“The Ick”

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Yeah. I used to work with a guy who went off to the toilet at 10am with his newspaper every day. He was strangely proud of himself.

He should be VERY CAREFUL, reminds me of this story.

A Man's Rectum Fell Out From Sitting on the Toilet Too Long

Read this one off the throne

www.menshealth.com

 

[ComeForTheX StayForTheY]

Nobody's ever asked me to "go for a walk." Because I've never heard that before, I would probably take it literally and show up with my dog and poopy bags

Haha and rightly so
The last time this happened it was pouring with rain, how is that a first date vibe...

 

[PrincessCharming]

Fingers in food

 

[ChloChlo]

I was once talking to a guy would end every answer to me with ‘girl’, e.g. I’d ask where do you work? ‘I’m a carpenter girl’ ‘what you been up to today?’ ‘ not much girl’ like ew how is that going to make me want to go out with you??
And the dangers of meeting someone on a dark nightclub dance floor...daylight tells a different story

Was he scouse?

 

[ChloChlo]

@ChloChlo Did you know he was creepy when you set her up?

I have dumped guys for being ill- it’s so unattractive, isn’t it. Someone earlier posted about it all going downhill when the guy caught a cold. I couldn’t agree more. They are so wimpy about it as well!

I’ve also had guys give me gifts they’ve either found around their house or were meant for someone else. One man tries to give me a advent calendar (one of those ones with mini make up products in) in July. My ex brought me a used gift bag filled with stuff out of random Boots smelly boxes. Another one gave me a bottle of boxed wine and some weird vitamins, supposedly to help my child survive Covid.

Shamelessly yes but he wasn't axe killer creepy. He was just too sickly sweet creepy, too nice, too serious, didn't have any banter in him at all, was desperate for another relationship, his missus had only just left him and gotten into a new relationship which he wouldnt shut up about either, so he was clearly looking for a rebound. Very off putting. She is as hard as nails and takes shit like this on for kicks.

 

[NaeDebates]

How did you meet coffee date guy? An app?

Yeah tinder!

 

[birdiefly246]

I've lurked on this thread and some of the things on here have me in stitches!

Sorry, I've just got to ask: so, after offering petrol money & him saying no, how much did you insist on giving him anyway? If the climbing centre was 100 miles away and you chucked a fiver in the cup holder of his Corsa, I reckon he was just having a laugh saying he'd buy you a side order!

so the mountain is about a 25 minute drive and I gave him £10. I didn’t offer face to face as he’d already told me no via text so I just snuck it into the sidedoor And text him later on saying it was there. I initially thought maybe it was a joke but the way it was typed wasn’t jokey if that makes sense

 

[birdiefly246]

So I went on a 'date' (dog walk) a few weeks ago with a guy and wasn't overly keen, but thought he could've been nervous so have kept messaging him. Over the last week or so I realised that I just didn't fancy him so have been gradually replying less and less, but he keeps double/triple texting me and not taking the hint... ick. What do I do to let him down gently?

Just say that you're not in the right place for anything more than friends right now because of xyz and that you wish him the best.

 

[petitspois]

Amen to all of that!

 

[Bellaboo83]

Check out @theladymanc Instagram stories tonight.... Some bad bad date stories which are making me laugh

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

I cannot cope with :

-When a guy has his shoe laces pulled really tightly (I always think its indicative of personality)
-Cheap shoes

We are the same person

 

[Perfectsmile01]

I love this thread

Same

 

[Sparks]

I asked my husband what his icks are, I've paraphrased them:

- Girls that only eat a salad in front of their mutual friends/family, then trough a bucket of fried chicken when they get home. (His ex)
- Girls that constantly take selfies, or all him to take pictures of them
- pouting
- Fake eyelashes
- Hoop earrings, or any other large dangly earrings
- Forever victims (when nothing is ever their fault, someone is always doing it to them)
- Using the bathroom with the door open
- Expecting to be eaten out, but having an Amazon forest down there (said he once got hair between his teeth and he was too icked to perform)
- Hairy armpits/legs
- Girls that agree with everything he says and have no mind of their own
- Foot rubbing/toe licking (I can attest to this: he's jumped out of bed before when my foot rubbed his leg)
- (we have this one in common) dates that have the pallet of a 5 year old in general. Their plates have no colour variation, they only eat brown or white foods (chicken nuggets, chips, bread, rice, etc)
- fake boobs that look like they are bolted on (he says he'd rather have a natural a-cup over a bolted d-cup)
- girls that can't get out of their heels and go for a hike
When their stomach is bigger than their boobs and they are not pregnant
- girls that "forget" to take the pill unless he constantly reminds them
-dishonesty

I really like hoop earrings and wear them all the time. Or dangly ones. Good thing I am married

 

[HowlOwl]

First time poster here, but this thread has made my day!
I was recently dating a guy who didn't have the courage to kiss me until the 3rd date, and then I noticed he had girly little hands and Megan Fox thumbs. Gave me the ick straight after and I could never speak to him again!

I had to look up Megan Fox thumbs ... toe thumbs!

 

[Sparks]

This one has said he would marry me too

Maybe it was the same Lad

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

This is the worst! Like they think sending a shitty message is suddenly going make you want to reply faster to the needy idiot.


I had an "ick" the other day, my Tinder date for that evening sent me a pic of himself at work that day, he's got a very very well paid professional job.... And these were the shoes he saw fit to not only wear, but to photograph to impress me

Foot fetish? Shoe fetishism? Why the shoes?

Ooooh those scuff marks, so sexy

Hopefully no skid marks.

Major ick.

 

[37BBL]

Saying "I've gotta go for a piss"

I had a proper thing for a guy I worked with a few years ago, thought he was the best thing since. Had a meeting with him and half way through he stands up and said 'I'm just going for a wee'
Put me right off. ICK!

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

I don't think Matt is ready to try dating..
I just showed this to my husband who said "Fucking hell. Come on pal sort it out"

Matt isn't afraid to comitt - he just won't.

 

[Sheeeet]

I was on a date with a guy years and years ago. We were only 17 and I wasn't sure if I really liked him. He sulked when I beat him at bowling, then when we go to his he decided he needed a shower (slightly odd), stripped down to this pair of burgandy y fronts and then screamed when he found a bee in the shower. I left as soon as he was in there.

This makes me wonder if you went out with Stath Lets Flats

 

[Brony1312]

Urgh said guy from my post has just messaged me "evening Mrs ... what are doing friday night?!?!?!" Ive already told him that im not going out with new ppl while this is going on. I'm sticking with the same people ive been around since lockdown.

He just had to stress that it was "as friends" when i said no

EDIT: Ive told him as my mum is finally coming home from the hospital/respite(shes been in since march) im not spending anytime with new people because i dont want to put her at risk.......hes now asked if i fancy going to his for a chinese.....ffs what part is so difficult to understand?!?! Oh and I now have a pic of him in his boxers and socks because he has lost weight.........my vagina cant be anymore sealed.

Girl block that man. Xo

A guy I’ve been dating sometimes goes really off if I take longer than half an hour to reply. He will send me messages like ‘busy then’ ‘where are you’ when I reply saying what I’ve been doing he will reply ‘where have you been’ ‘no worries I will leave you to it then’ this is even when he’s at the gym so shouldn’t be too focused on what I’m doing when he’s busy himself??
What do you all think this means?

Hes jealous af & probably hits women on the downlow