The Real Dads of Melbourne #3 Obsessed with grog, re-homing the dog, they are a classless flogs

[ActiveLies]

Jarrad… he’s a 13 year old boy… he’s wanking in the shower, leave him be.

 

[ActiveLies]

I cannot be understated just how much I want Party Boy era Reid who has a massive spew in the Porsche after being picked up from a party, steals all their cases of booze, and has a ‘gatho’ at their house that damages the wanky cushions and rugs and stuff. I’d laugh so much.

 

[ActiveLies]

You do realise that YOU are the parent and can ask him to come out of school at a reasonable time or make him find his own way home?? Or would that take away your after school snacks for Reid content??

EXACTLY THIS! I actually cannot fathom how little respect Reid has for his father’s time that 35 minutes is deemed a reasonable amount of time to wait for him to emerge from the school gates. You wanna run your own schedule, then run your own transport too. I asked my husband what he’d do if one of our kids rolled out of school 35+ minutes after the bell and he said “I’d probably leave after 15 minutes assuming I got something wrong.” 35 minutes is actually mad to just be waiting for your kid while he talks shit and dawdles and whatever the fuck else.

and doesn’t he have a phone? After ten minutes wouldn’t you be calling to say hurry the fuck up?

 

[HeyBub]

I feel like something big is going on in their life - the fakest, smug bitch Jarrod has been unusually quiet of late. Just the odd random story here and there, not the usual braggy/whinging shit he constantly posts

 

[savefloss]

It’s really weird that they are pretending they haven’t sold the rye house when they have…

 

[Bizziebody]

That’s not bad luck you wanker, its being caught doing something illegal.

 

[Bizziebody]

Like lots of kids when hey hit the early teenage years, Reid ain’t cute & no one gives a rat’s arse about his teeth, braces or his obsession with Swift.

 

[Bindi]

Ahhhh, that wonderful time of year when influencers who wouldn't be caught dead in BigW all of sudden become fanatical toy shoppers. #ad #paycheque

 

[Michy02]

The Real Dads of Melbourne #3 Obsessed with grog, re-homing the dog, they are a classless flogs

Congrats to myself and @bigbigsound for the winning thread title! I just had to add the grog part and I don’t want to just blame Jarrad for the dog situation.

 

[splishsplashrubberducky]

Jarrad… he’s a 13 year old boy… he’s wanking in the shower, leave him be.

Exactly!!!!! How embarrassing for Reid to have this posted.

 

[Dreamer01]

Soo good. Love it when people like this get fined. Thinking the rules don't apply to them so they stop in a no standing/parking zone.

 

[Pollie]

I actually think they don’t need the money but they need the income for a loan. I think they are selling the shack so they can finally realise their dream of buying a fugley mansion in Melbourne,

 

[HeyBub]

The Shack has been sold. What will Jarrad complain about now he’s offloaded the house and dogs?!

I saw them down there last weekend, they looked miserable

 

[Sashafierce]

50 fucking presents?!!! That’s ridiculous!!!!

 

[grifter]

Doesn’t he always bang on about Reid making him wait?

He is up early and gets ready super fast to get out of the house, but takes his time when he needs to go back home to act as a performing monkey for his dad. I don’t blame the kid.

 

[FollowersForFreebies]

The Shack has been sold. What will Jarrad complain about now he’s offloaded the house and dogs?!

 

[hatefollowingismycardio]

His latest grid post holy shit he looks like the walking dead!? Also “working in an industry where I’m prone to catching everything” surely he’s not working in a hospital?! Either way, Jesus Christ that was a jump scare. Both dogs also pictured sooo what was with the whole rehoming or did they do a switcheroo?

 

[savefloss]

EXACTLY THIS! I actually cannot fathom how little respect Reid has for his father’s time that 35 minutes is deemed a reasonable amount of time to wait for him to emerge from the school gates. You wanna run your own schedule, then run your own transport too. I asked my husband what he’d do if one of our kids rolled out of school 35+ minutes after the bell and he said “I’d probably leave after 15 minutes assuming I got something wrong.” 35 minutes is actually mad to just be waiting for your kid while he talks shit and dawdles and whatever the fuck else.

and doesn’t he have a phone? After ten minutes wouldn’t you be calling to say hurry the fuck up?

If he’s happy to have a chat and hang about why doesn’t he schedule pick up for 15 minutes after every one each day so he doesn’t have to battle the traffic and parking situation? Would be nice to not hear the daily whinging about it that’s for sure! Problem solved for you Jarryd!!

 

[Michy02]

Soo good. Love it when people like this get fined. Thinking the rules don't apply to them so they stop in a no standing/parking zone.

This is a shitty way to publicly shame his husband about a fine. What an idiot.

 

[Bizziebody]

Not

What does Jarrad do for work?

Not manual labour that’s for sure.