The Ingham Family #413 Lazy Ingham Inferior Designer

[Malcolm Conkers]

I quite often try and think to when someone actually said something nice about Chrish's appearance and I really can't. I remember Sarah once said he looked nice when his hair isn't dyed but that's about as good as it gets

Not strictly true,…

 

[Tilly Kister]

What Lazy Fat Fuck sees vs what everyone else sees

What the fuck has Esme done to her hair?

 

[Malcolm Conkers]

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No words

‘Where’s all my traders at?’

I’m blocked from Chris’s instagram (rude) so I can’t see, but how many of his traders have responded?

 

[Rosie Tatler]

What’s that saying?? All the gear, no idea!!! I mean, he hasn’t even got all the gear to be fair and he’s certainly got no idea
I have my own office at home in our spare bedroom, it looks a damn sight better than this pathetic attempt . In fact my kid has one corner of my office for their gaming set up and that in itself looks far superior to Chrish’s little set up

That is just effing hilarious !! He thinks all successful businessperson has every pc, laptop , phone and screen they own out on their desk at the same time !! He really is Living in crowd cuckoo land.

Surely Mr 10k a day could have gone to the apple store to get a proper setup !!

Doesn't every boss man trader have an electric adjustable standing desk , you can even get them in Ikea !

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

For the love of all that is good in the world, please please stop showing creepy's snow white legs and knickers picture.
I have to sleep tonight and even though I have that thing where I can't see pictures in my head, I will get a narration of it *shudders*

 

[curious cookie jar]

He’s the kind of guy that talks up the Premiere Inn by the airport, and their breakfast bar- as though it’s all luxury and high-end living. We just have to recognize, he will talk anything up because he’s a narc and has to justify his poor life decisions.

They both do it with everything. Everything is triple the price, more high end than it actually is, making more money than everyone else, better than everyone else at everything. The only thing she doesn’t do it with is her dress size.
they’ve both got massive inferiority complex’s so have to lie to make themselves look better. Trouble is everyone else can see right through it.
I could’ve kind of got behind the furniture in that house if they’d been honest and said that they’ve had to pay out more in rent so they’ve had to budget for furniture. Instead they lie lie and lie again and open themselves up to ridicule. Just like they always do

 

[Dan!Dan!Dan!]

How sad and dangerous for that poor child.

 

[curious cookie jar]

He’s retail prop trading and it’s mostly a massive scam where you’re paying a subscription monthly and continually paying to take these exams he keeps going on about. It’s a bit like picking peanuts out of poo

 

[elly199]

Now that would have been a good parenting choice. Jace you have the top bunk you aren’t allowed in your sisters bed. Mila has the bottom bunk that is her space. If you are having trouble sleeping you can come find me. If you want to take a nap with your sisters you can but on different beds. I know people don’t like Jace but i absolutely feel bad for him. He should have friends/activities for his age. He should be able to recognize his own name but he doesn’t.

 

[Stephie]

I think Sarah is actually pissed off with him ruining every photo and is projecting onto the ifam. She can’t honestly look at that picture and go aww Chrish looks fab

Or its Chris himself replying whilst trying to trade with a quivering bottom lip and tears running down his greasy ballsack face

 

[Sep]

I’m sorry but who is esme trying to look good for with that hairstyle Henry the 8th 🫣

 

[nattis]

So clearly they have no friends comming for a visit(at least not staying in the "guestroom). It is a ironingroom/part of kitchen/washingroom/gym. Did I forget anything?
When people do a bedroomreveal why do they always need to go into every makeupbit they have ever bought?
Why don't they buy a cabinet to store things in the bathroom. Who the fuck has toiletpaper on display on shelves??

And why are this toiletroll on the shelf instead of the toiletrollholder?

And is this ninny to comfort Creepy when he loose out on doing off the big stuff on the tradingmarket`?

 

[Mugginsme]

Where have these extra views come from?

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The new credit card.

 

[Johnthepong]

This has to be the worst set up for small children I’ve ever seen. Firstly there is no easy way for an adult to sit with them and engage them. There’s no easy way to highlight a learning point to them. As someone else said- this is literally how kids in isolation sit (I teach in a secondary school).
But I can’t believe in terms of posture- none of the kids can reach the ground- there is a reason that preschools and reception etc use child size furniture- how can you learn to write when you are having to put a load of effort and brainpower into balancing and not falling off your chair?! It is utterly ridiculous and the most child unfriendly set up I’ve ever seen!

 

[AllieBee]

This has to be the worst set up for small children I’ve ever seen. Firstly there is no easy way for an adult to sit with them and engage them. There’s no easy way to highlight a learning point to them. As someone else said- this is literally how kids in isolation sit (I teach in a secondary school).
But I can’t believe in terms of posture- none of the kids can reach the ground- there is a reason that preschools and reception etc use child size furniture- how can you learn to write when you are having to put a load of effort and brainpower into balancing and not falling off your chair?! It is utterly ridiculous and the most child unfriendly set up I’ve ever seen!

Neither of those two girls can even reach the table properly. So much nicer to have a couple of little tables pushed together with the kids sitting round them.

 

[Eldorado]

And not a private pool either

 

[Stephie]

It's really pathetic how she is more in awe of her daughter's looks than in their emotional well being or their education or their future prospects. I have two beautiful daughters and a handsome son and yes, it's nice to get the compliments on their looks but I feel even more proud when I see all of their personal/academic/career achievements and the kind, thoughtful and intelligent young people they've grown to be. My kids have friends, hobbies, interests and having good looks is a nice cherry on top but it's not everything.

Sarah herself should realize beauty is fleeting. She was once a pretty daisy in the garden and now look at her. Fat, sloppy, uneducated and broke. Her children are all destined for the same fate since she refuses to stop filming them instead of nurturing and educating them.

She has absolutely nothing to praise them for. Even when Esme made that cardboard thing in yesterdays vlog she could only laugh and call her a 'nutter'. Last thing any of them did that was worthy of a 'well done' was Islas performance after the taster ballet classes she did last May. My kids have achieved so much since then. Anyones kids will have. But there's nothing to be achieved from sitting at home preening yourself looking in the mirror all day, or looking after your siblings or shopping. But with Fatso being the narcisst she is she wants praise for producing such wonderful bang average kids. Well done for bringing Olive from on the Busses, Chesneh, Nellie Olsen, Little Curly Watts and Yolandas double into the world. I won't have a word said about Mila. She is a little beauty and the only one with any personality

 

[Hillary101]

Chris looks fugly for sure. He’s got some thick white thighs, tiny feet (probably my shoe size), but they are pigeon toed, some weird necrotic eyelid thing, probably staff or yeast on his nostrils, what’s going on with the eyebrows? A delicately balanced combover beanie concoction, “moobs” (man-boobs), probably a giant butt -it’s just next to Lazy it appears normal in comparison… white anemic pasty skin, no sign of a beard… you can smell his breath by looking at him, and lastly- unwashed hands.

It is no wonder he hides in all black attire, and a beanie that he molds up into a point to pretend to be taller.

 

[RachieBoo]

So you can’t walk in and see what he’s doing

Sorry didn't see your comment before I posted.

But absolutely spot on, it's a very distracting set up he should have his set up in the corner with his back to the door as far away from the door actually because that house is noisy as hell. In the old sand box you can always hear screaming and screeching in the background.

He's such a pathetic loser. I don't know anyone else who would take a photo of their work desk as a flex. God sake what's wrong with him. He's such a joke.

 

[bracrumbs]

I’ve not seen a parting that wide since Moses and the Red Sea.

Looking good, Chrish!

It’s getting harder and harder for him to brush it forward, isn’t? I enjoy that he’s had to throw his head back because was he straight on, you’d be able to have a sit-on mower through the gap.