Kikini Bamalam
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I wouldn't want to be in the middle of them, you'd have Creepy trying to honk your knockers and Lazy rifling through your handbag
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laurafray91
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This is honesty so sad how this boy is being exploited by them and they are so ungrateful. I really hope he sees their true colours soon 
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Youtubegossip
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Interesting that a lot of celebs are giving away free stuff. Pe lessons, story time etc
just saw Nile Wilson is no longer charging for his fitness plan during this
Diversity have stopped charging for their online dance program.
and there is Sarah ingham still trying to sell shit. Speaks VOLUMES. And those actions will be remembered for a long time after covid19
just saw Nile Wilson is no longer charging for his fitness plan during this
Diversity have stopped charging for their online dance program.
and there is Sarah ingham still trying to sell shit. Speaks VOLUMES. And those actions will be remembered for a long time after covid19
lemonelmo
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Guyyyz why we all being so negotiate??
Charlotte TY so much
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Jace Grabbing Those Rolls & Squeezing Them Hard 
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DirtyLaundry
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An influencer?
Chris you fool, you lose companies money. You can't influence shit.
Chris you fool, you lose companies money. You can't influence shit.
hatetealovewine
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Evening Chris & Sarah. Its time you stepped up to the plate and show the country how to homeschool, there's a very lot of parents could do with help. YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU. Although failing that your 'episodes' provide the 'what not to do' to the nation.
I don't think that having crisps and a strawberry & cream dessert is considered a healthy breakfast but hey what do I know. By the way don't try and say it was their lunch, not one bread crumb on the plate.
Sarah, it is very important for your mental health to try and continue your day as normal as possible, especially getting up and dressed, maybe its a life skill you can teach your children.
Homeschooling is something you've 'FOUGHT' a lot about, little heads up here, get an English tutor. You like the structure and socialising aspect of school????? Really???? your kids don't appear to socialise with anyone outside of your family.
So you're not setting a strict schedule for home schooling, mmm would that be because youre too lazy or you don't a clue what to do, even though Chris said last night it was all in place. You're going for more of a relaxed attitude but yet you like the structure school gives, bit confused.
You and Chris still have to work online and keep the stores running and have a baby but you were thinking of home schooling for the freedom, again a bit confused. I hope Isla's school is not rushing her learning kit because why should they, she's never there.
By the way you do know you don't have to homeschool Jason, its called interacting. The poor child won't know what's happening, he's never had so much freedom. Not spending his days sitting in a car seat or pram going around shops.
Chris, when you came downstairs with Jason after his nap your voice seemed a bit hoarse, hope its not your bad back, sorry, sciatica, sorry sore tooth, oh yeah, tonsillitis - if it is any of the mentioned reoccurring ailments you have, stay away from your gp and more importantly the hospital. The last thing anyone wants to see is you woo hooing anywhere.
Chris, you said you can't go out because you've been travelling, it was a free holiday, you're not Christopher Columbus, you're Christopher Ingham, you don't travel, you go on holidays. So you were all going out to learn in the garden. What exactly would the girls be learning in your back garden. It's empty, unless it was maths and they were going to count the blades of grass.
I see the snack control boxes aren't working out so great. The girls had another dessert for lunch.
Another life skill you could pair could do is teach the girls how to cook. Now that's a novel idea for you. By the way Sarah, putting holes into ready meals is NOT cooking, I heard the tell tale noise Sarah when you were punching the holes, even though Chris didn't show the worktop.
Yes Chris, I believe YOU were the only person that waited for Boris' speech last night about going into lockdown. Found it strange that Izzie wasn't watching the news, but instead she was having a 'hilarious drama lesson gone wild', personally I would say they were playing.
Sarah, all these friends of yours that's also home schooling (like the rest of the country), I think its time you rethink your friends. Not one of them were able to go and get you supplies for returning home. But well done on getting the Asda chicken in Morrisons, I hadn't realised the supermarkets had started to stock each others food.
Sarah, you say the kids are going to miss a term of school this year. At the rate you take your children out of school, they'll have barely done a term this year!!!
And as for your advise for parents to enjoy this 'special time'. YOU ARE SOMETHING ELSE. Who else in the WORLD would consider a global PANDEMIC a 'special time'. Just so you know a pandemic is a WORLDWIDE spread of a NEW DISEASE, this means currently there is not a cure/vaccine, key words being NEW, DISEASE, WORLDWIDE. Perhaps get the girls to read up on it and educate you!!!
I don't think that having crisps and a strawberry & cream dessert is considered a healthy breakfast but hey what do I know. By the way don't try and say it was their lunch, not one bread crumb on the plate.
Sarah, it is very important for your mental health to try and continue your day as normal as possible, especially getting up and dressed, maybe its a life skill you can teach your children.
Homeschooling is something you've 'FOUGHT' a lot about, little heads up here, get an English tutor. You like the structure and socialising aspect of school????? Really???? your kids don't appear to socialise with anyone outside of your family.
So you're not setting a strict schedule for home schooling, mmm would that be because youre too lazy or you don't a clue what to do, even though Chris said last night it was all in place. You're going for more of a relaxed attitude but yet you like the structure school gives, bit confused.
You and Chris still have to work online and keep the stores running and have a baby but you were thinking of home schooling for the freedom, again a bit confused. I hope Isla's school is not rushing her learning kit because why should they, she's never there.
By the way you do know you don't have to homeschool Jason, its called interacting. The poor child won't know what's happening, he's never had so much freedom. Not spending his days sitting in a car seat or pram going around shops.
Chris, when you came downstairs with Jason after his nap your voice seemed a bit hoarse, hope its not your bad back, sorry, sciatica, sorry sore tooth, oh yeah, tonsillitis - if it is any of the mentioned reoccurring ailments you have, stay away from your gp and more importantly the hospital. The last thing anyone wants to see is you woo hooing anywhere.
Chris, you said you can't go out because you've been travelling, it was a free holiday, you're not Christopher Columbus, you're Christopher Ingham, you don't travel, you go on holidays. So you were all going out to learn in the garden. What exactly would the girls be learning in your back garden. It's empty, unless it was maths and they were going to count the blades of grass.
I see the snack control boxes aren't working out so great. The girls had another dessert for lunch.
Another life skill you could pair could do is teach the girls how to cook. Now that's a novel idea for you. By the way Sarah, putting holes into ready meals is NOT cooking, I heard the tell tale noise Sarah when you were punching the holes, even though Chris didn't show the worktop.
Yes Chris, I believe YOU were the only person that waited for Boris' speech last night about going into lockdown. Found it strange that Izzie wasn't watching the news, but instead she was having a 'hilarious drama lesson gone wild', personally I would say they were playing.
Sarah, all these friends of yours that's also home schooling (like the rest of the country), I think its time you rethink your friends. Not one of them were able to go and get you supplies for returning home. But well done on getting the Asda chicken in Morrisons, I hadn't realised the supermarkets had started to stock each others food.
Sarah, you say the kids are going to miss a term of school this year. At the rate you take your children out of school, they'll have barely done a term this year!!!
And as for your advise for parents to enjoy this 'special time'. YOU ARE SOMETHING ELSE. Who else in the WORLD would consider a global PANDEMIC a 'special time'. Just so you know a pandemic is a WORLDWIDE spread of a NEW DISEASE, this means currently there is not a cure/vaccine, key words being NEW, DISEASE, WORLDWIDE. Perhaps get the girls to read up on it and educate you!!!
lemonelmo
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I've not caught up on the the thread yet but couple of things off insta...
Bet Sarah was Foooming they forgot Mothers Day. No doubt it'll be used as clickbait tomorrow "we will never forgive ourselves" then the next day "we did something special to say sorry"
Also Sarah going on about her mothers day being dedicated to those waiting to be mom's or who can't or who have had it taken from them... Completely disrespectful post, badly put together and I can't help but feel there's a big dose of passive aggressive fuckwittery thrown in there.
Bet Sarah was Foooming they forgot Mothers Day. No doubt it'll be used as clickbait tomorrow "we will never forgive ourselves" then the next day "we did something special to say sorry"
Also Sarah going on about her mothers day being dedicated to those waiting to be mom's or who can't or who have had it taken from them... Completely disrespectful post, badly put together and I can't help but feel there's a big dose of passive aggressive fuckwittery thrown in there.
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Shannon2356
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Quick side note: (i have been blocked on all instagram accounts because they can’t handle the truth) but these two really contradict themselves don’t they? First off they call it all a hype but then are seen wearing masks, “panicking” and just being overall idiots
Second... you said that it wasn’t in the country you were in when arguing with people on instagram yet made the comment “it’s in the uk too” implying it is in the country and you knew (irresponsible) as for chris’s rant tonight.... I don’t think i could of laughed harder he is the complete opposite of what he says, funny how you call people rude, ignorant and whatever else came out of your greasy trap, when all they were doing was informing you... many of whom were nurses but hey what to they know they are just currently saving peoples lifes You truly are the definition of a stupid ignorant selfish human being 
Milehammer
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Hahaha the irony is beautiful...they had a baby for views and now his first birthday is absolutely f****d!!!! Shame, it couldn't have happened to nicer people
only just watched the rant, but chris kept calling it a 'highlight video of their day', if the highlight of your day is snack baskets and a trip to morrisons then please just stop the vlogs.
what both chris and sarah fail to realise (surprising considering they are so so so clued up on all the advice and rules), is that if they hadnt gone in the first place they wouldnt be dealing with nearly half as much crap as they are now.
what both chris and sarah fail to realise (surprising considering they are so so so clued up on all the advice and rules), is that if they hadnt gone in the first place they wouldnt be dealing with nearly half as much crap as they are now.
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SweetTalkingWoman
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Fucking hell Shortle, give it a rest with this nightmare inducing tat 
SatisHouse
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Chris's latest insta post has really wound me up. If you're reading this, Chris, you need to grow the fuck up. There are people risking their lives on an hourly basis trying to protect twats like you, and you're complaining because you have to self isolate in your five bedroom house with your family?? That's all you fucking have to do for your loved ones and your country. You don't know you're fucking born. In the past, people protected their country by going to war and experiencing horrendous living conditions. You, Mr Ingham, just have to stay at home. That's ALL YOU HAVE TO DO. So get a grip of yourself, get yourself a reality check, and how about saying THANK YOU to all the people who are making it possible for us to be safe and provided for?! You selfish dick of a man child.
And Jane/Steve, I blame you for pampering and preening your pathetic man child to the point where he finds it torture to make the smallest of sacrifices for others. Shame on you.
And Jane/Steve, I blame you for pampering and preening your pathetic man child to the point where he finds it torture to make the smallest of sacrifices for others. Shame on you.
String Man
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Apologies in advance if I'm a bit ranty this evening. First day back at work after a few (well needed) days of annual leave only to find that two nurses in our team are off with suspected COVID-19. It's been a bit hectic and my nerves are, frankly, frayed.
Meanwhile in Ingham Land it's all shits and giggles with twatty bratty tik toks, covert shopping trips, crappy chinese tat and "comment down below" cuntery.
... aaaaaand breathe
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Meanwhile in Ingham Land it's all shits and giggles with twatty bratty tik toks, covert shopping trips, crappy chinese tat and "comment down below" cuntery.
... aaaaaand breathe