The Ingham Family #175 Not all heroes wear capes, some wear life vests. We heart Kayak Paul

[PeachyJam]

Thank you to @Impleo for the title with the most likes!

These threads are moving so fast so here's a quick rundown but feel free to add more:

• The Inghams are coming back to Youtube a few days after the taking a break rant. They have to come back as Nana said they needed to stop taking her pension not give up on their dreams.
• They will do their vlogs different to usual. Speculation is a membership, patreon or vlogging every other day.
• Sarah thinks she has 1.3 million fans despite getting only 28 likes on her post and only managing to pull in less than 5% of the subscribers for views.
• Chris thinks that we all have hoodies and poster with his face on it. He doesn't realise the poster is on a dartboard.
• Mr. Kayak has graciously offered the Inghams a free water safety class! They have yet to respond...
• They where in a few news articles for endangering their kids but Sarah thinks that all publicity is good publicity. Even if that means risking kids lives, she can always pop more out right?
• Tattle is trying to discover what bush they filmed the rant in, does anyone recognise the leaves?

I was so shocked that Chris knew that we had hoodies with his face on it, I wondered if anyone had advice for washing them? I don't want to damage the print!!

 

[specialone50]

Thank you to @Impleo for the title with the most likes!

These threads are moving so fast so here's a quick rundown but feel free to add more:

• The Inghams are coming back to Youtube a few days after the taking a break rant. They have to come back as Nana said they needed to stop taking her pension not give up on their dreams.
• They will do their vlogs different to usual. Speculation is a membership, patreon or vlogging every other day.
• Sarah thinks she has 1.3 million fans despite getting only 28 likes on her post and only managing to pull in less than 5% of the subscribers for views.
• Chris thinks that we all have hoodies and poster with his face on it. He doesn't realise the poster is on a dartboard.
• Mr. Kayak has graciously offered the Inghams a free water safety class! They have yet to respond...
• They where in a few news articles for endangering their kids but Sarah thinks that all publicity is good publicity. Even if that means risking kids lives, she can always pop more out right?
• Tattle is trying to discover what bush they filmed the rant in, does anyone recognise the leaves?

I was so shocked that Chris knew that we had hoodies with his face on it, I wondered if anyone had advice for washing them? I don't want to damage the print!!

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yay well done Impleo brilliant youve got in the tattlers hall of fame

 

[hatetealovewine]

I've taken ONE afternoon off and this happens!!!

New Tattlers, please be patient and read previous posts. Always feel free to ask questions here, we are a friendly bunch.

The threads have been exceptionally quick, only happens when the Inghams duck up (actually regular enough).

Back I go to read through previous thread!

 

[Wilma57]

Hi ya Steve-o, father of creep-o.

 

[Otterwise]

LOVE the updated wiki. I'm new here so still finding all the hidden gems.

 

[specialone50]

I have a friend whos son was nearly killed when he was 5 in a swimming pool, he was in the corner of a swimming pool in Majorca the water wasnt deep and I believe when children drown they scarily dont make a sound , he floated around face down and his dad couldnt find him , he was in a corner behind a person and hadnt made a sound, he was 5 . He was given mouth to mouth and survived but hes severly disabled now , he was on local radio and went to the school I work in, his dad said it was a matter of seconds as he had turned around to see to his brother and it happened. That was in a pool full of people too so imagine what open water can do I shudder to think

 

[ChrissyPoo]

Hi Steve hows Prinny?

 

[Otterwise]

I have a friend whos son was nearly killed when he was 5 in a swimming pool, he was in the corner of a swimming pool in Majorca the water wasnt deep and I believe when children drown they scarily dont make a sound , he floated around face down and his dad couldnt find him , he was in a corner behind a person and hadnt made a sound, he was 5 . He was given mouth to mouth and survived but hes severly disabled now , he was on local radio and went to the school I work in, his dad said it was a matter of seconds as he had turned around to see to his brother and it happened. That was in a pool full of people too so imagine what open water can do I shudder to think

So incredibly heartbreaking. My goodness.

 

[Malcolm Conkers]

A big welcome to the new thread, and a bit of recognition to someone who’s been working their socks off behind the scenes, the ‘person not close to The Inghams, but employed by them to monitor social media’. You’ve certainly had to earn your money this week!

(Edit - just realised I said ‘money’. I meant wankets.)

 

[Disney_Wolf]

I have a friend whos son was nearly killed when he was 5 in a swimming pool, he was in the corner of a swimming pool in Majorca the water wasnt deep and I believe when children drown they scarily dont make a sound , he floated around face down and his dad couldnt find him , he was in a corner behind a person and hadnt made a sound, he was 5 . He was given mouth to mouth and survived but hes severly disabled now , he was on local radio and went to the school I work in, his dad said it was a matter of seconds as he had turned around to see to his brother and it happened. That was in a pool full of people too so imagine what open water can do I shudder to think

I am so sorry, that is absolutely terryfing. I'm glad the father got to him! I'm so sorry that it's left a permanent problems for the kid though. I can't even begin to imagine nor would I want to imagine what that situation must have been like.
See inghams, things like this is what Paul wanted to prevent. This and potentially worse from happening. I hope your proud trying to ruin him and getting your cult to send threats to him for trying to literally save your children x

 

[uwotmate]

I follow a cat on Facebook lmao and even he has safety equipment

 

[hatetealovewine]

Had a thought
Population of Minglanilla (In Spain) = 133,135
IFAM 20 (where they all watch the Inghams of learn English?)
Population of Cornwall = 565,968
IFAM 0
Population Loch Lomond = 15,168
IFAM 0

WHERE ARE THE IFAM???

Surely if the Inghams are so 'Famous' there would #INGHAM etc somewhere, each & every time they meet their idols?

The poor deluded Inghams are 'famous' in their own little bubble!!

 

[WilyKitWilyCat]

I have a friend whos son was nearly killed when he was 5 in a swimming pool, he was in the corner of a swimming pool in Majorca the water wasnt deep and I believe when children drown they scarily dont make a sound , he floated around face down and his dad couldnt find him , he was in a corner behind a person and hadnt made a sound, he was 5 . He was given mouth to mouth and survived but hes severly disabled now , he was on local radio and went to the school I work in, his dad said it was a matter of seconds as he had turned around to see to his brother and it happened. That was in a pool full of people too so imagine what open water can do I shudder to think

Ugh the making no sound thing, just reminded me- I was on a school trip (primary school), we were probably around 8. Went to these fountains in a park. Shallow enough to stand up in and wade through.

Was just crouching at the edge with another girl minding our business when I see a classmate head down just floating, her clothes soaked. No sound, very little movement or struggle. Because of that I actually thought she may have been swimming or something/knew what she was doing.

Thankfully I realised she wasn’t ok and alerted my friend who dragged her out. Her dad was called and I just remember her standing there absolutely traumatised.

I always feel guilty for hesitating. If it were any longer she probably would have drowned.

 

[lizzies]

I feel really sorry for the children though, without school they are really only existing in their parents deluded world. Unfortunately again they will have no real consequences for example they will still make loads of money from exploiting their children on youtube. They have been in the papers now numerous times and they have only made more money essentially. The sexual innuendo titles that sound like porn titles and YouTube do duck all scandal after scandal and YouTube do bleeping nothing. YouTube is bloody terrible to allow these family vloggers.

 

[thegreencow]

I swear Creepy fancies himself. He's so deluded in the image he has of us all. Thinks we're absolute wimps and low lives like himself. Well actually I would confront him if I saw him in the street, he'd be the one quivering in the corner with his 42DD moobs and greasy beanie. The only reason he never goes out without one of the kids is because he's terrified a real bloke will confront him.

@lemonelmo you mentioned these screenshots in the last thread. Took me a while to find them because they deleted the vlog from Youtube.

Anyway I'm off to bed now so goodnight all. So excited to get into bed with my brand new Chris Ingham bed sheets on and read Withering Heights. I'll be getting up in the morning and putting on my Chris Ingham hoodie ready for my coffee in my new Chris Ingham mug before I return to my parents' basement ready for more Tattling.

 

[Justlurking4]

If Creepy’s baby mamas were to get in a fight, would that make him...Malcolm in the middle?

 

[poultonlefylde]

From what I have read on the FB group it looks like Lazy is the one who is obsessed about her (non-existent) stalkers.

~~~Everyone is a troll, jealous hater or a stalker. She is world's most beautiful woman, a perfect mother and home schooling goddess whose handsome hunk of a husband has a tremendous fan following and woman-young and old alike!- have his posters on their bedroom walls. They live in a palace and look down on us peasants and trolls from their open ensuite bedroom's balcony patio.

Each summer all jealous haters unite and create problems for the mighty Inghams but with their wit they defeat us all and emerge victorious while we crawl back to our parents basements and continue our miserable existence.~~~


I am seriously worried about her at this point. Is creepy feeding into her delusions so that she doesn't realise the truth I.e. he is a lying serial cheater with moobs, who has single handedly ruined their 'brand'? Because let's be honest Creepy needs big Sarah to defend and fight his battles while he cowers behind his wife like a frightened mouse when someone (like Paul from Calamity kayaking) confronts him

 

[eloise b]

These threads are whizzing by just about caught up,LOVING the title yes we do Kayak Paul if he happens to be lurking hi Paul we think you are a wonderful human being

 

[Daisy dukes]

don’t know if this has been posted yet. Some if an trying to tell lazy that Paul was not being a troll

 

[eloise b]

don’t know if this has been posted yet. Some if an trying to tell lazy that Paul was not being a troll

she won’t shut up will she?? she bangs on about trolls and hate but what is she doing to Paul?? She needs to stop trying to ruin this mans business and life