I studied modern languages at school some years ago, I'm quite concerned that by the time I have children and they start school, part of the curriculem will be "Influencer language" because they appear to have a language all of their own and to be truthful, it's annoying. REALLY annoying.
What do influencers/Instagrammers say all the time that get on your bonce?
We're all in this together - Whatever
I couldn't do this without you - Roughly translates as I couldn't make money selling tat without you gullible idiots
Hi guys - Just makes me think of Sloth from the Goonies (Hey you guys)
This is amazing - Used to describe every item they are brand reps for even if it is rubbish
'I'm so excited! ' for everything, including things that really aren't exciting.
'share the love' meaning I need more followers
When they say that YouTube and Instagram is a full time job You might get paid to do it but don’t insult us by saying you work so hard. You sell your lives,, that’s what you get paid for.
Literally
Not gonna lie
I'm so excited to use this
One of my favourite products (yet never seen them use it before!)
Sic
Gorgeous (just the way Zoella calls Alfie it)
“Talky story /stories”
“Hope everyone is having a happy Monday” - no you don’t
“Just thought I would pop on”
“Sorry I’ve been a bit quiet”- no need to apologise
I am going to do a real 12 hour wear test of this foundation - stays in the house all day doing fuck all, a real wear test love is put it on at 6am, get a bus in the RAIN, work for 8 hours in a room with no temperature control, get the bus home in a hail storm, make food in steaming kitchen, wash brats in steaming bath - THEN AND ONLY THEN tell me if it stands up to 12 hours of wear.
its amazing, i love it, new holy grail (you have had it on your noggin 3 minutes)
I love all my subscribers - nope, nope you don't you lying Mac Liar face