The Tim Tracker #107 No class in First Class

[xmasbdaygirl]

We don’t know about these cups at WDW because we’re locals. They’ve literally stayed at almost every resort in the past two years. There are giant signs at every resort explaining the refillable mug program. They are supposedly Disney travel vloggers.

This is really just a day in the life of two clueless losers channel at this point.

 

[Quasimodo]

With comments like that, seems like we're going to get an extra snarky bitchy Ginn in their next live show. "But we love you guyzzz thanks for watching we appreciate it so much but also we're entitled to not communicate but real quick I just need you guyzzzz to STFU hahahahaha but no really I just wanted to say we have such a healthy relationship with you alllll hahahaha for fuck's sake Dim go to the bathroom and stop burping! Haha..haa..ha..."

 

[Imbris]

WiFi worked perfectly at Aulani when I visited.

Yeah this is an outright lie - that they haven't uploaded a video in a week because of the Wifi (or because their laptop is "dying"). Would respect them more if they just said "hey we needed a week off to reset, so we're having a lazy vacation."

 

[ImRonBurgundy?]

I think the arsecrack on Ginn’s back needs its own signal to let the Stans know when a new video has been uploaded so they don’t lose their minds…

The Tim Tracker #108: Ginny got back..crack

 

[Commobore]

Flips desk. Every day's 'parents' day out' with you two. Pair of absolute twats.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

There was a hard cut after Dim and Buddy splashed down into the water on the slide. A few seconds later, J¢ is mumbling gibberish and Dim says "no this one you stay above the water the whole time". Most likely J¢ went underwater in that first slide and freaked out. TEACH YOUR KID HOW TO SWIM instead of worrying if he's freaking tall enough for big slides.

I was going to mention that too--I was watching this with my kids. When they saw them sitting in the tube, they both screamed NO!!!! I was like, what? They said they went down that slide a ton of times when we were there and every time it launched them off the tube, they both went flying in different directions. At 17/18 years old it was super fun and hilarious, but they flipped out when they saw J$ on that slide. He got launched off the tube. They also said, if you have to wear a life vest because you don't know how to swim, you shouldn't ride that slide because you go under water.

Common sense for any water slide as a parent. You stand there and watch the kids go down the slide and see how they react and what happens at the end. Then you try it with your kid.

When J$ goes down the kiddie slide right after, you see a tiny bit of panic on his face when it's making a turn. HE DOES NOT ENJOY THIS!!! They are absolutely ruining this child.

 

[peteykirch]

BUY CLOTHES THAT EFFING FIT GINNBO

No Nanny with them at the character breakfast.

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

This is a local news story in Minnesota. I saw it and it made me think of Ginn and how poorly she has taken care of herself during her pregnancy and her lack of movement and her plethora of excuses of what she can and cannot do. Not saying she has to compete at an elite level, but waking at reasonable times and a walk like she’s on dry land don’t seem too much when you see this. Link to the story below if you’re curious. View attachment 1819100
'Showcasing what's possible': At 6 months pregnant, Paralympian Mallory Weggemann places at nationals When Mallory Weggemann raced in the U.S. Paralympics Swimming National Championships, she did so with her little one along for the ride.
https://www.kare11.com/mobile/artic...onals/89-b086f89f-6864-4c1a-9f61-a66b146924d8

The only way Jennifer Bojanowski and the word Paralympian end up in the same sentence is if the article is “Florida Woman, Jennifer Bojanowski, eats Paralympian because she thought it was some sort of ‘Jenn Snack’.”

 

[Cocobean9]

This bitch has to get her nasty mug into every frame.
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How many bags are under Tim’s eyes? watching them with a newborn and unsocialized 3 year old is going to be hilarious

 

[snazzynettyy48]

Jen DESERVES this WELL NEEDED break!!! You guys don’t understand how hard she works. She has to edit a home video and simultaneously watch housewives. It’s a HARD JOB!!!! She has to pay her nanny and make a dinner from a box. She is exhausted!! This vacation in between her 80 other vacations is to help her finally relax!!! You guys all need to be more patient or stop watching? Don’t like them? Don’t watch!!

 

[Galorious]

In regards to them not putting out content on their *grits teeth* 'babymoon'... And stalker stans posting concerns at their lack of visibility..... Well dickwads, see what monsters you've created!! Your lives are no longer your own. You've sold them off for a lifestyle you're miserable with. No privacy, no downtime without your employers badgering you. We have a 'right to disconnect' policy at work because your downtime and headspace are important. You've made your life so transparent that your stans demand information and knowledge on you at all times. These creepos think you care about them, will be buddies with them, adopt them and pay for their fiancé's funeral ffs. How does it feel to be their bitch and at their beck and call when all you want to do is flap your flab in a warm Hawaiian breeze you fucking dipshits?! Now it's time for YOU to pay the price.

 

[Imbris]

They could have taken 5 minutes to make and post a youtube short to update their stans, but I admire Jenn's commitment to pure unadulterated laziness.

 

[Cold&Bitter]

 

[HeyLetsGoState]

Go on.

OK, so anyway. This is basically how it all went down.

We decided to do the tour as we had heard many good things about it from various people. Yes, I have a rental car and yes I could do a lot of those things. But I'm doing well enough financially and I just wanted a day where someone would do all the driving and I could just ask questions and have someone around to take pictures and the like. But enough about my fiscal irresponsibilities.

We had the tour and Kevin rolls up to the hotel bright and early. We hop in and we're doing our thing. Takes us to a few different places we wanted to check out like the Wiamia Falls and a few other things....

So we're about 1/3 into the trip and we're making more friendly convo. Asking about his background and he tells us how he's moved around and how long he's been on the island. Talks about his family a bit and his daughter.

He then asks us if we're big Disney fans. Obviously, to an extent as we were using the timeshare. He then asks if we watch YouTube at all, and I had a feeling where this was going. And I said, yea from time to time but not a huge fan of the vlogging scene. He then inquires if we heard of Tim Tracker. And we said we did.

He said, he was their driver the last time they were on the island. AND he had told us he was supposed to be their driver this go around too (obviously that changed - but I have no reason to not believe him, he told us they were going to be on the island next week and the time lines up perfect)

Anyway, he mentions that they're apparently very big on YouTube but he doesn't understand why someone would go on a vacation and film it the whole time. We asked if they did film the whole time and he had this tone in his voice that basically was "Yea, they filmed the whole time and never really engaged with me and I was just kind of there for the camera...." He didn't say anything disparaging about them being bad people. More of an annoyance.

He then mentioned how they went on about YouTube quite a bit and how he should watch their channel and comment on it and how he should really create a Youtube channel and how they could do a collab video. And then about hosting/sponsoring/etc.

At the end of the day, they weren't bad people or nasty people. Just self-entitled and thought they invented Youtube. I'm just thankful Kevin wasn't stuck with them on this one. UNLESS Kevin was the driver and the owner was the one doing all the stuff. Poor Kevin

 

[Quasimodo]

There was a hard cut after Dim and Buddy splashed down into the water on the slide. A few seconds later, J¢ is mumbling gibberish and Dim says "no this one you stay above the water the whole time". Most likely J¢ went underwater in that first slide and freaked out. TEACH YOUR KID HOW TO SWIM instead of worrying if he's freaking tall enough for big slides.

 

[mjm9]

Tim didn’t like his $68 steak.
Clutched his pearls over it!

At the vid end Tim says they will be venturing out to explore the island in tomorrow’s video.

Raise of hands.
Who believes they will be mimicking Ordinary Adventures’ November Aulani and Waikiki trip to a tee?
me me!

Just like Dejennerate does not have a maternal bone in her body.
Tim has never had an original nor creative thought in his brain!!

 

[Quasimodo]

I'm expecting them to stay there awhile cause Ginn is that desperate to continue living a fantasy life and being in denial she's about to pop out another human being that needs to be kept alive. She will have to be dragged to the airport.

Frankly, I'm kind of enjoying the lack of vlogs. I've had a pretty disappointing and depressing week and I'm okay with minimal out-of-touch flaunting and flexing and beyond-first-world-problems-complaining from Dim and Dumber.

 

[Maleficent50]

Excuse me?


"Filet Two Ways" It's both the filet and Tim's diarrhea of the filet from the next morning.

ha ha made me want to vom
bloody autocorrect thought I was on NSFW

 

[Quasimodo]

"SMILE BUDDY!!"

Buddy:

 

[Galaxyprincess]

New vlog....J$ up again at 3:30am....Dim getting a solid 3 hours of sleep each night so far.

You know, Imma just gonna throw this out there, but maybe no naps needed if he's waking up at dark o'clock every day. Just a friendly suggestion.