The Ingham Family #409 Chris Ingham is a chode

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Rosie Tatler

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Charlotte1993

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Ghost82 said:
Jesus Christ! Imagine the sight of them in the airport? Creepy, Sarah and Colin with their arses In the air while airport security tells them to bend over and cough! Creepy crying into his beanie and Sarah screaming “It’s garlic powder.” 👀🤣

Seriously though who the duck takes 18 jars of chicken seasoning through the airport in a ziplock bag and whatever other seasonings. She’s mentioned one of them is white powder! Why are they even going if they can’t afford to buy spices, baby wipes and pg tips while they’re over there? 🙄🙄

Imagine if it kicks off while they’re in the air and they get diverted to Beirut or somewhere and Isabelle gets stuck with the children and 8 suitcases while they’re both off having their arses probed because Sarah couldn’t fit the jars in the overfilled suitcases. 🙄

At least they have the baking heat of July and August to look forward to though! Sitting around the pool while it’s in the 50s. Faces like crispy gammon and Watching the missiles fly overhead.
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Stop it 🤣🤣🤣
 
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Charlotte1993

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Rosie Tatler said:
Two bottles of cordial ? WTAF ! Nothing says successful day trader like taking cordial to your holiday home !!!

Hope that explodes under pressure in the hold and ruins everything !
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I saw something similar one time a poor guy with a large hold-all at the luggage collection with mousse coming out of top and over all the contents 🙈🤣🤣 I felt like saying ziplock bag buddy but I thought better of it lol
 
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MissWinnie

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I reckon they’ve gone somewhere today to kick start travelling. Silence on social media. Fools - they are clearly sh*tting bricks if they’ve left booking right to the last minute but know they have no choice if they want to keep the pretence up. Visa’s will expire & leases probably need renewing as well. I wonder if they’ve been called back because the house has been left occupied for over 6 months now? It all makes sense about the tax residents status being publicly declared as well - they expect the government to bail them out if they get stranded.
 
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VirtualSignal

Someone help me out here. How are they able to swan back to Dubai without paying back their huge debt to HMRC, and how the frack are they affording the air fairs (I’m sure they’ll be at a bargain basement price considering no one in their right mind would be going there rn).
Knowing the Clampetts, as the flight will be virtually empty, they’ll all be lounging across the seats, cos playing they’re actually in business class 🙄
 
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Dragon100

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Ziplock bags of protein shake powder in your hand baggage, what could possibly go wrong Sarah?
 
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elly199

Well haven’t been on here since last year and it seems like nothings has changed. The kids are still being exploited they aren’t getting an education. Also they are going to Dubai which isn’t a good place to go right now.
 
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Charlotte1993

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I just wanted to make an announcement to all you clowns that I will be having an extreme makeover today also known as getting a haircut 🤣🤣🤣🙈🙈🤣🤣
 
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Monkeymagic85

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Charlotte1993 said:
I just wanted to make an announcement to all you clowns that I will be having an extreme makeover today also known as getting a haircut 🤣🤣🤣🙈🙈🤣🤣
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Make sure you spend at least 5 minutes pouting into your phone, followed a secret special makeover reveal making sure your kin shut their eyes and squeeze out a few tears
 
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Charlotte1993

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Monkeymagic85 said:
Make sure you spend at least 5 minutes pouting into your phone, followed a secret special makeover reveal making sure your kin shut their eyes and squeeze out a few tears
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Sadly in my case it would be meh it’s ok and to the request to act surprised my brother would say p off you're such a loser 🤣
 
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Charlotte1993 said:
Sadly in my case it would be meh it’s ok and to the request to act surprised my brother would say p off you're such a loser 🤣
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I could shave all my hair off and my brothers would probably still say it looks the same as always.
 
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Sakkiedekock

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VirtualSignal said:
Someone help me out here. How are they able to swan back to Dubai without paying back their huge debt to HMRC, and how the frack are they affording the air fairs (I’m sure they’ll be at a bargain basement price considering no one in their right mind would be going there rn).
Knowing the Clampetts, as the flight will be virtually empty, they’ll all be lounging across the seats, cos playing they’re actually in business class 🙄
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Flights are full and expensive as only Emirates and a couple of other airlines are currently flying to the region.
Now if only someone would inform Dubai customs there's someone bringing in dodgy powders 🤔
 
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MissWinnie

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Sakkiedekock said:
Flights are full and expensive as only Emirates and a couple of other airlines are currently flying to the region.
Now if only someone would inform Dubai customs there's someone bringing in dodgy powders 🤔
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Don’t know anyone in their right minds who would decant power into food bags like she’s done. I hope she was pulled.
 
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