The ick #10

[JadeyJ]

Our local Facebook group is full of busybodies who like to shame bad drivers complete with pictures of dodgy parking etc. The men posting screenshots of the Highway Code and links to YouTube videos about the correct way to merge is giving me the major ick Please get a fucking life.

 

[cwymmie]

Americans who refer to pasta as noodles

 

[Islawight]

My husband went to a rock gig last night and they put a little paper wristband on him. He still had it on this evening couldn’t find any scissors, apparently. Same drawer they’ve been kept in for years. I feel like his mum

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

You have to choose one to wear everyday for the rest of your life:

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3.

4.

 

[GBNI]

I’ve just got off a plane and I have three icks.

1. People who listen to music/films/whatever without headphones on a plane.

2. people who stand up in the aisle as soon as the seatbelt light goes off.

3. people who stand in the aisle as soon as the seatbelt light goes off but don’t get their bags from the overhead lockers until they aisle is clear in front of them, despite being stood there for 10 minutes with room to get their bags down.

I probably have more

How about people that can’t seem to understand the rules of security and wait until the last minute to start taking liquids etc out of their bags

 

[Elisha97]

I can’t explain why.. but a man riding on a bike. It gets worse if he has a helmet strapped right under his chin, or he’s balancing his manbag somewhere. I don’t even need to go on to explain how I feel about Lycra, or cameras on helmets

 

[DrNooo]

Men who do karaoke and take it seriously, closing their eyes and scrunching up their face when singing the high notes.

 

[DrNooo]

Septum piercings that sit wonkily and make it look like someone has a bit of snot dangling from their nostril.

 

[Hastaggifted]

I know this is random but wall hung toilet brushes someone's just posted pics of their new bathroom with one. They are disgusting enough as they are without being attached to the wall

 

[Foxvint]

My husband's just ordered milk as the drink with his Maccies breckie instead of coffee, tea or orange juice and it's given me a hefty dose of the ick.

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

Posh people give me an ick that I'm sure it's written all over my face. Thinking specifically of two colleagues of mine. The way they carry themselves in an overly confident, almost imposing way that verges on arrogance. Its silently implied that they think they're intellectually superior to others and more interesting people. I just get the ick whenever I interact with either of them

I can't stand this either.

On a side note - I think it is important to humble people sometimes.
Say - 'wow, nice jumper, is it Primark?'

 

[mozzarellagirl]

an old friend is messaging and he said something (that wasn't funny) and then said "made you giggle tho?". he also said "tehe" and the word cuddles

he's 31

 

[IGiveUp22]

I was exchanging a few messages with a guy on insta and then his insta got hacked which gave me the ick
I don’t even know why but I just imagined him flapping his end trying to sort it out and that finished me off

 

[DanaScully]

Slightly related to the holding a knife like a pencil, I get major ick when someone is writing and holds their pen in their clenched fist, sort of like how a two-year-old holds their crayon when they're maniacally colouring in.

 

[Crabbypatty00]

The idea that Leonardo DiCaprio rapped to his friends at his 49th birthday party.

 

[petitspois]

I have also seen wolf blankets, for those not willing to commit to the intensity of the fleece
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OMG flashback to Uni and getting off with a boy who had one of those on his bed. I sobered up and fled. I have far more wolf clothing and soft furnishing encounters in my life that I initially thought.

 

[HoGi]

A man taking ages to study a menu in a restaurant before making his choice and then going for the most boring, standard thing on the menu.

This is my husband. He will look at it for ages but I would bet my life savings that he will chose either the burger or fish and chips.

 

[WetFish101]

A women I work with always refers to money as "pennies". We just had lunch, I ordered it and let everyone know how much they owe me. She said "I've sent you some pennies". She is planning her wedding, but is conscious everything wedding related is a lot of pennies. Gross.

 

[ElChanguito]

I get the biggest ick whenever anyone writes sex as 'seggs'

“Bewbs”

 

[Foxvint]

Men who vape cos why are you walking around addicted to fruity air.

Men who eat kids food like ice cream and petit filous.