The Ingham Family #413 Lazy Ingham Inferior Designer

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"Estimated Height
The body proportions and scale relative to the 24-inch iMac and standard office chair strongly indicate a person of short stature, a young child, or an individual with a form of dwarfism."

I know ai is a piece of tit sometimes but it sure is funny.

Personally I think he's about 5'6 or 5'7.
So basically he swings his feet on the bleeper 🤮🤮🤣🤣 x
 
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My bedroom was done out in all ex-WH Smith - my dad did their shopfitting - I even had the carpet tiles with the logo.
My 16th birthday present was a computer with property of Victoria hospital written on the back and all our towels were from the hospital too 🤣🤣 xx
 
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My 16th birthday present was a computer with property of Victoria hospital written on the back and all our towels were from the hospital too 🤣🤣 xx
My dad worked on the railway. Every year without fail we’d get up one morning in December to find a real Christmas tree sat in a bucket in the front room that he’d nicked from by the side of the tracks on his night shift 🤣
 
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Dr See-us! Really. Why can't she pronounce things properly!!!
And those wee little ones with their eyes closed and begging hands open for yet another gift.
Yesterday the stationary set up at the childrens work station - using the coloured paper for paper airplanes later. Real learning going on there.
 
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For the love of all that is good in the world, please please stop showing creepy's snow white legs and knickers picture.
I have to sleep tonight and even though I have that thing where I can't see pictures in my head, I will get a narration of it *shudders*
 
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They're not stopping grifting parents from exploiting their children for cash. They're just attempting (and will fail utterly btw) attempting to prevent everyone under 16 from organising their social lives in the way that the entire society has been set up to ensure we all have to.

If you are so disengaged from your own children that they can be recruited into extremist organisations online & you don't find out till they've run off to join a Neo-Nazi militia or the bleeping Mujahedeen then maybe - just maybe - the problem is you use electronic devices as free child minding providers. The solution is to know your kids, engage with the media they engage with so that you understand early if there are any red flags being waved at them.

Or you can pretend that this ban will work to keep them safe & snug & in the bosom of the homes where apparently no one wants to talk to them anyway. The second option however does come with the caveat that you've put them in a position where they'll lie to you & keep the fact they're using a VPN to do what every other kid they know is doing & use social media anyway.

Trust me. I'm in Australia & this "ban" his done a fifth of duck all to keep any kid offline but it has exponentially increased the percentage of kids keeping secrets about their use of social media from their parents.
Agree, I am in Australia and my granddaughter told me that only 1 in 20 kids in her class at school (year 9) lost there social media.
 
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Now that would have been a good parenting choice. Jace you have the top bunk you aren’t allowed in your sisters bed. Mila has the bottom bunk that is her space. If you are having trouble sleeping you can come find me. If you want to take a nap with your sisters you can but on different beds. I know people don’t like Jace but i absolutely feel bad for him. He should have friends/activities for his age. He should be able to recognize his own name but he doesn’t.
 
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He's sitting on his cheap chair from Ikea in his cheap underpant's his wife bought him from Primark. Styling the communal sliders. Big bleeping nowt.
 
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My bedroom was done out in all ex-WH Smith - my dad did their shopfitting - I even had the carpet tiles with the logo.
I read that as "My dad did their shoplifting" & was thinking "If my did did shoplifting in WH Smith I'd have hoped he brought me back books not bloody carpet tiles"
Then read it again after a wtf moment and thought "Oh Tilly, you're never far from the council estate that spawned you, girl."
 
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The differences are huge between every other youtube family and the inghams though. The Inghams are a breed apart from anyone else.

DVG used most of the money on private schooling for the 5 girls and all of them have had a full time education even having tutors alongside going to school. that’s how important they value education. Unlike the Inghams where no education happens …ever 😡

They are sensible when buying a house only recently upgrading to a lovely house in a nice area near good schools with an annexe for Sophie and an indoor pool. They have been in the house nearly a year and lucky if we’ve seen the pool twice. If that was the Inghams we would be seeing the pool every vlog with kids in swimwear 🙄

They go holidays like everyone else during school holidays etc not on holiday every day like the inghams.

Their kids are all well rounded and having normal childhood/ teen experiences like school , clubbing , parties , clubs and hobbies . The inghams don’t do anything relatable to their ages 😕

They have successful businesses and offices unlike the inghams who solely rely on youtube and social media. That’s why Inghams upload 24 times a month where as DVG upload once a month 👀

They have loads of brand deals because they are so popular , Kaci is even on billboards for JD sports and the side of buses for White Fox . The Ingham girls have none of this

DVG are lucky if all of them are in the same room twice in the same month because they are all away doing their own things in life . The Inghams are in the same room as each other all together 24/7 365 days a year

The DVG girls have loads absolutely loads of friends . The Inghams share Tilly radford who they see twice a year 😕
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The DVG hit milestones ie both girls driving at 17 , celebrate exams , go to prom , go on their first friends holiday etc . Again nothing from the Inghams

They have designer but don’t flaunt it , yet the Inghams have dupes and flaunt it 😂

So ok we might not agree with YouTube channels vlogging their kids but we’ve got to admit every other family who do it the kids seem to grow up with friends , have hobbies , play sports, , education, hit milestones , get jobs or go onto further education.
So we need to ask why is the Inghams so different ? Like a cult
They can’t blame YouTube because every other family seem to be able to do it and live a normal life aswell.
Then again none of the other families have a child groomer or compulsive liar as parents 😡
"None of the other families have a child groomer or compulsive liar as parents" might be a reach. Well I guess if we don't include:
The Franke family whose mother & father abused all of them physically & emotionally before their mother damn near killed two of them & sold another into servitude as the maid of yet another whackjob Mormon family.

Then of course we have The Docherty Dozen. Those kids have had their HIPPA rights violated every day of their lives, two parents who have rarely drawn a sober breath & the eldest son seems to have evolved into being a lolcow for the internet at large because his parents didn't teach him anything but how to grift online.

Then there was the US vanife family whose eldest daughter developed an eating disorder so bad she was hospitalised several times & we know that because her HIPPA rights were violated by her mother as well.

There was the French bird & her husband. Crusty hippies who began travelling as a couple until the Mum met a homeless junkie on the streets of Lisbon & fancied him. So he moved in & they became a thrupple. This one comes with the bonus atrocity of them being overt unschoolers who encourage their children to "explore their bodies" in full view of the other kids & the adults.

There's a plethora of deeply problematic vlogging families and this is because the entire notion of monetising your children's lives so you can spend your life not workig a 9-5 is a repugnant one which no decent parent would ever consent to doing.

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Oh I left out the girl who did the Reddit AMA on being the child of a vanlife family:

 
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They for sure wash with soap at the showers at the pool and beach. Lazy said this and said it’s easy to do that and get ready for global village (at the time). Another vlog, Isabelle is sudsing up her head at a public shower (meant for rinsing Inghams!!!)

I also don’t get why the DH2 karate appears to be 1x a week. And she’s sitting here saying Jace and Mila are going 2x a week. She’s also lying about one of their ages to get them in a class together.

So their life exists with just a community center to shop at and whatever activities are there. Weird.
 
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I read that as "My dad did their shoplifting" & was thinking "If my did did shoplifting in WH Smith I'd have hoped he brought me back books not bloody carpet tiles"
Then read it again after a wtf moment and thought "Oh Tilly, you're never far from the council estate that spawned you, girl."
Haha I also saw shoplifting at first😂
 
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My dad worked on the railway. Every year without fail we’d get up one morning in December to find a real Christmas tree sat in a bucket in the front room that he’d nicked from by the side of the tracks on his night shift 🤣
Love this 😂
My dad worked as an engineer for the post office and over the years he er accumulated a lot of stuff from the offices and workshops. we never had to buy kitchen roll, I used to wonder why our kitchen roll was blue for years and everyone’s was white. he nicked an industrial hoover once, best hoover we ever had 😂.
 
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For the love of all that is good in the world, please please stop showing creepy's snow white legs and knickers picture.
I have to sleep tonight and even though I have that thing where I can't see pictures in my head, I will get a narration of it *shudders*
🤣 I actually think we should all change our profile pictures to it, and have a 24 hour post marathon of nothing but that image, over and over and over again. In hindsight, hed probably quite like that, cause - CLEVER MARKETING 😝
 
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You can tell when Isabelle has been on babysitting duties. She has greasy hair and still in her pyjamas or lounge ware at tea time. The days her Fatos mother takes her out for a 'mother daughter day', is her pay day. She gets bought a meal out as payment. Which fatso gets to enjoy too, often also her step dad. Whilst the other two girls watch the little three. I don't know how those two can even sit there and talk about 'actively trying for another', when they don't take care of the 6 they have. It would be another one for Isabelle to bring up. Lets hope Lazy is indeed nubile now or Creepy is firing blanks
 
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I always got the impression that Chris was tall lol But based on that image and how his feet don't touch the ground, he can't be any taller than five six and that might be generous :LOL: His brother must be even shorter because Chris appears to be taller than him in pics. I also thought Isabelle was tall but she must only be about five four.

Nothing wrong with being short though! I barely make five three myself, not exactly statuesque lol
 
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"Estimated Height
The body proportions and scale relative to the 24-inch iMac and standard office chair strongly indicate a person of short stature, a young child, or an individual with a form of dwarfism."

I know ai is a piece of tit sometimes but it sure is funny.

Personally I think he's about 5'6 or 5'7.
He’s not tall at all, Sarah’s a short a and he doesn’t tower over her. Isabelle is the only one who stands out for height in that family but she’s got those genes from her father’s side it would seem.
 
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Chris looks fugly for sure. He’s got some thick white thighs, tiny feet (probably my shoe size), but they are pigeon toed, some weird necrotic eyelid thing, probably staff or yeast on his nostrils, what’s going on with the eyebrows? A delicately balanced combover beanie concoction, “moobs” (man-boobs), probably a giant butt -it’s just next to Lazy it appears normal in comparison… white anemic pasty skin, no sign of a beard… you can smell his breath by looking at him, and lastly- unwashed hands.

It is no wonder he hides in all black attire, and a beanie that he molds up into a point to pretend to be taller.
 
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