He could pass off as a butch woman from afar
He could pass off as a butch woman from afarIs there something about his meds that reduces testosterone, because girlfriend has curves?!
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Sorry to hear you’ve been poorly. Hope your starting to feel better. Thankfully no masks yet !!Oh my, I’ve been away for some time! Due to a spell in hospital being a very much poorly tattler. I am home now and grateful of the huge catch up to pass the time. I just wondered if she’d started producing baby and me masks yet?
I think there’s been trouble on the Seacroft estate todaySeems ex-BFF Nikki has had her tyres slashed. Reports of two middle aged men dressed in ‘unusual’ clothing seen leaving the area on roller-skates are unconfirmed.
It's only a matter of time before she starts producing the masks!Oh my, I’ve been away for some time! Due to a spell in hospital being a very much poorly tattler. I am home now and grateful of the huge catch up to pass the time. I just wondered if she’d started producing baby and me masks yet?
Ah ,great to see you back again.Hope you are feeling much better ,and recuperating well at home.XxOh my, I’ve been away for some time! Due to a spell in hospital being a very much poorly tattler. I am home now and grateful of the huge catch up to pass the time. I just wondered if she’d started producing baby and me masks yet?
The tits on him!My absolute lord.
Here's Creepy hanging out with all his friends in their favourite dogging spot.
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Oh my god he's creepy looking! How can one man be so creepy? He freaks me right out! Everything about him is just creepy! BLEAUGH!Skipped to the end. Watch Chris looking at himself in the viewfinder (or whatever it's called), every time he does it he pulls his creepy Insta narc face. Such an insecure weirdo.
Look at these exact times, see him look at himself then as he looks away his face relaxes, then looks back again and does it all over. He's so wrong but so funny.
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Still doCan someone with local knowledge confirm Lazy used to live near a place called ‘Idle’? I am in an euphoric stupor at the prospect of her becoming double-barrelled.
‘Mrs Lazy-Idle Ingham’ is proper upmarket/posh. Well up there for her imminent relocation to swanky new pastures.
Creepy would feel paranoid being in a field with someone else but he’s perfectly happy to be in an Ibis hotel room with a young fan.SURPRISING THE GIRLS WITH THEIR FIRST DAY OUT IN MONTHS!!
Lazy whispers that she has a surprise for the girls and screeches for Isabelle to come downstairs.
The girls are sat on the sofa. Jace starts moaning and Lazy asks for his dummy. Isabelle picks him up and puts him on her lap. Lazy says her and Creepy got up early and decided they're going out for the day. They're not sure where but Lazy has some orders to do for Baby and Me. Whilst she's gone she wants the girls to make a picnic. Isabelle thinks she will cry. Lazy says it's ok for the girls to feel fed up, She's been feeling fed up and she feels guilty because people are dying and risking their lives but she is safe with her family and incredibly lucky to be in the position they are in. The kids haven't left the house in two months and they're so used to not being home at all. They're used to travelling and going out everyday. It's very rare that they would be at home. Lazy feels guilty but she is fed up and it's ok for the ifam to feel the same. It's ok not to feel grateful so today the Inghams are off for a picnic. They're going to find somewhere quiet because Creepy would be paranoid if he was in the same field with someone else so they will find somewhere where they're alone. Lazy if off to the office for an hour whilst the girls make the picnic. She says Jace hasn't been anywhere in England whilst he's been walking.
Isabelle doesn't think she's ever been so excited to go to the reservoir. She shows what she's packed in her bag; she is going to get some cool photos of her stones and rocks. Now she's going to make the pack up. Isabelle spreads mayonnaise on bagels and adds ham, cheese and cucumber. She cuts up oranges and apples.
Creepy opens the front door, walks out, closes and locks it. He walks to the car and says it feels weird. Jace isn't used to be being in the car because he's been kicking off. Fingers crossed no one is there. Footage of them driving around.
Creepy films a car park where they were hoping to go. It's full and he says there will be nowhere to go whatsoever. It's rammed. It's Swinstey Reservoir, one of their favourite places to go. They haven't been there since last year. It was rammed and no one was social distancing. No one is social distancing anywhere. Random people are stood having a chin wag in the street and Lazy says it's because they're fed up. Creepy says people need to get a grip and follow the rules. Anyway enough of that rubbish - they have a another place 10-15 minutes away. It's remote, really remote.
They've arrived at destination two. There was a family there but they left when the Inghams arrived. Lazy walks down the path a little and shows us a spot behind a stream. It didn't enter Lazy's head that the place wouldn't be safe for Jace so the family left for no reason. The Inghams have set up their picnic in front of the stream instead. Esme puts down Lazy's playmats as picnic blankets. It's the perfect place for Jace and Prinny to have a wander.
Jace fell on a nettle. She didn't know he had fell on a nettle so she took his hand and he pulled it away. Lazy looked at the hand and saw a thorn, a little nettle thing and they pulled it out.
Footage of Jace playing with his cars and walking around the field.
Creepy says the first thing they did was get the picnic out and he thanks Isabelle. She did a 'banging job'. Jace throws a sandwich on the Baby and Me mat. Drone view of the field.
Lazy says Jace is being the sweetest. He's been walking around saying 'oh'. Isabelle says it's the perfect place to take photos. Lazy pretends to be shocked when Isabelle tells her she bought a bag of props with her. She has bought a little lava lamp. They had a delicious lunch but Lazy says she forgot the pringles. Creepy said he had one job. Well maybe you should've checked Creepy, instead of spending your morning messaging teen girls.Everyone in the family loves a crisp in their sandwich to stop the sandwich tasting soggy. Cackle. Isabelle has had some spiders on her. It was a money spider. They laugh at some sheep. Creepy cuddles Jace and Lazy says he looks tired. Lazy has forgot what she's saying. She thinks Isabelle is becoming very Yorkshire. Lazy does an impression of her but ends up sounding like a farmer.
There's a cute stream nearby so they're going to go down there.
Creepy says the place is stunning. Lazy tells Jace they're off to have an explore. She helps Jace down the hill, then tells Jace to look. Esme remembers the stream being a lot bigger and Lazy tells her to jump across. Creepy tells Jace not to get any ideas and asks if he was to go in there. Lazy lifts him down so his feel are in the stream. Drone view of the area.
The girls take their shoes off to go in the stream. Isla loves the ripples in the water. More drone footage. Creepy tries to do a gang sign, More drone footage.
Creepy was saying to Lazy that this kind of place would've been his worst nightmare before lockdown; coming to a place where there isn't much to do and where they're just chilling in the sun. Creepy would hate those days because you have to think about what you're filming. I thought you vlogged for the memories, Creepy.But today its like the best day ever.
Jace has bought a biscuit to Lazy but he's not having it because he's had his lunch, rainbow drops and a rich tea biscuit. He bought the biscuit to Lazy but she didn't give him it so he's turned around and sat straight in front of her face. Jace stands up and walks back over to Lazy. Creepy asks what Jace has. Lazy asks if he wants some cucumber because it's gone warm and it's disgusting. Jace doesn't want the cucumber and wants the chocolate. Lazy has uploaded an Intagram story of Jace and the girls. Lazy tells people to follow her and Isabelle. Jace grabs the orange juice.
Lazy has zoomed in on Isabelle taking photos. She loves photography and has a great imagination.
Isabelle comes back and says a fly flew up her nose and touched her brain. She says she got a photo of a fly on a flower. Isabelle shows us it. Jace is having rainbow drops for the first time. They're cheap and only 10p a bag. Lazy cackles about a tree joke.
Timelapse of driving.
They are back home and watching the first space launch in a long time. Comment down below if you watch it.
Unfortunately they had to cancel the launch due to the weather and Creepy is devastated. It's happening on Saturday now. Its history in the making. NASA are ending a rocket into space for the first time since 2011 on a new rocket system which is really, really very good and reusable for space travel. Isla says they're going to the ISS. Creepy s a space geek. On he and Lazy's honeymoon there was a satellite launch and they got up early to see it. They got there to see it and it was by chance their honeymoon fell at the same time. Hi Steve is a bigger space geek than Creepy and he was excited They got there but it was cancelled too due to a hydraulics problem. Creepy can't imagine how the astronauts feel. Lazy is excited to watch it on Saturday. She's not massively into space but doesn't realise how into space she is until something like this happens.
Lazy has had the best day today. We saw that they did it in the safest place possible. Seeing Jace walk in a grassy field for the first time was the best thing ever. Doing it before COVID would've been one of Creepy's worst nightmare and they didn't have to stress themselves out thinking of something to film in the house. Lazy kept checking to see if any of the children has caught the sun but Lazy herself ended up catching it. She had factor 50 on her back but its burnt. Jace didn't have much of a nap today but he's been a good boy. He has his wooden robot.
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A young woman called Ellie, maybe?He could pass off as a butch woman from afar
If you go on the insta of this wizzle planet and click on the notices you'll find they have been liking her posts for over 12months and even granny Jane has liked them so it's not a recent thing but getting more extremeI’ve said it’s Chris from day dot and nothing will change my mind.
It is why none of them are concerned.
I can’t put myself through watching their daily slog but I notice this in every still that’s put up on here. I just don’t get what he sees? He’s way way up there on my vomit inducing fugly chart.Skipped to the end. Watch Chris looking at himself in the viewfinder (or whatever it's called), every time he does it he pulls his creepy Insta narc face. Such an insecure weirdo.
Look at these exact times, see him look at himself then as he looks away his face relaxes, then looks back again and does it all over. He's so wrong but so funny.
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