The Ingham Family #413 Lazy Ingham Inferior Designer

[Ghost82]

So what is the secret holiday or is it so secret we can't know?

It’ll be a night or two in an air B&B in Abu Dhabi again. They’ll take her to the ice rink to test her new skates. It’ll probably be empty too so creepy will do a “WE BOOKED THE ENTIRE ICE RINK!!!!” clickbait and no doubt Sarah has ordered her a cake in the shape of an ice skate. They’re so predictable. Creepy mentioned they’re taking her to Wild Wadi waterpark too.

 

[Impleo]

Not strictly true,…
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I wonder how Marek is doing?

 

[Stephie]

She looks like fizz from corrie

Upgrade from looking like her brother

 

[Vesty]

I thought the skate boots was the main present as they said when they was back in the UK

Fancy having ya 17th birthday nowt special knowing ya dad sat up at his rit game set up begging for gift’s holidays etc for ya daughter birthday because you know your skint to pay for something

so at one point their talking about uncle bacon Damo who abused his 3 year old daughter
Any reason the 3 older girls or dressed like they’re in 1970’s night wear?
Why they doing Esme birthday now sure it’s not ti Sunday

 

[Ghost82]

I quite often try and think to when someone actually said something nice about Chrish's appearance and I really can't. I remember Sarah once said he looked nice when his hair isn't dyed but that's about as good as it gets

There‘s nothing to compliment is there? Eyebrows like Gary glitter. Beady eyes. Orphan Annie frizz poking out of his beanie. Fringe dripping in chip large. Deep crows feet. Usually looks like he’s got nappy rash around his mouth and chin and a nose like a plague mask! people can’t even say “Oh you’ve got nice shoes!” Because they’re knock off square looking crocs that Sarah got for about one Dirham.

 

[Mostyn]

Not strictly true,…
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Come back Macy

 

[tracey/nuttynanna]

Omg I was having a really crap day but these comments have had me in stitches, even spat my coke out at one point, thank you lovely people for cheering me up xxx

 

[Gypsy-Rose]

I wonder how Marek is doing?


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Who does Marek belong to?

 

[Impleo]

Who does Marek belong to?

Macy Chestnut, Chrish's No 1.superfan. Harmless but v. obsessed (understandably)

 

[Betty Bujo]

Honestly, along with their awful standard of hygiene generally as a family, they have such an awful sleep hygiene attitude too. How have 6 children ended up so dependent on each other to sleep? It's totally bizarre

 

[Gypsy-Rose]

Macy Chestnut, Chrish's No 1.superfan. Harmless but v. obsessed (understandably)

Ahh thank you x

 

[Betty Bujo]

Also, what 7 year old boy carries a giant cuddly toy with them?

 

[Scotblock]

Here comes fatty Gonzales with her contribution to moving…….1 bag full. God she’s a lazy witch And how ridiculous does she look on that scooter

 

[Jodo7]

found this
DUBAI: The World's Biggest Scam

 

[Malcolm Conkers]

I wonder how Marek is doing?


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Six years on, unless he’s been autophaging like mad, I’m not hopeful.

 

[Jodo7]

Look at Chrish here, centre picture*, with his rude boi's. I wonder why he had no trouble posing back then over now?!

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*Credit to the photographer, Jane Ingham, for the image and for driving Crish and Dave to the club all those times before they became estranged

what a tool

 

[CheeseisMyGod]

Here comes fatty Gonzales with her contribution to moving…….1 bag full. God she’s a lazy witch And how ridiculous does she look on that scooter

Reminds me of my mother when we moved across county and had no official movers (we were cultish and poor) so we all did it with the aid of a family friend and his van and us kids and my mother. We hauled the contents of a two story house up to a maisonette on the fourth floor of an old Victorian mansion that had been converted into flats. There was no lift, just stairs.

My mother's contribution?

She brought a pillow up the stairs and then went for a lie down.

I laugh now but I was not amused at the time!