“The Ick” #3

[Definitely Maybe]

I live in a flat with a video intercom, my fwb came over the other night and I got the ick when I saw him just standing outside, looking lost, waiting to be let in

So did you 'do the deed' or not ?

 

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Men on electric scooters ......just hideous

I've been seeing a lot of them about in our town, lately.

 

[Emerald37]

Men who drink vodka and tonic

 

[House of Tea]

Men in Slip on shoes

Especially

Men who cant do casual. We are currently allowed to go more casual with how we dress in work as no in person meetings. One bloke is incapable of doing it, his version is to not wear a tie but keep all the buttons on shirt closed. And dear god the office shoes that click when he walks about the building.
He makes my flesh crawl.

i sometimes work in central London. I have seen a few guys in shirt and tie and jeans combo. Obviously only willing to go casual around their bottom 1/2.

 

[BetsyGreen]

I hate him so much View attachment 803321

I hate men like this who have no sense of humour. There is absolutely nothing less appealing that a guy who takes himself too seriously and can't laugh at himself. Wit and a little self depreciation is hot.

I hate the selfies and the pose. It screams insecure loser. I hate the fucking meaningless word salad he's spouting. And thinking he's doing us a favour by somehow educating the masses.

Bullet point 5 on his list makes me gag

 

[Gloria Rostron]

Met a bloke on Twitter during what I can only describe as a mental health crisis and period of mania. Travelled to the other end of the country by coach to stay with him for a week. First day there...Sunday dinner at his mum's place. I don't even know YOU yet, why would I want to meet your mum?

Also he insisted on wearing two condoms.

Lucky one didn't slip off and get stuck!

 

[LaurieLaurie]

yes!?

I keep finding them.. Roll over and there on my pillow or sheets I mentioned it and he was so embarrassed

Finding black hairs in your bed when he's blond and you're ginger: small, curly ones....

He’s dark haired.. Blames all on him haha

 

[BillieR]

A guy I was seeing at uni did this

Chris Martin and Keir Starmer give me a massive ick

It's Chris Martin's long floppy hat

 

[HowlOwl]

The shock face was for the last part. 15 years with my husband and I will still run the tap if he is anywhere upstairs

Me too, and open the window if required… nobody else bothers!

 

[Onthehop]

Hell's Angels, onthehop's not hopping on your bike!

Haha! Yes

 

[petitspois]

I salute you.

I have done the same but I find it hard to feign enthusiasm. Mostly because I think deep down they know it's a sham.

oh yeah, not sure what my face was giving away for sure.....

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Ok Ok I apologise! I have leggings that have a side pocket in them.

Agreed. I don't own leggings with pockets either so I'm not going to tuck my phone into my sweaty waistband or my sports bra either

This isn’t related to sweaty sports bras…. How did it go with the guy with the flat cap ?

 

[Evabee]

I was on the phone to the Council today. The women on the other end of the phone kept calling me 'my lovely.' Being male, I was flattered. To be fair, she couldn't see my face, though....

Is your pfp Elizabeth Enzo?? The racist girl from twitter who got kicked out her student Union?? No hate I just thought I recognised it

 

[Phoenix Lazarus]

You are quickly becoming my fave tattler

You're very kind!

 

[Sardine]

And, I'll add as a man, if you are male.

Or a porn star from yesteryear

 

[LaurieLaurie]

Once seen, never forgotten

I think Arg can be considered a bit pear shape. I know he is very overweight (but losing it courtesy of surgery) but even when he was slimmer he carried a lot of weight on his hips and thighs.

One of my close lad friends is a pear shape

 

[HowlOwl]

Do you mean staring with both eyes into one of yours, then doing it to your other eye?

Yes, I‘m not sure I explained it properly - looking quickly from one eye to another (or the puppy dog stare is another type of looking.)

 

[Blue pumpkin]

New thread

"The Ick" #4

New thread - Old thread https://tattle.life/threads/the-ick-3.19807/

tattle.life

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

@TapToBoreMeRigid what did you get up to on your week with him?

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Once seen, never forgotten

I think Arg can be considered a bit pear shape. I know he is very overweight (but losing it courtesy of surgery) but even when he was slimmer he carried a lot of weight on his hips and thighs.

Oh yeah. Now you mention Arg. He had chunky legs.