Seriously why are these two still together??!
Also, bitching about your antique table being smashed as a result of getting your carpet professonally cleaned because...a dog peed on it?! This girl is so extra. Has she ever picked up a cleaning product in her life! No sympathy hun, does anyone remember when she was getting the gifted cleanly cleaner over to organise her food cupboards?
Oh, and bitching about having to *pick up a phone* and call someone to come take away your junk instead of taking it to the tip or trying to repair it/sell it on to someone who can? How my heart bleeds for her!
Gah there's so much to unpack here. Also, she's been on stories tonight raving about a brand new and innovative hair extension technique where they sew the weft into beads in your hair. I had that done in 2017. No doubt she's paid £££ for her virgin European hair and cutting edge technician