- Status
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
That's what she'll be like if any of her children ever stand up to her.
Just watched a bit of the hair transformation vlog, fatso must have forgotten the filter on herself in the mirror, she looked enormous 
. Love that for her!
Isla also looked just like her unfiltered sister!
. Love that for her!Isla also looked just like her unfiltered sister!
But Sarah doesn't like shrimp!!?!.I’m sorry but I’ve never come across such a selfish mother as lazy, I’ve always thought those children don’t get enough food but she said she had stopped to get lunch and the kids get a bag of carrots and a lollipop, she gets a wrap prawns and some kind of shake , where was the kids sandwich
So she's "carrying" into the UAE. I wonder how much time they have 'scored' (pun intended) before they are due to fly? Bloody hell, what with him being a p and her now a mule.....god help them.
She is literally acting out the famous saying: "Taking coals to Newcastle".
(Your username reminded me!)
She would take sand to the dessert
Why does Lazy's hair still look like she's cut it with pizza scissors and absolutely hanging with grease? Did the hairdresser just cut those bits at the front? Did the hairdresser wash her hair, or just wet it? That hair loss and hair thinning is down to poor nutrition and probably perimenopause, Lazy. Nothing to do with being post-partum three years ago 
Was rather amusing when she said the hairdresser said it was post partum loss so that’s fine it will grow back thickWhy does Lazy's hair still look like she's cut it with pizza scissors and absolutely hanging with grease? Did the hairdresser just cut those bits at the front? Did the hairdresser wash her hair, or just wet it? That hair loss and hair thinning is down to poor nutrition and probably perimenopause, Lazy. Nothing to do with being post-partum three years ago
She really is thick as mince, it’s 100% peri.
Of course they're going back to Dubai. Where else would you go with your new hair do and fresh nails than a war zone. A glow up good enough for a blow up
Lazy flexing how the nail worker
said she looks younger in real life. Shes hardly going to say you look years older is she you large wench 
Lazy flexing how the nail worker
said she looks younger in real life. Shes hardly going to say you look years older is she you large wench 
Can’t believe they’re going to Dubai but we all know why…
1. Running away
2. Content
Get the popcorn ready we could finally be in for that much promised “banger”
1. Running away
2. Content
Get the popcorn ready we could finally be in for that much promised “banger”
That spice mix you can get giant jars in Costco. But it's just garlic powder, paprika and onion powder with maybe a little chilli. You can get kilo bags of those in an Asian supermarket for a couple of quid but no she buys the Schwartz jars for that much each and tips it in bags. Thick as tit.
A glow up for a blow up has to be some kind of thread titleOf course they're going back to Dubai. Where else would you go with your new hair do and fresh nails than a war zone. A glow up good enough for a blow up
Lazy flexing how the nail worker
In all seriousness though, I hope for the kids, they don’t go back. He did say they hadn’t even booked flights yet. I still think they are up to something
My post partum hair loss is just the same as my normal thin hair (not thin but like inbetween the two)Was rather amusing when she said the hairdresser said it was post partum loss so that’s fine it will grow back thick
She really is thick as mince, it’s 100% peri.
I remember flat breads stuff with something, tuna baguettes on the beach and cheesy slop and lots and lots of eating out.
Jesus Christ! Imagine the sight of them in the airport? Creepy, Sarah and Colin with their arses In the air while airport security tells them to bend over and cough! Creepy crying into his beanie and Sarah screaming “It’s garlic powder.”Please please please take some white powder through customs in UAE
Seriously though who the duck takes 18 jars of chicken seasoning through the airport in a ziplock bag and whatever other seasonings. She’s mentioned one of them is white powder! Why are they even going if they can’t afford to buy spices, baby wipes and pg tips while they’re over there?
Imagine if it kicks off while they’re in the air and they get diverted to Beirut or somewhere and Isabelle gets stuck with the children and 8 suitcases while they’re both off having their arses probed because Sarah couldn’t fit the jars in the overfilled suitcases.
At least they have the baking heat of July and August to look forward to though! Sitting around the pool while it’s in the 50s. Faces like crispy gammon and Watching the missiles fly overhead.
Thought it was cheaper over there? It’s saying something when the brokies can’t even stretch to a pack of nappies in Dubai.Wtf is she taking to Dubai. They don't have shops in Dubai now?
View attachment 3983426
Also, so much bbq mixwhich she's just thrown into a baggy like it's contraband she wants to snort on the journey!
View attachment 3983430
View attachment 3983436
Mentalist.
- Status