The ick #10

[it’s not been changed?!]

Oooh yes, but for me specifically men who put salsa dancing as an interest on their dating profile.

That’s exactly where I got my ick from 🫣

 

[Thank(space)you]

Men who own dogs and make it their entire personality.

Ditto with house

 

[capriallie]

they look really cumbersome to carry around, like why would you want to be lugging it around in the streets, on the tube, bus or whatever?

I have a fake Stanley cup from temu and everyone at worked ripped into me because it’s so bloody big! it lives on my desk mind, I cba lugging that thing around

 

[EffingDust]

I gave myself the ick last week.

I’d not been well and had a shitty cold/virus/plague. All I really fancied was that Yop drinking yogurt you get in a bottle which was amazing and was just what I needed but new ick unlocked: adults drinking yogurt out of a bottle. I’m ashamed of myself

Long as you didn’t lick the lid

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

French manicured toenails.

Especially the little toe!!

 

[Reality_tv_lover]

Men with trolley tokens, especially if attached to their keys

Men who ask me at work to unlock them a trolley because they don't have a pound and they are feeling their pockets

 

[Hollie Day]

Dunks on anyone over 25

 

[ElChanguito]

I keep seeing gymrats in their Instagram selfies, and when you look close enough, they have varicose veins on their (shaved!) legs

 

[petitspois]

Men wearing denim jackets with the sleeves cut off.

Have you seen this ‘in the wild’? My god

 

[ShopTilYouSlop]

Men who try to impress women by doing a Donald Duck impression.

It worked on Daisy and she's a babe.

 

[Reality_tv_lover]

I'm too busy wearing my black t-shirts with wolves in the moonlight.
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Oh god I couldn't handle that

 

[Mamacita]

How do you clean your shit stains tho? Genuine question

I use the duck thing with the flushable pads. Does this still count as a toilet brush?

My shit don't stain

If by any chance it does, flush like mad, put some bleach down etc.

Are the pads genuinely flushable? Aren't they dodgy like wipes?

 

[Jyhy1110]

My friend the other day said he has the ‘Tism’ as his dad about 6 months ago was diagnosed as autistic, now he thinks he has it and harps on about it all the time! major ick when he hasn’t even been diagnosed, keeps saying he socially awkward, don’t look him in the eyes, when he never had any of these symptoms before

plus also insulting to me as my sister has been through hoops over the years to get my nephew diagnosed, he’s now 9 and finally got a diagnosis

 

[mindlessness]

The worst emojis used by men are as follows -

Oh good point. The fire is much lower on the list than these horrors!

 

[Hollie Day]

Bobble hats on adults

 

[Islawight]

That's on par with camo and a high viz.

That’s exactly what I’ve said to him. He used to be into skateboarding when younger and has just never changed his fashion

 

[Grizzlybear]

If it's any consolation, I was the biggest ick going when I was 17 and had eyelashes on my headlights. Un fucking forgivable behaviour

I did a right snide cackle at this, you wrongun!!!!

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

Men who own collapsible keep cups

 

[BearOnChair]

Oh god, ketchup residue and the lingering smell is revolting, I'm so sorry. I do have ketchup on veggie hot dogs but that's the extent of it and I leave nothing behind.

I always leave a clean plate, too, I can't understand how people can leave a messy plate or bowl with food left all over it, major ick. I'm told I'm the odd one...fine by me.

It might be more bareable if he did that and loaded it straight into the dishwasher but he doesn't and leaves it on the side. He's second out in the day too so it lingers all day until I return

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

That's just reminded me of a date I went on, he couldn't decide what he wanted so asked me to choose his food and drink for him. It was a first date so I had no idea what he liked. I was choosing between two dishes so he ordered the one I didn't and got himself a vodka because I did even though he didn't like it. Such an ick.

Did he drink the vodka?! Like why would anyone behave like this - had he never been to a restaurant before?!