The Ingham Family #409 Chris Ingham is a chode

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They have to be trolling us with the spices and protein surely?
I mean even they can't be that dense.

Even if the UAE didn't have an abundance of spices and protein powders why not mail anybulky stuff you need ahead? It would be a lot cheaper.
 
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While I didn’t see the video, I imagine she’s dumping her “chicken spice” into a bag since she can’t cook without some generic label spice. And when she looks for “chicken spice” in Dubai, it’s not common and therefore it’s imported and too expensive for her. But most people just use herbs and spices in their poultry dishes because they understand what herbs and spices are. Unlike Lazy.
 
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Sarahs review of the Michael movie must have inspired the kids to go and see it, Islas posted a pic from it on her newest insta post.
 
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While I didn’t see the video, I imagine she’s dumping her “chicken spice” into a bag since she can’t cook without some generic label spice. And when she looks for “chicken spice” in Dubai, it’s not common and therefore it’s imported and too expensive for her. But most people just use herbs and spices in their poultry dishes because they understand what herbs and spices are. Unlike Lazy.
It's not common you say?

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Can’t afford to feed them all properly when out and about but they won’t let themselves go hungry
Exactly! Lazy and creepy didn’t get to be the large, greasy blobs they are by not eating. It should be them on a light diet of carrots not the kids who need it for energy.
 
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Will she really get through Customs with unidentifiable powder in a ziplock bag?!
She may get free board and food at a jail though before being deported home. White powder at customs who would be that stupid!!
 
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I doubt they want Dubai Immigration checking too much into Creepys background, especially what Surrey Police put on the Police National Database about him being a groomer.
It won't be on the national database as he hasn't been convicted of anything.

He's a dirty b though.
 
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They have to be trolling us with the spices and protein surely?
I mean even they can't be that dense.

Even if the UAE didn't have an abundance of spices and protein powders why not mail anybulky stuff you need ahead? It would be a lot cheaper.
I think they either can't afford to ship stuff over OR they're either not convinced/somehow know they're not getting back in Dubai for some reason. This might all a set up for a 'STOPPED AT CUSTOMS!!" clickbait or some other kind of airport/flight/visa drama to cover up for the fact they can't afford flights back out in the first place.

I suspect something is going to prevent them from actually going back to Dubai, but whether we get the true story is anyone's guess. They've doubled down on moving back a warzone that isn't safe so even if they're finally realising it's not worth the risk, they can't just say they're not going. It'll have to be some big lie to save face.
 
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Peacocks are very nosy creatures, and are prone to escaping, so if a neighbour has peacocks they will invariably end up in your garden at some point. One of our neighbours had them and we'd often wake up to them calling outside our house.
I'd bet their neighbours have them, but because the Minghams are always gallivanting about they don't often see them.
Or they do see them, and she's just desperate for something to say.
Probably not even a peacock. More likely a pheasant. That’s why there’s no photos.
 
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I think they either can't afford to ship stuff over OR they're either not convinced/somehow know they're not getting back in Dubai for some reason. This might all a set up for a 'STOPPED AT CUSTOMS!!" clickbait or some other kind of airport/flight/visa drama to cover up for the fact they can't afford flights back out in the first place.

I suspect something is going to prevent them from actually going back to Dubai, but whether we get the true story is anyone's guess. They've doubled down on moving back a warzone that isn't safe so even if they're finally realising it's not worth the risk, they can't just say they're not going. It'll have to be some big lie to save face.
I don’t even think it’s a set up. I really think she’s stupid enough to think it’s ok to carry white powder in a ziplock bag through the airport and not get stopped! 🤣 Knowing them they’ve probably got suspicious looking giant blocks of cheese wrapped in tinfoil to smuggle through so they don’t have to buy it out there. I think they’d love to not go back to Dubai though. Nobody would want to spend months inside while it’s in the 50s and on top of that they’ve got the added risk of the ceasefire ending when they live next door to an airbase that will become a target but I don’t think they have a choice. They’ll lose residency if they’re not back over there by June and I don’t believe they can afford to pay taxes by staying in the uk. Plus there’s no way they’ll risk losing the belongings in the house. All the girls dresses Sarah will want to put on vinted. Beds, an air fryer, the mud kitchen, Esmes library, all the toys and the 26 jars of chicken seasoning Sarah took with her last time! I just don’t think they’d let it go. I have a feeling they’ll be over there by the end of the weekend.

I just hope they don’t read before they travel. Nobody tell Creepy and Lazy Escobar it’s a bad idea. 👀😂
 
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i do wonder how the littul 3 will get on in dubai this time
after spending a prolonged amount of time in the Uk, playing outside and with ‘friends’ to then go to the baking heat where they’re all stuck in the rabbit hutch and can’t play outside. even the pools won’t be enjoyable. and they’re getting older now so will be more vocal and irritable
 
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They don’t come much dumber than lazy.
i have never in my life known anyone throw into a recipe so many different spices .she is clueless.
yolo must be dimmer than lazy she says lazy is the best cook.
The Emperors New Clothes come to mind
Google it lazy
It’s crazy she will spend £6383.99 on unwanted clothes and skincare (fyi nothing can fix her moon face and triple chin ) and yet she will risk being pulled at customs with powders in bags so she can save a couple of quid buying them in ALDI can someone make it make sense 🤣
 
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I'm thinking not even they are daft enough to go to Dubai right now but if they are, I think the spices and powders in bags are there as a cover story in case Creepy gets pulled entering Dubai.
Lazy will deny it was about Creepy and say it was a mix up with her spices and protein and everyone in the airport had a good laugh and joke about it.
 
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