The ick #10

[HoGi]

My husband just got the Meta Quest 3

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

Anyone describing something as “wicked”

 

[Shinythings]

OMG we do that all of the time

Nooooooooo! I can't bear it

 

[Eeeww David!]

Why men say they’re good at hugging.

It is a very challenging thing to do

 

[HelloStereo]

I had a friend years ago who dated a morris man. I remember getting second hand ick from the entire thing.

Was he elderly?

 

[Ensay]

Men with mullet hair combined with dad glasses and the sex offender moustache. They look like they wouldn't be allowed near a schoolyard. Worse if also combined with curtain patterned button up shirts. Why is this a trend again?

Yeah, Paul Mescal seems to have adopted that look at the moment and I don't think it does him any favours.

If he had a decent haircut and either shaved, or just had a trimmed beard he'd look so much better.
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I don’t know if this has been mentioned before but I saw a bloke today pushing a pushchair/pram/notsurewhatyoucallit with a dog in it

I see that more and more now. Recently there was a couple who had their dog in one in a cafe and they were treating it like a child. Then when an actual child on the next table reached out to pet it, they snatched the dog away and gave the child evils.

It was hard not to burst into laughter at this odd couple acting like a child would harm their silly little pampered dog.

 

[Ceelea]

Men in glasses. Sun glasses are fine.

It’s really hypocritical of me because I have the biggest glasses going so I look like a young Deidre Barlow in mine

Hmm...

 

[Captainmouse]

Definitely. I mean we might be called Mumsnetty for this opinion but I think they're rank and I'd rather not have them at all

These are ok

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@dovelist beat me to it

 

[Mamacita]

The fact he set up his camera to film himself

It's the dancing, lip syncing and cringe facial extensions for me, ugh

 

[Reality_tv_lover]

i'm actually not sure if it's the hair or the fact he played Ken which is very unmanly his singing in Barbie and the clothes etc he wears means my crush on him is over

 

[Reality_tv_lover]

My friend used to know him through work and said he’s an absolute miserable grumpy git

Ooh, that lakes me feel better. I would 100% have him down as a cunt

 

[sassmaster3000]

Was he elderly?

Quite the opposite - this was when we were teenagers!

 

[Warpaint]

The followings words:

• Bulbous
• Curd
• Fester
• Fetus
• Gurgle
• Jowls
• Maggots
• Moist
• Mucus
• Munch
• Orifice
• Panties
• Phlegm
• Roaches
• Slurp
• Squirt
• Vomit
• Yolk

Squidge

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

A man commenting on Youtube videos

 

[ShopTilYouSlop]

Men who tie their laces by tying together two big loops. Know what I mean? It’s so juvenile.

I didn't know you could do it like that!

 

[Eeeww David!]

I can't explain it but it looks like his torso is on backwards

Yes!
And then he’s shit his pants.

 

[ShopTilYouSlop]

It's so weird with alcopops. All the adverts in the 90's and 00's seemed imply they were targeted at men, yet hardly any men drank them at all.

Teenagers drank them!

 

[Laughingforlife]

There seems to be an increasing amount of pictures of blokes standing in doorways! What is that about? They think they look all cool, but they really don't. Why do men do that?!

 

[emerald]

Guilty as charged!

It’s OK, I don’t shave my pits which makes me “grim” apparently an ick is an ick!

 

[Murphygirl]

Men who say 'Hiya'

Along with that little circular hand wave