The Tim Tracker #167 Oliver’s 1st birthday party was a carnival because his parents are clowns

[hcslacs]

Tim and Jen want the same.

 

[fiveleggedgoat]

Save yourself 30 minutes.
This photo sums up the whole cruise.

 

[hcslacs]

I am just getting to the dinner portion and I know someone already mentioned how long they were at dinner, but holy cow they took forever! Tim says dinner is at 5:45 and it looks like they are actually on time, looking at people around them who are also just getting to their tables and opening their menus. At 6:46 Jen is still on appetizers, and Tim (and assumingly Rosie) have yet to get any of their food. So has Tim been sitting there for an hour just watching Jen eat her 14 appetizers?? Obviously Rosie had plenty to do while waiting by taking da baby to change his diaper or whatever and cut up his pasta.

Tim makes a dick joke about Jen's baguette. At least he's aware of his tiny dick.

Tim was missing his crostini on his salad so they brought him a second one. Jen says "that's the Disney difference". How in the hell would she know? They have never gone on any other line. How does she know NCL wait staff wouldn't bring him another salad? Idiot. Also, I wonder what kind of a stink they make about things like that. I don't really think a missing crostini on a salad would be that big of a deal, but I have a feeling they complain about these things all the time.

It's now 7:22 and Jen is still eating her double portion (!) of lamb chops. 7:38 dessert time, with the 8:00 second seating quickly approaching. Oh wait, he needs to talk more about his apple dessert, with all the wait staff furiously running around them trying to prepare for the next dinner.

They are just the most selfish, inconsiderate assholes.

 

[pkd81]

Tim mentioning the jorts makes me think they are both reading here. Or Jenn has told him we talk about her jorts a lot here.

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Dim joked that the jorts were going to the port and the fort?

Oh, well, allow me to retort!

As Jenn stuffs her face with a snort, the overworked nanny escort wonders how much longer until this fat bitch is on life support.

"We're set for life!" they purport, but Tattlers are pleased to report that this cruise has already fallen short due to sharing a room with the dreaded offspring Jenn wished to abort.

So, into an ill-fitting Lilly dress Jenn must contort, more sympathy from her stans she will surely extort, and of course continue to distort the constant support she receives from her hubby with the personality a genital wart.

 

[PoorKid]

8:18 PM here in Orlando.

They could have pulled it when they found out and then edited it and uploaded it again. They wouldn't have lost that much money when it was sitting at 39K that Jenn couldn't go without a few overpriced lunches.

They're just choosing not to.

TTT #168: We'd Rather Be Racist Than Poor

 

[Quasimodo]

Ginn shuffles along like her ass is broken.

Dim: "I look like a cool guy"
You look like a confederate soldier.

 

[quietcandy]

Someone, I’m sorry I don’t rem who did it first, do the silhouette and post the others to compare. Pleeease 🩷

I was gonna say the same thing! This deserves to be a silhouette so badly! Please make it happen someone whose passion is graphic design!

One of my kitties passed away yesterday, so reading everyone's descriptions of these vlogs has really helped alleviate some of the sadness. Thank you all for being so hilarious and awesome

 

[SunshineBoop]

Pepperidge Farm remembers a live show from a while back when someone in the chat asked about the the kids going to the nursery & kids club on a cruise to give the Trackers time to themselves. Jenn went on a self-righteous, snide, holier-than-thou rant about how so many parents go on cruises just so they can dump their kids on the staff, but *they* didn't have kids to go on vacation without them, and part of going on cruises is having lots of family time together.

I guess it's a good thing Jackson refuses to go to the kids club, no matter how many times they try. And Oliver doesn't get left at home with a nanny; he just gets left on the ship in a foreign country while the rest of his family frolics on the beach.

Such family time. Very togetherness. Wow.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Inspired by @merann109

TTT #168 And now it's time to put on your apology cardigan

 

[peteykirch]

 

[LVgirly]

I turn on the vlog.
Tim: good afternoon!
Jenn: HAHAHA
Jfc I can't.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I'm only about halfway through but two things have me infuriated.

1--Do not allow your child to run in the hallways. You, of all people, Tim, should know that people are napping, resting, relaxing in their rooms that your kid is stomping outside creating extra noise when your room isn't even in that area. Put the fucking camera down and be a parent. Here's where the room is. SHOW him how to know he's going the right/wrong way. Don't teach him a lesson you fucking moron.

2--STOP FILMING OTHER KIDS SWIMMING. It is vile that you are putting the images of children in swimsuits without their parent's consent on the internet. It's even more vile that you are making money off it.

 

[Prosperity Piglet]

I tried to watch. The brother's cold nips pointed me to the exit.

 

[Mopsy75]

I know this has been said too many times here, but J4Ds does not have a maternal bone in her body. As a Mom, and maybe it's just me, but my children have always been my #1 priority. They are a blessing and joy in my life. The only thing that makes J4ds happy it seems is food. I have never seen so much 'forced' or 'staged' interactions between her and J$ and little Ollie. All this should come natural as their Mom, I just don't get it. And Timmy Boy you are not excused, thankfully you give a tiny bit about the boys but clearly not enough to put your tattooed foot down and tell your wife to start stepping up when it comes to the house, the cooking, the cleaning, and most importantly, the boys.
I'm going to throw this one out once again:

#168: Jenn only cares about Jenn

Courtesy of @xmasbdaygirl

 

[Cold&Bitter]

Live from Jersey, it's more asinine Tweets. Someone is seeing more green than Dim's underwear.
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I’m sure Universal will rue the day it ignored her and her 35 views.

 

[Quasimodo]

Sneak peek of the cruise voogs:

 

[Quasimodo]

Buddy seriously makes no sense, I can't understand him. Except when he says "I want" or "give it to me". And his mouth is always open and his arms are always flapping. I'm pretty sure his own parents make fun of the way he runs, it's probably the only time Ginn laughs for real.
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She seriously looks like a 58-year-old man who got lost in the bayou when his little dinghy boat got attacked by an alligator and sank while he was fishing for crawfish and he didn't get rescued until 47 days later.

 

[2020planner]

I just put on the latest vlog and am FF'ing through it, but they have ZERO fucking control over that child.

How are they a few people behind the "leader" (for lack of a better term; I'm sure @xmasbdaygirl knows the right word for him) at 11:21-23 and then in the next image, Tim's saying "first in line" and Jackson is ahead of them?!?

Did they all seriously just push past those people to get immediately behind the leader?!?!?

Now, you see Jackson immediately behind the leader and you'll hear Tim and Jenn next to him.

Love how Tim narrates about Jackson trying to "get ahead." You mean like YOU apparently just did?!?

Then, the leader is just like "Oh fuck it, just take it, kid..." while Jenn tries to fake-admonish him for trying to overtake the leader, basically.

Then, Jenn's like "Oh, you want to hold it?" as the guy is giving it to him.

Then Tim starts chanting "Hercules! Hercules!"

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I would have fucking punched Tim out and gotten thrown off the ship at that point.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Recap: Trackers? Oh, yeah, they went on a cruise this week. Jenn posted one home voog because she was so stressed you know since she hired a party planner. Remember, a party planner and they were going on another cruise and she didn't have time to do the things. These things included Dim recording his podcast with Dick and Dick ended up being all alone but no crouch shot in sight. Because they are likely not going to get off the boat until tomorrow that makes next week's podcast unlikely too so Dick is taking a mental health day at Magic Kingdom eating churros like there's no tomorrow while blasting Celine Dion to make him feel better about himself. Meanwhile, Jenn was able to post one voog on the boat of Dim at Orlando where he had to pick up OG despite Jenn having her license. Meanwhile, while we are voog-less the Temu Trackers are picking up the slack with equally boring voogs and narcissism. Temu Jenn though is a lot more active on X though and has added loads to this thread just by posting her every asinine thought. And we finished the thread off with a little talk about the Windsors because when you think of the Trackers obviously we think of the other over privileged family across the pond that unlike the Trackers actually has money and class. They mostly just have Jenn's photoshop skills in common.

Gif thread

Trackers on the Boat:

OG Buddy

Da Baby being forced to race

The Temu Trackers

And let's not forget Dick

Going to throw this one out here TTT 168: Temu Trackers, a Neglected Dick, and a Privileged Princess. No Actual Trackers in Sight

 

[TheDimSnacker]

Fixed it...