Congratulations @Gilded Turkey
TLDR
- The Inghams are in beautiful Cornwall, but have spent most of their time on their campsite or in bargain stores, only venturing to the beach at 4pm.
- Creepy has worn his beanie for 66 days in a row.
- Still trying to say they're vegetarian but have been caught eating meat multiple times in the past few days.
- Two innocent moths and a fish paid the ultimate price after an encounter with the Inghams. RIP Margaret, Garfield and fish. Ingham wildlife murder total: 5.
- Lazy still seems clueless about potty training.
- Lazy has achieved everything she wanted in life; marrying a groomer, neglecting her kids, becoming a brain surgeon vlogging shopaholic and having an addiction to sugar. When she leaves this world Sarah Ingham will be remembered for doing nothing but sitting on sofas breathlessly talking to a camera.
- Baby Mila will be the final Ingham child. We'll see if that's true in a couple of years when the views have taken another hit.
- Creepy has been out shagg.... I mean skating, yes he's been out skating
Hi Steve, how's Prinny?
TLDR
- The Inghams are in beautiful Cornwall, but have spent most of their time on their campsite or in bargain stores, only venturing to the beach at 4pm.
- Creepy has worn his beanie for 66 days in a row.
- Still trying to say they're vegetarian but have been caught eating meat multiple times in the past few days.
- Two innocent moths and a fish paid the ultimate price after an encounter with the Inghams. RIP Margaret, Garfield and fish. Ingham wildlife murder total: 5.
- Lazy still seems clueless about potty training.
- Lazy has achieved everything she wanted in life; marrying a groomer, neglecting her kids, becoming a brain surgeon vlogging shopaholic and having an addiction to sugar. When she leaves this world Sarah Ingham will be remembered for doing nothing but sitting on sofas breathlessly talking to a camera.
- Baby Mila will be the final Ingham child. We'll see if that's true in a couple of years when the views have taken another hit.
- Creepy has been out shagg.... I mean skating, yes he's been out skating
Hi Steve, how's Prinny?
That'll be a sure sign that it's right.
so far this epic road trip is a pile of wank!!! 
