The Ingham Family #413 Lazy Ingham Inferior Designer

Impleo · 2026-06-19T13:02:24+0100

Scotblock said:
Awwww! Is poor Chris getting all upset because he’s about as photogenic as a cadaver

At least the coward gets to make the choice about whether he appears online. His children get zero say, despite Sarah knowing some of the comments can be brutal. And she pockets the money for it!

GreaseMop · 2026-06-19T13:03:03+0100

Comments about the girls growing up, they are not allowed to 'grow up', they are just getting older. No point mentioning milestones like 13, 16, 17, 18, 21 because nothing changes for those girls.
There will be no driving lessons for Esme and no adulthood this time next year. Nothing has changed for Isabelle since she was about 12.

All the birthdays are the same, spent with the same people, doing the same things, nothing special, no friends or family, no parties or anything, all so sad.

Impleo · 2026-06-19T13:04:06+0100

I Love Greyhounds said:
Doesn't he sometimes go to the barber (in Dubai)? If so I wonder what he asks for? It wouldn't be the standard 'number 2 back and sides, tapered and trimmed on top' that's for sure.

He only goes to the barber in Dubai, I guess because they're lowly paid 'yes men' who are less likely to laugh at him. He went about 7 months without a haircut until this one, so was looking extra Sharleen Spiteri.

Charlotte1993 · 2026-06-19T13:22:43+0100

Creepy has the smell of a 30p energy drink about him

GeordieGossipGirl · 2026-06-19T13:31:20+0100

All I hear is Sarah's shouting at Prinny voice on those comments

Read them again and tell me YOU don't

CheeseisMyGod · 2026-06-19T13:44:34+0100

Scotblock said:
Awwww! Is poor Chris getting all upset because he’s about as photogenic as a cadaver

Oh Saz,

Chrish doesn't want to be in the pics or videos because he knows he'll be recognised as the large greasy child bother that he is.

Impleo · 2026-06-19T13:46:10+0100

Look at Chrish here, centre picture*, with his rude boi's. I wonder why he had no trouble posing back then over now?!

*Credit to the photographer, Jane Ingham, for the image and for driving Crish and Dave to the club all those times before they became estranged

JustCallMeMum · 2026-06-19T13:46:40+0100

Scotblock said:
God he’s absolutely minging isn’t he. Everything about him is so cringey and just sickening

State of those jeans he is wearing

I thought he was tilting his head back because his wig is sliding off due to the blasting furnace heat but then I noticed the stray frond from his armpits/a crack that is keeping everything in place

CheeseisMyGod · 2026-06-19T13:54:27+0100

Impleo said:
Look at Chrish here, centre picture*, with his rude boi's. I wonder why he had no trouble posing back then over now?!

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*Credit to the photographer, Jane Ingham, for the image and for driving him and Dave to the club all those times

Chrish now looks like he ate all the other members of his boy band.

Also, is it just me or do the people on the left and right of him look like Temu versions of Blue members? Temu Duncan James and Temu Anthony Costa?

Malcolm Conkers · 2026-06-19T13:58:00+0100

I Love Greyhounds said:
Doesn't he sometimes go to the barber (in Dubai)? If so I wonder what he asks for? It wouldn't be the standard 'number 2 back and sides, tapered and trimmed on top' that's for sure.

You’d have to take a diagram - it’s not something they will have done before - they’re barbers, not engineers.

curious cookie jar · 2026-06-19T14:00:01+0100

Well you know what they say. The body keeps the score. That’s why the pair of them are so bleeping rank

CheeseisMyGod · 2026-06-19T14:02:11+0100

curious cookie jar said:
Well you know what they say. The body keeps the score. That’s why the pair of them are so bleeping rank

I think his is scored in chicken nuggets.

Malcolm Conkers · 2026-06-19T14:02:27+0100

JustCallMeMum said:
State of those jeans he is wearing I thought he was tilting his head back because his wig is sliding off due to the blasting furnace heat but then I noticed the stray frond from his armpits/a crack that is keeping everything in place

Of all the stray fronds, this one is DeLongest.

GreaseMop · 2026-06-19T14:14:50+0100

I don't understand why there's all the OTT outrage at a few comments similar to ones they get any time they post a group photo about Creepy ruining it with his poses.
All people are meaning is stand properly, smile and no pulling weird faces or hand signs, if Creepy can't manage that for one photo that's his problem.

Sometimes when people take a group picture they do one where everyone smiles nicely then a silly one where you can pull faces etc. The Inghams should do this so there's one nice photo and a silly one where Creepy is free to pull his weird faces. Although no matter what Creepy does I don't think a photo with him in will be nice.

Malcolm Conkers · 2026-06-19T14:20:39+0100

Malcolm Conkers said:
You’d have to take a diagram - it’s not something they will have done before - they’re barbers, not engineers.

Apologies for quoting myself, but I managed to find the diagrams for the original combover patent - I thought Chrish could save it to his phone to make things easier at the barbers next time - it must be hard to explain properly with the language barrier.

applepie · 2026-06-19T15:12:09+0100

GreaseMop said:
I don't understand why there's all the OTT outrage at a few comments similar to ones they get any time they post a group photo about Creepy ruining it with his poses.
All people are meaning is stand properly, smile and no pulling weird faces or hand signs, if Creepy can't manage that for one photo that's his problem.

Sometimes when people take a group picture they do one where everyone smiles nicely then a silly one where you can pull faces etc. The Inghams should do this so there's one nice photo and a silly one where Creepy is free to pull his weird faces. Although no matter what Creepy does I don't think a photo with him in will be nice.

At this stage, I think it's become second nature to him. I don't think he can pretend to be 'normal'. That's why he's getting offended - they're slagging him for pulling faces, but he just naturally looks like that now

I say 'natural', but the hair is anything but natural, obviously.

MarthaFarkus · 2026-06-19T15:46:47+0100

I think Sarah is actually pissed off with him ruining every photo and is projecting onto the ifam. She can’t honestly look at that picture and go aww Chrish looks fab

bracrumbs · 2026-06-19T16:02:48+0100

Malcolm Conkers said:
Apologies for quoting myself, but I managed to find the diagrams for the original combover patent - I thought Chrish could save it to his phone to make things easier at the barbers next time - it must be hard to explain properly with the language barrier.
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too much hair. Is there one with three strands?

Captainmouse · 2026-06-19T16:09:11+0100

Malcolm Conkers said:
Apologies for quoting myself, but I managed to find the diagrams for the original combover patent - I thought Chrish could save it to his phone to make things easier at the barbers next time - it must be hard to explain properly with the language barrier.
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He could just ask for a trump

Susie64! · 2026-06-19T16:10:27+0100

Basic said:
Sarah’s cold sore has not scabbed over by the looks of it and she’s sharing a can of drink and a spoon with her daughter. Absolutely no care. Even if it has scabbed over and just looks very red, you just wouldn’t ever risk it.

I love Esme’s Star Wars cardboard creations. Sarah hasn’t said a single positive, encouraging thing about them.

How the hell do you share SOUP and the rest of the food with a great festering cold sore on ya face? That is NOT going out for daughter dinner - sharing a meal and manky germs!