The Lodge Guys #55 European Tincan trip, DLP then back, that's it.

[Theodore]

Thanks to @Flowerstar68 for the new thread title.

Old thread here:

The Lodge Guys #54 Europe beckons, Tattle reckons they’ll be back in 60 seconds!

Thanks to @Theodore for the shiny new thread! Roundup: Tw**ts are off to Floreeeddddda again with new bezzies The Disney Wives... Prev thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/the-lodge-guys-53-the-vantanic-is-sinking-which-got-nick-thinking-hell-start-on-the-drinking.45025/ As you were...

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Anyone fancy recapping?


ETA I didn’t put this in the “quieter threads” this time. Not sure what the criteria is but we got through #54 in about a week.

 

[bollyboy]

Promote yourself
*show us what you have

Searching for new friends, sorry victims....
"Villas" being the operative word..... scrounging pricks

 

[Theodore]

All of their Facebook groups seem to be just for people brag about their holidays and trips, ask for advice on the bleeping obvious or to lick P&P’s arseholes

 

[Doodlebug94]

Can't wait for more weather update vlogs every 30 seconds

It's 32 degrees in france that's same as flurrrrida

I'll say it now for the people at the back

NO ONE GIVES A duck ABOUT THE WEATHER EVERY 30 SECONDS

 

[PurpleReign]

Can't wait for more weather update vlogs every 30 seconds

It's 32 degrees in france that's same as flurrrrida

I'll say it now for the people at the back

NO ONE GIVES A duck ABOUT THE WEATHER EVERY 30 SECONDSView attachment 3016347

They're going to come out looking like 2 pieces of boiled ham in the back of that van - I cant believe ole Prick never thought of air conditioning, ffs he has added everything else, what an oversight not looking for an excuse to come back due to being too hot in the van are we.

 

[Emmy79]

Can't wait for more weather update vlogs every 30 seconds

It's 32 degrees in france that's same as flurrrrida

I'll say it now for the people at the back

NO ONE GIVES A duck ABOUT THE WEATHER EVERY 30 SECONDSView attachment 3016347

Especially as it is weeks out of date when we see it!

The other week they were at the Caravan and it was pissing it down and Prick said it was Florida rain.......what a bleeping loser
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They're going to come out looking like 2 pieces of boiled ham in the back of that van - I cant believe ole Prick never thought of air conditioning, ffs he has added everything else, what an oversight not looking for an excuse to come back due to being too hot in the van are we.

I hope they packed the neck and waist fans......big babies

 

[TheNortherner]

Few posters on here talked about the lack of air con when they were still building it. Prick was blathering on about the insulation keeping it a good steady temperature at the time as he knows best of course.

They'll be too tit scared to have any windows open of a night. That sweat box of a van will be absolutely stinking after a couple of days

 

[PurpleReign]

Especially as it is weeks out of date when we see it!

The other week they were at the Caravan and it was pissing it down and Prick said it was Florida rain.......what a bleeping loser
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I hope they packed the neck and waist fans......big babies

This is what these two fruitcakes are going to look like with all these bloody fans

 

[Theodore]

Head for the Alps Prick. Let’s see how the tin can deals with the climb to cooler temperatures

 

[PurpleReign]

Head for the Alps Prick. Let’s see how the tin can deals with the climb to cooler temperatures

A van like theirs is going to struggle - my daughter told stories of many squeaky bum times climbing hills and they were well within weight - the fuel consumption goes through the roof. equally my daughter just laughed when I told her they were going to drive the Amalfi coast, looking forward to that bit the most - they are clueless and totally unrealistic in what they can do, they thought Cornwall was bad well good luck on the Amalfi coast

 

[Squirrel108]

Few posters on here talked about the lack of air con when they were still building it. Prick was blathering on about the insulation keeping it a good steady temperature at the time as he knows best of course.

They'll be too tit scared to have any windows open of a night. That sweat box of a van will be absolutely stinking after a couple of days

Absolutely no chance of any windows open, never open windows in t’lodge cos of flies and insects, they won’t risk bigger French flies attacking them, and as for those European lorry drivers… absolutely shitting themselves in case one of them tried to shove his garlicky member through the window for his monkey to be polished

 

[Bundor]

All of their Facebook groups seem to be just for people brag about their holidays and trips, ask for advice on the bleeping obvious or to lick P&P’s arseholes

"Does anyone know what the menu is in Virgin Upper Class??" Full of pricks like that showing off.

 

[Red Fraggle]

I'm so far behind so jumped straight to the Pre-Travel Day. I doubt I will have missed much. I'm thinking that Pouty is maybe dyslexic or can't read properly because that wee red pillar box at the end of the snack offering table in the hotel clearly states EXPRESS CHECK OUT. Pouty they are for popping your room key in pal not posting your mail you absolute FUD!!!

 

[Furnessian]

"Does anyone know what the menu is in Virgin Upper Class??" Full of pricks like that showing off.

Also, why do you give a duck? Just go and enjoy it.
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Not *you*, I mean the question asker

 

[Fatman74]

Sorry just had to

 

[florida1011]

I'm so far behind so jumped straight to the Pre-Travel Day.

I did the same! Nick not understanding the difference between a hotel lounge and an airport lounge, just proved how bleeping dumb he is too. They really try to act like well travelled and well cultured people but they actually know duck all. How chavy must they have looked in that club level lounge, staying in til closure and drinking and eating the place dry. The dirty bleep spilt his pornstar martini down his shorts and then worn them the next day to fly. Funny how pissed they seemed the next morning when they went in again (probably thinking eggs, bacon and beans would be on offer) and it was just a couple of pastries and bottled water

 

[Furnessian]

Didn’t they have a free breakfast as part of their VIP membership in the actual hotel (rather than the lounge)? I haven’t been arsed to watch it yet, apologies

 

[florida1011]

I should have added… when they parked the car at the Radisson did anyone see how abruptly Nick was marching on with the cases, there was an elderly woman approaching the entrance too and he clearly rushed to barge in front of her but the camera cuts so we didn’t get to see it in full.

does anyone know if they’re venturing further than France on the van trip? Its just dawned on me…. It’s the Euros in Germany. Oh how I would love them to cross into Germany in that van and be greeted by all the burly European football hooligans, all on the piss for the footy… these two melts in their short shorts and tightly fitted captain america tshirt would stick out like a sore thumb and absolutely tit themselves!!!
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Didn’t they have a free breakfast as part of their VIP membership in the actual hotel (rather than the lounge)? I haven’t been arsed to watch it yet, apologies

I might be wrong but they went in looking for breakfast items but it was very limited and I’m sure one of them says they are going to the hotel restaurant downstairs to pay for breaky as there wasn’t yoghurts in the lounge for Nick

 

[Telly Fanatic]

Sorry just had to

France now, thanks to us mug patron's

 

[Maleficent50]

Didn’t they have a free breakfast as part of their VIP membership in the actual hotel (rather than the lounge)? I haven’t been arsed to watch it yet, apologies

Yep VIP gets you free breakfast. I’m sure after pricks sulk over nowt except pastries in the exec lounge they went to pay in the restaurant.

They aren’t VIP they are liars. They likely paid for an upgrade to executive lounge on arrival. Pair of twats.