The Tim Tracker #107 No class in First Class

[littlemuv]

The Disneyland trip was over 40K.
This Aulani trip is clocking in at 50K.
The five cruises. I have no idea the price but they did the Wish three times. The birthday cruise when they stayed in the Roy Disney suite. And the Fantasy seven day.
Oh and the Starcruiser $6000

I think they’re well over $250,000 for this year, maybe $300,000

If that were me and I had that much disposable income I would rip that 80’s builder kitchen out and repair the damp stain on the ceiling. But then I have pride in my home. Their home is just somewhere to do the laundry before they leave for their next trip.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I'm actually happy that they spent the entire day together alone. I bet this was J$ best day ever. He got to play and hang out without being asked 9000 ridiculous questions with a camera shoved in his face. It's sad that 3 days in, his parents are done with him, but I'm happy the kid could (hopefully) just be a normal kid for a day.

 

[LobCheapek]

Maybe it’s just me… but I don’t get the obsession with meeting characters. Hugging teenagers in fury suits is just weird to me.

 

[bten1989]

I see all three bAbYMoOn vlogs have J$ front and center in the thumbnails. Ahhhh, child exploitation at its finest.

 

[peteykirch]

Dim showing us the sausage he wish he had between his legs.

 

[honestrands]

But not on Patreon?

That’s a shame. I finally got around to signing up for Patreon. Thanks for the heads up!

Now to subscribe to someone so it’s an active account this is going against everything I believe in but I must! It’s only $5. It’s like buying a coworker coffee.

Oh my what have I done

 

[saraaaah90]

Is bad wi-fi code for we fought all the time or I I’m too lazy to give a sh*t?

 

[peteykirch]

New vlog....J$ up again at 3:30am....Dim getting a solid 3 hours of sleep each night so far.

 

[andreaob]

I watched the slide portion again and poor Jackson - he got a giant face full of water. No wonder he looked so shocked after the ride and asked if the small slide went under water. What’s wrong with Tim, he goes on what he wants to, even if it’s too much for his son.

 

[Typzee Teepee]

Ok im only halfway through day 3 i need a break....so they went to the pool, got pics taken with characters and left the kid with the nanny? Its like the assistant in white lotus not being able to leave the room! Horrible..if you wanted a babymoon leave the kid in his own home with a family member

 

[SirHiss]

So these assholes decide to snack in their bed in the middle of the day because J$ HAS to nap.
If the nap is so important why not let the kid nap in your bedroom so everyone else can utilize the living room area of the room???

 

[Lankylamb]

I love how they have a nanny on hand travelling with them and Dim is wandering around the resort at 5:30am becasue the nanny said "This ain't my working hours biatch"

 

[Quasimodo]

She legit could not stop staring at herself while minimally pretending to be listening to whatever Dim was blabbing about.

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

Dim said it was nice to get a massage to get out the knots in his muscles that he had from their "looooooong flight". YOU FUCKING FLEW FIRST CLASS, cry me a fucking river with your knotted muscles all stretched out in first class. Fuck you Dim.

Omfg I legitimately went “what the fuck are you talking about you gaping asshole?!” our loud and my son came running saying “mommy what’s wrong?!”

 

[icebearsayshi]

Once again these two show us they are the WORST parents ever. If one of my kids woke up at 3:30 am at that age, I'd bring them into the bed with me and coax them back to sleep. It's like they literally can't stand having to take care of poor J$ at all. It's just so sad and selfish.

 

[Galorious]

So romantic.. just Dim, Ginn, and all of Ginn's back rolls and Dim's muffin top.
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Hope J¢ was upwind of their farts with the nanny.

Is she carrying 2c in her ass? She's getting quite wide.

So romantic.. just Dim, Ginn, and all of Ginn's back rolls and Dim's muffin top.
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Hope J¢ was upwind of their farts with the nanny.

Jenn's reposted it on Instagram.... I suspect she may have photoshopped it a little to show 'her truth'

 

[Lankylamb]

in other news... We are below 3M monthly views.

 

[Quasimodo]

She's just so wide and square and bloated and chonky. Like everywhere. You don't need to add 10-50 pounds to every part of your body when pregnant. If that kayak capsized, she'd probably try to use J¢ as a flotation device and drag him down with her. Dim would be the one on the overturned kayak, cradling his wet fuzzy balls and whimpering "I'll never let go, balls, I'll never let go" while J¢ would be trying to escape the clutches of the Floridian hippo, a species invasive to Hawaii so it's a mystery how it was allowed past the airport.

She must have needed at least 3 tour guides to lift her out of the kayak.

 

[2020planner]

The comments going off on them on the travel day video--there were 3 pretty nasty ones and they have all been deleted. So--she can delete comments, but she cannot respond to a single one or do a pinned comment on top saying all is well? They are manipulating the stans here and only a few have caught on. What absolute assholes.

But why would she? (rhetorical, I know).

They'll do a live. She play the victim. She'll say she is soooo sorrrrryyyy you guuuuyzzzzzz. Saying that she was just so happy to be there with "her boys" on their "last vacation" before the third "boy" arrives, and that anyone saying nasty things doesn't bother her... she had to do what was right by her and screw all you stans for caring about us and funding our lifestyle, and now give us money with super stickers.

She's so utterly predictable at this point.

 

[Imbris]

They spent close to $40,000 on this trip and on their entire first day (which, bear in mind, started before 5am!), they:

• Did a couple water slides
• Swam the lazy river
• Ate
• Ate more
• Met adults dressed in costumes
• Finally left the resort!!! Oh, it was just to buy more FOOD, but at the equivalent of CVS/RiteAid/etc, not at a true local spot
• Ate more, but in bed! And it was shitty 2 dollar SPAM.
• Ate more

They may as well have stayed at the Poly for a fraction of the price. Every time I think I've finally grasped the idiocy of these two, they manage to find a new low point.