The ICK #11

[VC10]

Someone on a dating app has liked me and that’s one of his photos. lol

Run for cover !

 

[ShopTilYouSlop]

A scarf wearing man, but with just a shirt on.. wear a fucking cold, nothing worse than an adult who doesn’t dress for the weather. That said I don’t mind shorts wearers in cold weather. As long as they are wrapped up

A man outside on a cold day in just a scarf and shirt and nothing else will definitely be cold!

 

[lucyloo11]

ASMR by any chance?

Yeh apparently my hubby says that’s what it is … but I hate it !!!!

 

[Happy Lady]

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[ellecatx]

Omg yes

These men are my type

 

[pommynoir]

This suggested follow can fuck right off my Facebook timeline. I count the icks as:
“Can’t take me anywhere”
Monkey covering eyes emoji (x3)
I’m a fucking lunatic, me
He’s a total legend
More emojis
Making menopause your entire personality
Being an immensely irritating loud person on public transport
Posting it on Facebook where you’ve made a page about how you’ve made being irritating and menopause your entire personality

He looks like he could be blind, probably don’t even know what he’s holding ffs.

 

[Danielleintheusa]

I see you and raise you ‘lil man’

My co-worker calls his daughter "lil woman" and I want to ralph
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My co-worker calls his daughter "lil woman" and I want to ralph

Quoting myself to add: Daughter is THREE YEARS ILD
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My co-worker calls his daughter "lil woman" and I want to ralph

Quoting myself to add: Daughter is THREE YEARS old

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Harris Dickinson pouting.

 

[cwymmie]

Omg that reminded me of a tiktok I saw today.
It won’t let me share it, so here is a screenshot

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Triple wipe with 1 piece of tissue?? This is so awful!

 

[VC10]

Hahahahahaaaaa

 

[pommynoir]

Adverts for lip products where they’re being applied to lips with filler. Looks like they’re painting two slugs.

I can’t tell they’re filled just look like big lips to me. I must be oblivious half the time

 

[Thank(space)you]

The Haka.

What is it? When I Googled it came up with a dance but not sure that's right

 

[Captainmouse]

People that blow their nose with a sheet of kitchen roll

10 extra ick points if they do it loudly then leave it lingering in a full kitchen bin where you might brush your hand on it or it falls out when you open the bin

Go to the toilet, and blow it quietly on loo roll and flush it away ffs!!!

Loo roll? Kitchen roll? What’s wrong with a tissue?

 

[coriander]

people that won't eat something because of 'the texture'....tf is wrong with you

 

[Wolfshead]

I had to google that but agree. Fucking disgusting.

Me too. Huge ICK!

 

[ShopTilYouSlop]

People who put their pronouns in their email signature.

I saw a production of The Mikado last year where they took the piss out of that in the Lord High Executioner's song (for those who aren't familiar with it, it famously rips it out of the irritants of the day by sending them up for potential execution).

He's got they/them on the list, and they/them'll none of they/them be missed...

 

[mozzarellagirl]

Really? My little finger is dodgy, but I thought it was osteoarthritis. I'm worried now.

Well have you ever had Syphilis?

 

[pommynoir]

People who don’t shower daily. And then try to defend it.

I actually can’t. Haven’t had a shower today because I’m hungover and in bed but I feel fucking grim.
Where as my nanny showers every couple days and she smells like talc and rose petals permanently I don’t get it.

if you don’t shower do you have a council wash for your bits? Because surely that is more effort than jumping in the shower?

 

[Closedeyes]

Anyone doing that “big bird. Sesame. Big minge energy”. Feck off!!

 

[TapToBoreMeRigid]