AN EARLY MOTHERS DAY SURPRISE FOR SARAH!
Lazy is on a dealer hunt for a birthday present for Jace. She has already bought three things in the January sales but has no idea what they are. She tells Esme a fun fact - four years ago today she was due tomorrow on 19th March. He was 8 days late. The plan is to order everything today. Time lapse. She struggles with buying for Jace but the girls are easy as she can just buy them dolls. She didn’t know what to get for a 4 year old boy. He has been asking for a “rador” but Lazy has no idea what he means. It goes on your wrist so Lazy is trying to think of what cartoons he watches. She’s found watches but can’t decide between Spiderman and Batman so might order both. He likes them both equally. She starts talking about his presents right in front of him. Comment below if you want a birthday haul.
Now she’s going to make Easter nest treats for after dinner. Jace and Mila are stood at the island with ‘chef’ outfits on but it looks more like they’re wearing shower caps and have a job cleaning the local primary school. The ingredients are from Aldi. Creepstopher has eaten one of the bags of mini eggs. Jace screeches that he wants to melt the butter. Lazy films Mila eating the marshmallows and turns her back on Jace whilst he is alone at the hob melting the butter. She then turns her back on Mila whilst she films Jace eating some. He wants to eat them all. One thing I learn from this is Jace is terrible at listening to instructions. Lazy tells him that there are enough Rice Krispies in the bowl so he chucks the rest of the bag in. Jace scooped the Rice Krispie marshmallow mixture into the muffin tray whilst Mila wanders off out of sheer boredom - Lazy hasn’t really included her in this activity. They have to do two nests with reese’s cups because Creepstopher scoffed too many of the mini eggs. Jace wants to eat one now but Lazy says he’s eaten enough.
Esme and Isla have missed the garden as they love going outside to do role plays. Esme cleaned the trampoline yesterday. Halfway through the role play it starts raining.
Creepstopher walks between the DPD van and caravan to show us the sky. He forgot how beautiful the sunset is at Rosabelle Manor. The most beautiful sunset he ever did see my G’s. A birdie told him it’s Mother’s Day tomorrow so he’s off out with the whole tribe. Google calendar saved him.
Jace fell asleep in the van and it looks like he’s getting a bit too heavy for Esme, who has made Lazy something with crochet. Creepstopher wants to get her something nice from Asda. He needs a new deep bottom sheet for the bed as the old one has shrunk in the wash. There aren’t many cards left so they choose one with a chimp on the front for Jace and Mila to share. Creepstopher takes the piss out of the cards that say ‘Mam’ on the front because “that ain’t proper English”. Jace picks up a dinosaur book for himself. Esme gives Mila an LOL surprise ball. Creepstopher comes up with the idea of surprising Lazy with a new bedding set and candles tonight as a pre Mother’s Day gift. Lazy wants a McDonald’s breakfast tomorrow. Creepstopher chooses a bedding set that is more his taste than Lazy’s. Jace thinks she will like a sand timer. They decide to get flowers as Asda are out of Dairy Milk trays and Creepstopher is too lazy to trek to another supermarket. Isla's hair looks greasy. Lazy loves flowers but all the ones in the kitchen are dead. Creepstopher thinks he’s the ultimate romantic G with his flowers, bedding and maccies breakfast.
Lazy prepares a slop dinner of peas in parsley sauce topped with fish fingers, mashed potato and cheese. Fish finger pie. Jace and Mila are on their bikes. Creepstopher is mortified because Mila has chocolate on his top. He wants everything to be clean all the time and heads to the utility room. Jace is going through a fussy stage of needing encouragement to eat dinner. Talk through the recipe. Moan about fish finger prices. Creepstopher hugs Lazy and denies her claims that he hates veg. Lazy shows us Jace and Mila’s plates again that gently encourage them to eat.
Everyone is distracted downstairs with dinner so Creepstopher puts his stoooooonin’ bedding plan into action. Time lapse. He lights candles and surprises Lazy. There’s no way she didn’t see it before he ‘surprised’ her because she was stood right in the doorway. She has been downstairs wanting to go to bed. She and Creepstopher snuggle up in bed.
Lazy has been enjoying some me time. They’re about to watch part 2 of MH370 on Netflix. Creepstopher can’t breathe after running upstairs. Lazy doesn’t want to watch two parts tonight but he claims he cannot sleep without knowing what happened to it. A quick Google would probably reveal the answer. He says he couldn’t sleep last night. They need Netflix recommendations. They’re preparing for the Mila reborn Meet and Greet next weekend (which will probably be all about Jace and how many birthday presents the ifam will bring for him). He thanks all the ifam that threw their money at Hoseface Shittle for one of her freak dolls. It’s next Sunday. Hit up Shittle and get your place reserved.
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they do this everytime someone gets new sheets.
