The Chateau Diaries #80 Kaboom! The dutch boyfriend is outed.

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I remember your Halloween story! Spooky!

And the fact that Dan had to come from his house to help!

Psychic T Rex, what do you see for our SJ's love life in the future? (Please predict Sir Snorts leaves soon!). 🤣
Unfortunately, it's not pretty- Snorts has planted his feet in place (and brought his grandfather's china collection with him)- he's going to do/say whatever he can to keep her under his squirrel-y spell for as long as he can, and manipulate this situation to his own gain. The only thing that can save our dear Charlatan at this point is for someone more manly who loves Spode, Limoges, and Toile and whispers undying love into her ear to tear her away from her support squirrel- which, is probably not going to happen. Hopefully, the lightbulb will eventually go off, but, alas, the electric is in shambles in the Shitoo, so the lights are quite dim.
 
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Is she actually a nice person Clara? I always thought she chose her friends based on what they could do for her, but is she as nice as she appears on camera or is it all an act. After this deceit I no longer feel I know her.
I don't get where this "deceipt" comes from. She said from the beginning she wouldn't be discussing her relationships, which seemed to imply that there were some going on..and she was terrible at keeping them hidden. If anyone felt deceived by this "discovery" of their relationship, it's because they wanted to be. You had to be work really hard at keeping those blinders on. It was obvious very early on

On the surface she would indeed appear to be a nice person. I mean, she does not say bad things about anyone in public and has a kind word for everybody. The fact that she is always kind and cheerful does however instantly spark the thought of it all being an act, fake, a show. It might be charming for a while, but her behavior gets old and boring real fast and nobody in her entire entourage actually listens to what she says anymore, for this reason. There's no sincerity, no deeper immersion and it really shows, even on camera and even edited by herself to make it look as normal and cheerful as possible. It's no act, in a sense that she's just not able to behave differently. It feels like an act though, always, because it is not fed with any genuine emotions.
By your description, if it is entirely consistent, than that could just be her genuine self. And then that would then suggest that she isn't fake, but just not capable of a deeper feeling or deeper relationship that others may have.
I find that a bit sad. But if you've never had it, then you don't miss it I suppose. If that is truly her personality, once again, it isn't intentional deceipt, it's a flaw of character... A certain lacking of depth? I find it interesting.

This is how one generally conducts oneself when the charlataine gets lucky once again. Nobody knows how long it will last, so best not to focus too much on it during normal daily conversations. Behind the scenes is a different story, with more tongue in cheek gossip but some serious plotting as well. It's not a very friendly environment unless you are emotionally stable, self-assured and without high ambitions when it comes to sharing in SJ's reign.
It really sounds like palace intrigues from a historical fiction novel!

I can’t imagine the scene of him trying to kiss her. It’s soooo awkward
Flappy lips and all.
 
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I just watched Marie’s latest instalment. What a lovely village Haworth is. Certainly like walking back in time. I hope she thrives there as it seems to be a positive change so far. I did wonder though are there a fair amount of younger people there that are more her age. Nicky certainly seems to have taken her under her wing.
Manor & Makers video a collection of shorts.
I agree 1 million percent! Haworth is so delightful and picture-esque! I feel like Marie is at home there, and has found an amazing set of surrogate parents who have taken her under their wing! I think this is exactly what the lost girl needed, as the transformation of Marie and her attitude speaks volumes! Nikki is incredible- she's really taken to Marie, and treats Marie like a daughter- and whilst Marie was rolling her eyes enroute to pick up a sofa, you can tell she loves Nikki like the mother she's never had.
 
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I wonder if this relationship is the reason Stephanies Mom has not come back to the Chateau.
I just don’t understand what the attraction she has with Philip, wonder what her friends really think of this.
Philip is so unattractive to us because he's extremely submissive and unconfrontational, nobody wants to be with a pushover, not really, unless there's something wrong with them. Only a narcissistic person who never wants to be challenged will want a partner who does nothing but deliver exactly what they're told to deliver. Normal people want challenges so they can grow in their relationships. Philip is not challenging her.

The age gap is not important except in a sense that maybe if he'd be older (I assume he's never dated and probably a virgin before entering her orbit) he could protect himself better. Maybe his grandparents also encouraged him since they're her fans and who could be more wonderful and perfect for him (just like parents pushed their sons into Michael Jackson's bed. I know, I know, the comparison is harsh but I want to bring a point across. The dynamic's the same. Same goes to her fawning fans.)

Now when the secret is out in the open and her vlogs will never be the same, she'll grow bored with him. Secrets can be seductive and certainly play a role in their relationship. It's been a fun game hiding it but now when it's over the attraction will start to fade.

I agree 1 million percent! Haworth is so delightful and picture-esque! I feel like Marie is at home there, and has found an amazing set of surrogate parents who have taken her under their wing! I think this is exactly what the lost girl needed, as the transformation of Marie and her attitude speaks volumes! Nikki is incredible- she's really taken to Marie, and treats Marie like a daughter- and whilst Marie was rolling her eyes enroute to pick up a sofa, you can tell she loves Nikki like the mother she's never had.
Wow, good for her!
 
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I just had 22 pages to catch up on! Wowsers!!
I'm in the Rockies for a mini break with the husband!
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Thank you for taking us to Colorado with you, @Beau Monde ! It is so incredibly beautiful! I do hope you get a chance to ski/snowboard! If you make it to Breckinridge/Alpine/Copper/Vail, please feel free the shout out, "This is for YOU, T Rex!", as they are my favorite haunts!
 
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I don't get where this "deceipt" comes from. She said from the beginning she wouldn't be discussing her relationships, which seemed to imply that there were some going on..and she was terrible at keeping them hidden. If anyone felt deceived by this "discovery" of their relationship, it's because they wanted to be. You had to be work really hard at keeping those blinders on. It was obvious very early on


Flappy lips and all.
It is the lengths she has gone to in order to keep it a secret, there is a difference between private and secret, this was the latter. I don't know anything about Nick and Marie's relationship but I do know they are in one, that is being private.
 
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Can someone please remind me what Sir Snortsalot job title actually is? What is the bull job description SJ gave him to keep him at the Shitshow and in her (*vomit*) bed?

Any guess on how much he gets paid?
 
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oh my god, the hair, the beard, the outfit.. we could be so lucky by now. So much in love. I would tenderly swipe away the strand of hair teasingly hanging over his eye. And then.. And then…

😭😭😭😭😭😭

One of my all time favorite movies! Thank you for sharing that. And the music , dreamy…
 
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He knew all along. That's why P is his enemy! P took MPK's Advent fun away. The ultimate insult. LOL

I mean come on, loins were sparking more than a year ago. I posted the pics here long ago and you can find them on Insta and screen shots on YouTube. Anyone intuitive KNOWS. You can feel it, you can taste it, you can smell it. EWWWWWW GROSS.

You were all nearly in the room when it happened.

Some of you will remember the very end of a video where SJ and PJ were, I think, clinking wine glasses? Some mention of falling in love in a shaky voice? There was a look on a face that isn't faked.

Around the same time, PJ takes the pic of SJ with her long legs exposed at her desk in her bedroom. And around the same time, SJ posts a pic of PJ in Halloween get-up trying to look all sexy and feelin' it, feelin' himself. That is the PJ she was seeing at the time. Says a LOT.

Fill in the blanks. Are these just captures of moments that last a split second? I don't think so. What leads up to these pics? What comes after them? Why the decisions to post them? Don't you think posting those was a decision made together? I do.

He was all up in her ... errrr, social media at that time already. So of course this is a joint decision to post the pics and leave a suggestive ending to a video.

After that, for whatever reason, they decided to keep it private.
 
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OMG ...... I cannot stop seeing his lips ! 😳
Not to mention his extra long snout oh and his pompous attitude and his clodhopper way of running and the desperate need for conditioner…uggggg He really gets on my last raw nerve.
 
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Can someone please remind me what Sir Snortsalot job title actually is? What is the bull job description SJ gave him to keep him at the Shitshow and in her (*vomit*) bed?

Any guess on how much he gets paid?
He’s her vlog editor ✍

As he’s a virgin editor ✍ not a lot
As he’s a virgin chef 👩‍🍳 not a lot
As he’s a virgin designer 👩‍🎨 not a lot
As he’s a virgin upholster 💭 not a lot
As he’s a virgin tripod 🎥 nothing
As he’s a virgin licker 👅 priceless

He’s gone where no known male has gone in decades 😈
 
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Seems like the perfect way to distract the patrons from asking hard hitting questions about the state of the renovations. Though do they actually ever ask questions? They seem content with whatever she does, or rather does not do...
egggggzactly!!!

Also I thought she said PJ was paid to do her social media. Look at the state of her Instagram. How good is he at this job? What job exactly has he been doing? We all now know ... why don't Patreon people ask about that?
 
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It is the lengths she has gone to in order to keep it a secret, there is a difference between private and secret, this was the latter. I don't know anything about Nick and Marie's relationship but I do know they are in one, that is being private.
It's more akin to SJ driving Selmar's van around the village with a "Free Candy- Lonely Lady" sign on it. Oh vey, and she picked up a useless vagrant half her age who claims to love ALL the same things she does. Why on earth did not Mummy or the troupe of exes (who are owners) shut it down? ("But we don't have to pay anything- the YT channel is doing so well! We're made!") Guess what, idiots- this is going to become one of the many nails in the coffin of her channel. Her religiously devoted zealots were already questioning her extravagant vacation and the Christie's vignette's (paid on your dime, viewers, as our Charlatan was on a "pay to play" deal with Christie's.) Her and support squirrel's vignettes proved to be a hot mess. So they returned to Europe, "Our vignettes were HOT on Christies!" (Did no one tell them, "HOT MESS!?!?") "But, I I live a paarfect life in a paarfect Shitoo!" The home is literally falling down because she fails on basic upkeep of the substantial systems. There has seriously got to be a point for Amaurie where he says, "It's far too broke. Natti, get in the van. We're outta here!"
 
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why don't Patreon people ask about that?
Mmm 🤔
Excluding the patron lurkers(😈) that exist .. as they do here on tattle (🎈)

Your asking about ppl that do not engage with normal culture .

They exist On a planet 🌎
we observe with (mostly contempt) without any means of visible financial support ..

They are a race of ppl that means Stephanoligy is no fluke on earth
SSB is amongst her tineey tiny ppl

Living their best life … for free 🦔 having being bestowed emperioral
Gifts 🎁 to aid her in her journey

Been said here on tattle

Welcome to the CULT of Stephanoligy


😈
 
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Thank you for taking us to Colorado with you, @Beau Monde ! It is so incredibly beautiful! I do hope you get a chance to ski/snowboard! If you make it to Breckinridge/Alpine/Copper/Vail, please feel free the shout out, "This is for YOU, T Rex!", as they are my favorite haunts!
But if you really love T-Rex @Beau Monde , you'd dress up as a T-Rex to ski/snowboard! 🤣 🤣
 
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Note what's not answered. What does PJ's family think?
Can you hear 👂

The sound of silence …..


My guess is … it was akin to winning the lotto
He’s housed
Washed
Fed
Entertained
And it doesn’t cost them one cent

That’s a sign from the other side - granny still steering that ship 🛳

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Granny picked a true carer for her hedgehog 🦔- she’s let’s him out for a wee Before her first cup of tea 🍵
 
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