GIRLS CAUGHT FIGHTING ON CAMERA! MALDIVES DAY 5
Vlog starts with footage of the pier with a wide angle lens.
It's Monday and everyone is feeling tired, well Lazy is at least. It was a late night last night. Lazy got to sleep after 1am. Jace's nap was late so he wouldn't sleep. Lazy didn't want to wake him up when her alarm went off but he woke up for a feed at 8:30am before going back to sleep. Creepy didn't go to sleep until 5am after editing the vlog.
Jace and Creepy are asleep back at the room. Lazy has dragon fruit and watermelon for breakfast and is going to take some back to the room for Jace.
Back at the room Isla and Jace are sat outside looking at the sea. It's quarter to one. Lazy's phone is an hour behind because the Island's time is an hour ahead of Male. The girls have been doing some schoolwork. They have run out of the Nivea suncream. They have a lot of the banana boat one left but it doesn't work. Lazy doesn't want Jace or the girls burning. People have messaged Lazy to tell her it failed testing so she doesn't know why it's still on sale. Could ask the same about your blankets Lazy.
They are waiting for Creepy and are off to the pool.
Footage of the pool and the girls lying on the sun loungers. Lazy picks up Jace and puts him in the pool. Creepy is surprised he is still awake as he's been awake for a while. Esme and Isla are arguing in the background. Creepy says it's best to leave them to it as getting involved escalates it. Lazy says if you get involved they stay stuff like 'why are you taking her side' 'she did this' 'she did it first' and you're constantly being parented by your children.
Lazy says she thinks Esme is the one being naughty right now but she says she's not. Isla has a smug look on her face. Lazy asks Esme if she's winding Isla up and Creepy says they can always tell by Esme's face.
She always giggles when she's being a bad girl. Isla won't share the inflatables and Isla laughs about it. Creepy tells us they're not 100% good. The way they single that girl out is disgusting.
Lazy says Isabelle argues more than anyone else in the family. She argues with dad, with mum, with Esme and with Isla. Creepy says when she argues with him everyone else gangs up on him too. Isabelle says Creepy mishears things sometimes but Creepy tells her she think she has him wrapped around her little finger.
Isabelle says Lazy is the scarier parent. Everyone calls her 'Izzy' so she knows she's in trouble when she calls her 'Isabelle'. Lazy says she calls her 'Is'. Creepy always knew he was in serious trouble when people said 'Christopher John Malcolm Ingham get here'.
Lazy Laughs. They never call the girls with their middle name but Creepy says he has done it before. At nursery Esme would tell people her name was 'Esme Alexa Beatleball Jane'. She thought her name was 'beatleball' because that's what Creepy and Lazy used to call her.
More pool footage.
They've had a few hours at the pool and now they're going to the pier to jump off it.
The girls jump in and Creepy woohoos. They came to the pier to jump off because the water looks amazing. Creepy said it was shallower than he thought and he nearly broke his leg. Lazy is holding Jace and Isla clings onto the other side of her body.
They had half an hour in the room to get changed and now it's off to dinner. Creepy feeds Jace a sour patch jelly, even though Lazy tells him not to. Staff come to give them more drinks and a sheet for Jace. They aren't spending the usual hour at the room because they want an early night. Lazy shows Isabelle's dress.
Isla has walked into the dessert room and shows the desserts.
They've never eaten passion fruit before and Esme got some from the fruit bar. She saw it and didn't want to eat it. Lazy asks how it's called passion fruit when it looks like frogspawn. The girls liked it but Isabelle didn't.
Lazy films a crab. They are on the beach to look at the stars. Jace falls asleep at the beach lazy might dream feed him and hopefully he has a better night's sleep.
End of vlog.
Always picking on Esme but it looked like Isla pushed Esme off the inflatable. These screenshots were taken a second apart. Iddy biddy Isla who can do no wrong
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