some tit voogs. I'll never understand being this incompetent.

Bedtime is hectic because, for the past 5 years, they've made bedtime into this grand production. Bath. Brush teeth, Book. Bed. You can't lay in bed with your kid and take an hour nap every night, they created that. I'm going to bet that Buddy cannot get into his own pjs. At almost 5, she should be able to give Da Baby a bath and in the meantime, J$ should be able to go to his room, get undressed, get his jammies and meet her in the bathroom. At almost 5, while he should be closely monitored, he should be able to mostly bathe himself while she tends to the baby. Just bring the baby's stuff into the bathroom beforehand.

They just turn everything into a giant production, just like their dinners. I really don't know if it's for the camera so the stans think they work oh so hard or if they really, really suck at this. Many, many people have 3 or 4 kids with the oldest being 5 and don't have as tough of a time as they do.

 

[Moonlight666]

Bedtime is hectic because, for the past 5 years, they've made bedtime into this grand production. Bath. Brush teeth, Book. Bed. You can't lay in bed with your kid and take an hour nap every night, they created that. I'm going to bet that Buddy cannot get into his own pjs. At almost 5, she should be able to give Da Baby a bath and in the meantime, J$ should be able to go to his room, get undressed, get his jammies and meet her in the bathroom. At almost 5, while he should be closely monitored, he should be able to mostly bathe himself while she tends to the baby. Just bring the baby's stuff into the bathroom beforehand.

They just turn everything into a giant production, just like their dinners. I really don't know if it's for the camera so the stans think they work oh so hard or if they really, really suck at this. Many, many people have 3 or 4 kids with the oldest being 5 and don't have as tough of a time as they do.

This

But it's also not necessary to bath your kids every day before bed. I don't think they do much outside so they are probably not sweaty or dirty . They can do 1 or 2 days without a bath if it's so stressful for her

 

[Bungalo]

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Where is her dress sense? . I am a middle aged woman that could do with losing a couple of stone so I have no right to criticise her weight but she could dress better, dare I say, wear something with more flesh coverage. I would think twice about wearing that outfit around the house never mind to the mall.

 

[MickeyMouseClubhouse]

Where is her dress sense? . I am a middle aged woman that could do with losing a couple of stone so I have no right to criticise her weight but she could dress better, dare I say, wear something with more flesh coverage. I would think twice about wearing that outfit around the house never mind to the mall.

It looks like one of those adult baby costumes.

 

[YesNow]

Where is her dress sense? . I am a middle aged woman that could do with losing a couple of stone so I have no right to criticise her weight but she could dress better, dare I say, wear something with more flesh coverage. I would think twice about wearing that outfit around the house never mind to the mall.

It's almost as if she purposely chooses the most unflattering outfits. Hey Ginn, instead of paying a young person to make cringe Reels for you, hire a stylist.

 

[Loueylouay]

This

But it's also not necessary to bath your kids every day before bed. I don't think they do much outside so they are probably not sweaty or dirty . They can do 1 or 2 days without a bath if it's so stressful for her

When you don't understand hygiene or cleanliness.....this is what happens.
They think they have to bathe the kids daily.

 

[cari_]

IKR? It's so bleeping ridiculous.

DH and I went to Bonnet Springs Park in Lakeland for Labor Day. (about 1 hour from Orlando)

We're childless (real issues, Jenn...unlike you), but there were TONS of families there with children enjoying the huge park, climbing trees (there's even an Alice in Wonderland tree), swinging on swings, playing in the awesome playground, walking on the tree-level canopy walk, enjoying the great nature center's exhibits, in the butterfly house seeing butterflies flying about, playing in the little springhead/watering hole/creek. I could go on.

It's an absolutely gorgeous park - FREE. If we lived closer to Lakeland, we'd be there every week.
(seriously, if you're ever in the area and love the outdoors, you guys have to go there - https://bonnetspringspark.com/)

They have a place to eat lunch there (low cost- sandwiches, burgers, salad bar, etc.) (and there's an ice cream shop, a café with Starbucks, a gift shop, etc.)

Normally, there's a wonderful children's museum open too but it was closed that day.

Nonetheless, they could have taken the boys out in the fresh air and had a complete blast...but they're selfish so they dragged them around a bleeping mall. Sorry, TWO malls on Labor Day.

I live 1 mile from Bonnet Springs. It’s a beautiful park with so much to do! We walk our dogs there a lot. It’s been open for over a year and I can’t believe the Slackers have never done a video there. It wouldn’t cost them anything except the drive over. I know they act like Lakeland or Polk Co is super far (ie - the usual complaining about traffic when they go to Legoland), but they could even meet their BFFs - the family. J$ would love it - tons of wide open spaces for him to run and roll around on.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I went back to the podcast just to make sure I understood correctly. Tim did say he was walking the 5k. Even at a 20 minute mile, he should have finished it by now. No instagram posts yet? Or does he have to wait for the social media gal to drop J$ off at school before she posts?

I go back and forth if the current babysitter is the same person as the social media gal. Maybe SM gal is a fill in babysitter? It's weird to me that she'd be at Sapphire Falls just to film a reel.

 

[eatcherheartout]

I went back to the podcast just to make sure I understood correctly. Tim did say he was walking the 5k. Even at a 20 minute mile, he should have finished it by now. No instagram posts yet? Or does he have to wait for the social media gal to drop J$ off at school before she posts?

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I go back and forth if the current babysitter is the same person as the social media gal. Maybe SM gal is a fill in babysitter? It's weird to me that she'd be at Sapphire Falls just to film a reel.

I don’t think we will see too much on instagram while Tim is in California other than reposts of stan photos.
I’ve been saying that the nanny is also the social media person and this just further proves that for me. She wouldn’t be at Sapphire Falls just to film a room tour unless she was already there to watch the kids.

 

[littlemuv]

Bedtime is hectic because, for the past 5 years, they've made bedtime into this grand production. Bath. Brush teeth, Book. Bed. You can't lay in bed with your kid and take an hour nap every night, they created that. I'm going to bet that Buddy cannot get into his own pjs. At almost 5, she should be able to give Da Baby a bath and in the meantime, J$ should be able to go to his room, get undressed, get his jammies and meet her in the bathroom. At almost 5, while he should be closely monitored, he should be able to mostly bathe himself while she tends to the baby. Just bring the baby's stuff into the bathroom beforehand.

They just turn everything into a giant production, just like their dinners. I really don't know if it's for the camera so the stans think they work oh so hard or if they really, really suck at this. Many, many people have 3 or 4 kids with the oldest being 5 and don't have as tough of a time as they do.

I had three kids under 5 and they all went in the bath together. I called them my bobsled team After all this time I still can’t figure out if she is terminally stupid or if it’s all for the camera. I suppose it keeps us all talking about her

 

[ThemeParkPigeonIsPettyAF]

Hm, the hand seems to be married or engaged. Rules out my original guess, could still be someone part of her company (pixie dust planning). They seem to have a lot of young employees who do a little bit of everything with side hustles.