The Chateau Diaries #92 Yucka yucka, snort, snort.

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I am not Stephending (that includes the Pethericks), however I know from personal experience that heating old buildings can be a tricky issue, in particular when you have to maintain some historical elements. Even worse when you have high cielings and monumental staircases, that would be the Pethericks case, not mine, and neither SJ's: her place has farmhouse dimensions, with those low cielings, which should make heating easier. So, there is a difference between nearly freezing, and heating just enough to be confortable wearing thicker winter clothing (which is fine for me). In SJ's case there seems to be a major problem in the whole heating system, she should scrap it all, and start again, she would have the money for that.
I understand the technical issues but that they knew beforehand and should considered it if they can afford it. I just believe to have a comfortable warm home is more luxury than bying an expensive car or brand clothes. Freezing just screams poor to me no matter if you have an expensive parfum on or fancy shoes.
 
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i agree..i think though its very difficult for snort to be witty in a language which isnt his motherlanguage..Its very different..in the Netherlands being witty and giving some nasty remarks, just as a joke... is easyly seen as not polite.and rude...we dont have that kind of humor..we can be very direct though ;)
But you manage to be both wonderfully witty and charming in what isn't your first language! 😘
 
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I've gone back and watched it again and haven't changed my opinion on it being British humour. There"s no way Annalise would be helping him with the tree, his project etc in the vlog if it was anything else. He would be on his own.
IMO YES of course Annalise is a gem and a fine woman…. But……and I’m going to be brutally honest here……she needs to get her weight under control. I’ve been there and done that. I was up to 210 during the tail end of my miserable marriage. Even though I am considered to be a beautiful woman I was treated with disrespect by a bloody alcoholic husband. She needs to look after her looks. She’s a young woman and her husband is lurking about with Jarvis whom I wouldn’t trust as far as I could throw that scanky body of hers.
 
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Nahhh. It costs nothing to be tidy, and do a clean-up now and then.
His kitchen looks immaculate now and he seems to regularly sweep up his renovating area.
I'm all for a tidy house but after my recent shatoo renovations and Christmas looming it feels like I have a mountain to climb to get my house back to normal and people are clamouring to see the finished product!!! Inside I am screaming aaaggghh and want to bolt the door and pull up the drawbridge until I get my house back to normal. I don't know how people cope with renovating especially if it is constant. Wonder if I'm OCD 😄😄😄
 
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Ouch... !!

I know that there are cultural differences in setting a table between UK / US / France and other countries but I had never seen a table set this way (Afternoon tea vlog).

I'm not a specialist but the tea spoons don't seem to be at the right place for any of these countries... And why a "normal" fork for this ?



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Yet another table setting where the china does all the talking, I’m sorry but Antoine could have set this table. I think if you need to vlog then find something that you have a talent for, I’ve not seen enough of your musical ability but if that’s your skill go down that route as this just isn’t your forte, sorry mate
Nooooo! Please spare our ears!!!
 
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I think I prefer Phyllis's portion size, though. (Greedy bugger reporting for duty). Might have to start baking. 😄🌭🍰🍥
I hear from the vloggers you are able to get seconds of the sandwiches and scones. 🤤🤤🤤
No need to desire La Lande's perverted take on the classics. ❤
 
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Another tattle advent rabbit hole .. scones and clotted cream

That wasn't mincemeat, it was just sultanas
it didn't even look like they had been soaked in any alcohol
if they had they should have stirred the mix first

Blaggers! the lot of them

TBH I think snorts' table settings are pants, more flash than substance .. he does come across as a lot more pleasant and chirpy than MOLD though
 
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O.k. so lets break this down.
I refuse to watch Phyllis....though I am tempted to see how fast be continues to mumble...watched the first one but as soon as he said, " I'm Phillip". ( no last name???? Who does he think he is, Madonna? Cher?) And " I live in a chateau" ( not, " I live off my old girlfriend in HER chateau") and could not continue giving him a view....

But. Is the doofus going to do a video once a week???
He has done.
1. Vomit inducing Thanksgiving table
2. Brunch breakfast table with the wrong spoons, no placemats of table cover... ( saw pics on tattle)
3. Brothel tea table....no twigs....or so has been said on Tattle

So we have Christmas, new Years eve, Boxing day???? Then what??
He is gonna run out of special occasions and ideas sooner rather than later.

No vlogs if he goes to South Africa or Venice.

I hope they are unable to travel.
They will kill each other stuck in that dump all winter with no one to film freezing like ice cubes.
I also refuse to watch this train wreck. I actually do not wish him any ill will. He is so young and looks a bit like a fish out of water. I mean, whatever. Like many millennials 🙄 the thought of an actual job ( apologies to any on here) is just an anathema so, ya...😒 sure, go live off your gf and set a table but jeez Google that tit 1st. 😳

I understand the technical issues but that they knew beforehand and should considered it if they can afford it. I just believe to have a comfortable warm home is more luxury than bying an expensive car or brand clothes. Freezing just screams poor to me no matter if you have an expensive parfum on or fancy shoes.
Thank you. Freezing while you stand there in your loubs and have your millions of of properties....
 
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I wonder if he is refering to this weird orb/reflection...
I've been watching the same last 10 seconds for a while, and nothing out of the ordinary appears...
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I've seen something like this when watching someone on You Tube. I checked the comments to see if anyone else noticed but nothing so I went to the optician but I was fine. I wondered if it was dust motes but the person was sat there talking for a while and not moving and these orb like things were coming down behind them and zig zagging in front of them. Still dying to know what it was.
 
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In one of her vlogs, I guess in October or November, Snorts and Andi were preparing for the merchandise to sell for Christmas and SJ was not allowed to come in the room to film it, because it had to be a secret. Maybe they will present it in one of the upcoming advent diasaters? Or we can add it to the list of things f**cked up by BJJ.
People can get a download, but they’ve missed most of the holiday spending. Ineptitude.
His kitchen looks immaculate now and he seems to regularly sweep up his renovating area.
I'm all for a tidy house but after my recent shatoo renovations and Christmas looming it feels like I have a mountain to climb to get my house back to normal and people are clamouring to see the finished product!!! Inside I am screaming aaaggghh and want to bolt the door and pull up the drawbridge until I get my house back to normal. I don't know how people cope with renovating especially if it is constant. Wonder if I'm OCD 😄😄😄
Congrats on finishing! We renovated our home over a 4 year period. I will never do it again. Ppl were constantly stopping by wanting to see the progress.

If they have a gift, let them in, if not feign a headache. 😏😉🧐
 
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We've heard that SJ is not that fond of physical activity, so if she is willing to have a partner like BJJ who may be bi or gay, she might be better off settling down with MPK as a live in "best friend". There is far more chemistry between them than there is between her and BJJ. They are a bit closer in years and he has slightly more life experience than BJJ. Despite his many failings, he has got a sense of humour which BJJ does not appear to have, except for his poor attempts at schoolboy puns. MPK brings far more life to SJ's vlogs and he has more talent with filming, etc. They could have an open relationship whereby he could be allowed to go off to Spain occasionally but she might also be able to reign him in a bit. They look much better together and although he also does patronising spiels about things he knows very little about, he is far less annoying than BJJ! I think both he and SJ are very similar in many ways and he may be better for her in the long run. Does anyone agree? I know Heathcliffe won't!
...I agree to a point...but eventually they would both feed off of each others inherently snide and nasty character traits...or lack thereof...and it would become unbearable to watch them...for me anyway. they already are beginning to look very aged and sleazy together...it will get more prominent if they were to grow old together. one person needs to balance the other out...differences in a couple are healthy and keep each in check when one may go to far...these two are far too much alike. they will end up attacking each other once they alienate everyone else from their sordid and wretched lives. it would get ugly...real quick...👿
 
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Ugh. Forward it onto the man who... ugh. And I want a real pool and a natural pool and a moat and a tennis court and a pickle ball court and a pony and a unicorn and a goat and a ..... and I don't want to take care of any of it because I'm a total asshole 😁 wtf
"Interesting" as in, I find it interesting that someone came to tattle here who says they emailed stephanie about this n that. Interesting!
 
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In one of her vlogs, I guess in October or November, Snorts and Andi were preparing for the merchandise to sell for Christmas and SJ was not allowed to come in the room to film it, because it had to be a secret. Maybe they will present it in one of the upcoming advent diasaters? Or we can add it to the list of things f**cked up by BJJ.
Even if it is revealed soon, it is too late for anyone to get an order delivered before Xmas! I do not expect that anyone there would be capable of turning orders around quickly! What a missed opportunity.
 
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