The Ingham Family #138 Making babies in the caves, so the next one can't be Dave's

[moimoi]

Speaking of making babies, I'm pregnant with my first, so I'm taking all my notes from Lazy.

So far I've got:

• Become a baby-led weaning advocate and ensure it's first real food at 5 months is Greggs pizza or Maccies
• When on holiday, leave newborn alone on the beach while I'm pissing around in the sea
• Look into creating a creepy replica doll for all the wrong uns out there
• Make sure to clickbait and allude to miscarriage at any opportunity
• Make sure my postpartum diet is exclusively 26 Twirls (preferably the orange kind, think I'll probably have to go on Ebay to stock up) per day and potato salad from the Spar
• Buy a dog bed for it to sleep in and ensure it never actually sleeps in a real bed for the first 1.5 years
• Never brush its hair for that matted look
• Pray to god it's not a ginger

Any other tips are welcome. xoxo

 

[HeyAmari]

Stop. Saying. Esme. Is. Dyslexic.
Get her tested for god sake. Stop inhibiting her from progressing by giving her colouring in sheets
She’s probably behind her level because her parents don’t know how to act like adults or care for their children.

 

[Abbvay]

Speaking of making babies, I'm pregnant with my first, so I'm taking all my notes from Lazy.

So far I've got:

• Become a baby-led weaning advocate and ensure it's first real food at 5 months is Greggs pizza or Maccies
• When on holiday, leave newborn alone on the beach while I'm pissing around in the sea
• Look into creating a creepy replica doll for all the wrong uns out there
• Make sure to clickbait and allude to miscarriage at any opportunity
• Make sure my postpartum diet is exclusively 26 Twirls (preferably the orange kind, think I'll probably have to go on Ebay to stock up) per day and potato salad from the Spar
• Buy a dog bed for it to sleep in and ensure it never actually sleeps in a real bed for the first 1.5 years
• Never brush its hair for that matted look
• Pray to god it's not a ginger

Any other tips are welcome. xoxo

I'm pregnant with my third but can assure you we all have a lot to learn from the fantastic parenting of the inghams.

I have learnt that all baby clothing should have the child's name on it. Because you might forget?

Always talk in a silly baby voice so the child will never develop a normal speech pattern.

Be very afraid if they keep saying caaaaa to you.

 

[MandyMoo52]

why does his chin look like Homer Simpson’s mouth?! I’m crying

why does his chin look like Homer Simpson’s mouth?! I’m crying

why does his chin look like Homer Simpson’s mouth?! I’m crying

 

[moimoi]

I see that bad back of Chris' is really causing him problems lifting that ridiculous table...

 

[PeachyJam]

"Everyone always comments on my hair and how nice it looks"
Thanks for tonight Sarah, I needed a big laugh!

 

[Impleo]

Cottage cream??? Isabelles education is going from strength to strength

I realised the other day that the homeschooling, funschooling family of 6 don't have a single bookshelf in their house. Plenty of plastic bins of tat, but not a single shelf filled with books.

Tells me everything. Terrible parents

 

[ChrissyPoo]

Oh, here we go. Another bloody surprise

- Good morning? Your clock says 12:20. You're only just opening the blinds? Lazy as fuck.

- That sleepsuit fits perfectly. What is she on about?

- Bored stiff here

- Why does Isabelle not know how to cut a carrot?

- Still bored. Skipping all this gifted shit.

- Creepy trying to be passive aggressive after being caught out during quarantine?

I think that has to be the most boring vlog they've ever uploaded.

 

[HeyAmari]

No. It’s not. How many vlogs have we seen you go to asda or primark for bedding! Never once has this place been mentioned

 

[All da toys]

So which one of you 10 jealous haters are in your PJs? Her royal trampiness Princess Skank of Bradford thinks we all spend our days in our pj's judging her!


She really is a dipshit if she thinks she only only 10 haters.

 

[Potatoesandsoup]

Don’t know if it’s been mentioned as need to catch up once two chatty children are in bed but....
If my hair was falling out and I had 1036373 cold sores I would seriously be questioning what on Earth was going on with my body and trying to seek some sort of professional advice???
They’re becoming a totally isolated ‘cult’. Fair enough COVID has prevented a lot this year but she NEVER gets her hair cut, Covid or not. They don’t interact with anyone except themselves and granny Jane and Steve (hi) (+ a few vulnerable ifam online) and they have no experiences outside of their family circle.
I have tried recently to not comment for my own sanity but I’m just sat here thinking about it all.....
I have a 9 year old and she LOVES going into school, socialising with her friends etc. And when I was 15 I would barely be in the house. My friends were my priority at that point in my life.
Wow there is a lot that could be said, my brain can’t take it. Those poor children. Those unintelligent, controlling, manipulative and idle adults. One of their most awful traits is not being able to take criticism of any sort,,.. even those from people trying to help. It’s very strange. They think they are so superior. They never seem to reflect and take responsibility for any potential moments that could have been handled differently. There are plenty of ‘influencers’ who have made mistakes, addressed them, apologised/ reflected and realised there’s room for education on thei part.... not the inghams. The people who are the reason they have a platform are belittled, manipulated and blamed with passive aggressive sarcasm. Weirdos

 

[nattis]

You are a little late this year Sarah How can this be surpising the girls you do the same every year. Last year was on nov 14. the year before nov 12

 

[Glennie]

Mmmm interesting if this is true then why not just report to Police

 

[BD10Massive]

The Ingham Family #139 - On your marks! Get set! Go...to B&M, Poundland, Morrison’s, Aldi, Home Bargains, Pound Stretcher, Asda....

 

[Flowerstar68]

Here's the reply I got, I wish more companies were like this

 

[JustHereForTheAgriculture]

Speaking of making babies, I'm pregnant with my first, so I'm taking all my notes from Lazy.

So far I've got:

• Become a baby-led weaning advocate and ensure it's first real food at 5 months is Greggs pizza or Maccies
• When on holiday, leave newborn alone on the beach while I'm pissing around in the sea
• Look into creating a creepy replica doll for all the wrong uns out there
• Make sure to clickbait and allude to miscarriage at any opportunity
• Make sure my postpartum diet is exclusively 26 Twirls (preferably the orange kind, think I'll probably have to go on Ebay to stock up) per day and potato salad from the Spar
• Buy a dog bed for it to sleep in and ensure it never actually sleeps in a real bed for the first 1.5 years
• Never brush its hair for that matted look
• Pray to god it's not a ginger

Any other tips are welcome. xoxo

Congratulations to you
You seem to have done a very lot of research which will no doubt benefit Baby & You (by Sarah ingham).
If I could add just one thing. Remember to claim your child wears a much smaller size than they actually do. If people think baby is small, they’ll assume you too must be small to have such an iddy biddy baby. And then you won’t have to put an effort into your diet or exercise. Just as long as you can say you waved him off to his first day of school in the onesie he came home from the hospital in, it’ll all be fine

 

[Porkiepies]

The new merch with cartoon images of the family look a very lot similar to DVG merch.

I get times are hard and many use payment plans but I'm of the opinion if you need a payment plan to buy YouTube merch then it's beyond your budget and not a must have. The way Sarah shouts out about the payment plan makes me so mad, no one should have debt to allow him and her to continue being a snooty herpes infested chav and smug cheating prick, acting as if they're above everyone else.

Also hearing Isla had used crusty lips' lipstick made me cringe. They should know not to use their mothers make up because of how infectious herpes is.

 

[Abbvay]

So which one of you 10 jealous haters are in your PJs? Her royal trampiness Princess Skank of Bradford thinks we all spend our days in our pj's judging her!


She really is a dipshit if she thinks she only only 10 haters.

Have been in my PJs most of the day, and I do judge her. Maybe she means me (how exciting that she's noticed me).

I was however dressed to take the kids to school, go shopping, came home did some baking, cleaned/tidied, washing all before she was likely up for the day. I also shower and wear clean clothes (and PJs!) everyday. I did get dressed again to go back and get the kids, I just don't like wearing real clothes all the time ok?!

Not that I have to explain myself to all you haters and trolls.

 

[leni18]

This may be long winded but hopefully makes sense.
Lazy take yourself back to your vlog the day you got keys to your home. How excited you were in the van and getting the roller trays, 100% genuine excitement and rightly so you had just bought your 1st home. Rewind again to the day you went to Miller homes how you both gloated you was buying a 5 bed that was huge, you took your camera shopping for your new bits, big bulky lights, furniture as you said it was a really big house, roll forward to collecting keys and going in the excitement of showing us this grand big house had died from a few hours before. This is due to you realising your big massive house wasn't as grand as you had fooled yourselves. You over said the camera wasn't picking up Just howbig it was on many occasions trying to convince yourself, if you loved it snd it was big enough you'd of wanted more time there, spending money you claim to have on it.
The moving of rooms prove you can't afford to move and your story about the lady crying at your door was bullshit. If you had money we all know you'd be gone from that house.
Sad thing is that is a nice house but you can't fit in it because you greedily take so much off of people and clutter it with tat.
Why would anyone cry for your house many similar houses in area for the price.
So full of bullshit and self importance it's painful. Having Ingham down your Christmas tree proves the point how much you think your it. Just Google your own surname why advertise it anymore.
Stop believing your fooling others it's only yoyrselvesyour trying to convince. Even hide your body and photo shop it to convince yourself your thin when we know already your big and lazy. Fake

 

[Neck lace]

Sarah in her photoshopped size 10 glory
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That is one strange left leg!