The Ingham Family #413 Lazy Ingham Inferior Designer

[Scotblock]

Chris Ingham does a little jumpy jump to get on his chair....pass it on

He’s like the Dennis Waterman character off Little Britain Awww the ickle wolf of Damac Hills sitting in his big boy chair

 

[Kate1970]

Haha! Jace slipped up, or rather told the truth when he pulled out the mattress from under the bed and then said ‘ that’s for when Dad sleeps in here’

 

[Basic]

Sarah’s cold sore has not scabbed over by the looks of it and she’s sharing a can of drink and a spoon with her daughter. Absolutely no care. Even if it has scabbed over and just looks very red, you just wouldn’t ever risk it.

I love Esme’s Star Wars cardboard creations. Sarah hasn’t said a single positive, encouraging thing about them.

 

[Impleo]

Look at Chrish here, centre picture*, with his rude boi's. I wonder why he had no trouble posing back then over now?!

*Credit to the photographer, Jane Ingham, for the image and for driving Crish and Dave to the club all those times before they became estranged

 

[Sakkiedekock]

For those who have never been to Dubai this might give you some idea of what's happening now Summer has started there.

The humidity in Dubai right now is exposing a harsh truth.

Everyone loves posting “Dubai lifestyle” reels from November to February.

But this is the real Dubai.

Step outside for 30 seconds and your shirt is fighting for survival.

Your glasses fog up.
Your car becomes an oven.
Your face starts sweating before you’ve even reached the elevator.

And somehow there are still people saying “Dubai weather is better than everywhere else.”

No.

For 4 months of the year, most of us are literally moving from one air-conditioned box to another.

Home ➝ Lift ➝ Car ➝ Office ➝ Mall ➝ Car ➝ Home.

Forget morning walks.
Forget evening strolls.
Forget outdoor cafes.

The humidity feels like someone wrapped a wet blanket around the entire city.

Yet every year Dubai residents pretend this is normal and tell newcomers:

“You’ll get used to it.”

Nobody gets used to breathing soup.

Stay hydrated.
Avoid unnecessary outdoor exposure.

And if you’re surviving this humidity without complaining, you’re either lying or you’ve officially become part of Dubai’s ecosystem.

 

[GreaseMop]

Comments about the girls growing up, they are not allowed to 'grow up', they are just getting older. No point mentioning milestones like 13, 16, 17, 18, 21 because nothing changes for those girls.
There will be no driving lessons for Esme and no adulthood this time next year. Nothing has changed for Isabelle since she was about 12.

All the birthdays are the same, spent with the same people, doing the same things, nothing special, no friends or family, no parties or anything, all so sad.

 

[Rosie Tatler]

I don’t get why he has the desk in the middle of the room facing the door like that? And then all those monitors crammed on a tiny table. He should have a corner desk. Much more space for three monitors that way. If he even really needs three!!

Who has monitors facing the sun coming through the windows !!!! You wouldn't be able to see shit ! Or is that set up only for night time transactions ??

 

[Tilly Kister]

That idiot has a room with no blinds or block out curtains in Dubai in summer & he's filled it with computer equipment. There is no way that can possibly go wrong is there?

Both he & his home office are going to be the true definition of a melt.

 

[AllieBee]

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Theres absolutely nothing attractive about him whatsoever. Terrible, badly dyed, greasy haircut, awful skin, short fat legs, and stupid little feet. Hes revolting.

 

[Tilly Kister]

God he’s absolutely minging isn’t he. Everything about him is so cringey and just sickening

Looks like he smells of old chip fat & desperation.

 

[Soozy2k18]

It’s not your home though It’s a short term rental

 

[iyahshannon]

1 someone should tell her you can have family photos without posting them on social media. that way you won’t get comments
2 lol it’s obvious creepy is feeling very insecure today after comments from their ifam

 

[Scotblock]

Awwww! Is poor Chris getting all upset because he’s about as photogenic as a cadaver

 

[curious cookie jar]

My 16th birthday present was a computer with property of Victoria hospital written on the back and all our towels were from the hospital too xx

My dad worked on the railway. Every year without fail we’d get up one morning in December to find a real Christmas tree sat in a bucket in the front room that he’d nicked from by the side of the tracks on his night shift

 

[Web30]

The Ingham Family posted:
Our House has a SECRET.. & Special Lunch date with Mum!
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Is the secret that it looks nothing like the thumbnails?

 

[Gypsy-Rose]

He's sitting on his cheap chair from Ikea in his cheap underpant's his wife bought him from Primark. Styling the communal sliders. Big fucking nowt.

 

[Soozy2k18]

They still sold their children’s childhood for money. Using that money to buy said children tacky necklaces doesn’t make it any better.

Of course the Inghams are also terrible people for the same reason with the bonus hilarity of their increasingly desperate attempts to seem like selling their kids lives was at least monetarily worth it.

At least DadvsGirls will be able to afford therapy.

The differences are huge between every other youtube family and the inghams though. The Inghams are a breed apart from anyone else.

DVG used most of the money on private schooling for the 5 girls and all of them have had a full time education even having tutors alongside going to school. that’s how important they value education. Unlike the Inghams where no education happens …ever

They are sensible when buying a house only recently upgrading to a lovely house in a nice area near good schools with an annexe for Sophie and an indoor pool. They have been in the house nearly a year and lucky if we’ve seen the pool twice. If that was the Inghams we would be seeing the pool every vlog with kids in swimwear

They go holidays like everyone else during school holidays etc not on holiday every day like the inghams.

Their kids are all well rounded and having normal childhood/ teen experiences like school , clubbing , parties , clubs and hobbies . The inghams don’t do anything relatable to their ages

They have successful businesses and offices unlike the inghams who solely rely on youtube and social media. That’s why Inghams upload 24 times a month where as DVG upload once a month

They have loads of brand deals because they are so popular , Kaci is even on billboards for JD sports and the side of buses for White Fox . The Ingham girls have none of this

DVG are lucky if all of them are in the same room twice in the same month because they are all away doing their own things in life . The Inghams are in the same room as each other all together 24/7 365 days a year

The DVG girls have loads absolutely loads of friends . The Inghams share Tilly radford who they see twice a year

The DVG hit milestones ie both girls driving at 17 , celebrate exams , go to prom , go on their first friends holiday etc . Again nothing from the Inghams

They have designer but don’t flaunt it , yet the Inghams have dupes and flaunt it

So ok we might not agree with YouTube channels vlogging their kids but we’ve got to admit every other family who do it the kids seem to grow up with friends , have hobbies , play sports, , education, hit milestones , get jobs or go onto further education.
So we need to ask why is the Inghams so different ? Like a cult
They can’t blame YouTube because every other family seem to be able to do it and live a normal life aswell.
Then again none of the other families have a child groomer or compulsive liar as parents

 

[Tilly Kister]

What Lazy Fat Fuck sees vs what everyone else sees

What the fuck has Esme done to her hair?

 

[Malcolm Conkers]

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No words

‘Where’s all my traders at?’

I’m blocked from Chris’s instagram (rude) so I can’t see, but how many of his traders have responded?

 

[Rosie Tatler]

What’s that saying?? All the gear, no idea!!! I mean, he hasn’t even got all the gear to be fair and he’s certainly got no idea
I have my own office at home in our spare bedroom, it looks a damn sight better than this pathetic attempt . In fact my kid has one corner of my office for their gaming set up and that in itself looks far superior to Chrish’s little set up

That is just effing hilarious !! He thinks all successful businessperson has every pc, laptop , phone and screen they own out on their desk at the same time !! He really is Living in crowd cuckoo land.

Surely Mr 10k a day could have gone to the apple store to get a proper setup !!

Doesn't every boss man trader have an electric adjustable standing desk , you can even get them in Ikea !