It’ll be a night or two in an air B&B in Abu Dhabi again. They’ll take her to the ice rink to test her new skates. It’ll probably be empty too so creepy will do a “WE BOOKED THE ENTIRE ICE RINK!!!!”
clickbait and no doubt Sarah has ordered her a cake in the shape of an ice skate. They’re so predictable. Creepy mentioned they’re taking her to Wild Wadi waterpark too.Upgrade from looking like her brother
There‘s nothing to compliment is there?I quite often try and think to when someone actually said something nice about Chrish's appearance and I really can't. I remember Sarah once said he looked nice when his hair isn't dyed but that's about as good as it gets
Eyebrows like Gary glitter. Beady eyes. Orphan Annie frizz poking out of his beanie. Fringe dripping in chip large. Deep crows feet. Usually looks like he’s got nappy rash around his mouth and chin and a nose like a plague mask! 
people can’t even say “Oh you’ve got nice shoes!” Because they’re knock off square looking crocs that Sarah got for about one Dirham. Come back Macy
Who does Marek belong to?
Macy Chestnut, Chrish's No 1.superfan. Harmless but v. obsessed (understandably)
Ahh thank you
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And how ridiculous does she look on that scooter 
Six years on, unless he’s been autophaging like mad, I’m not hopeful.
what a toolLook at Chrish here, centre picture*, with his rude boi's. I wonder why he had no trouble posing back then over now?!
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*Credit to the photographer, Jane Ingham, for the image and for driving Crish and Dave to the club all those times before they became estranged
