The Chateau Diaries #79 Tales from the Lalande Crypts.

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He is indeed. The secret is out, long live the Dutch Boyfriend!
So she has a paid escort with a squirrel fetish, slept with her college volunteer/employee and patrons don’t see a conflict of interest? Not only do I think she will regret this choice but also have buyers remorse.
 
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The thread name!!

It was the Superfan who wrote the awful song. She overlaid it with lots of Lalande footage.
The cringe-fest barf-asode song.... it was EPIC.... but truly- new thread name "Dutch Boyfriend" or "Duct Tape & Chewing Gum" (as in its all held together with)
 
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I for one am very happy that the secret is out: yes, lovely patrons of she-who-will-now-shout-even-harder-from-the-balcony, she is using your money to pay her lapdog and the only things getting restored in the process are milady’s bodily pleasures… I still hope the paying guests get free earbuds when they book a room because they will need them.
 
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I for one am very happy that the secret is out: yes, lovely patrons of she-who-will-now-shout-even-harder-from-the-balcony, she is using your money to pay her lapdog and the only things getting restored in the process are milady’s bodily pleasures… I still hope the paying guests get free earbuds when they book a room because they will need them.
1600 euros would have done something for the facade on the crumbling farmhouse

Not introducing her romper Dutch boyfriend… whom as according to cat … tweee interior taste 👅
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While Stephanie has a Dutch boyfriend...

The two Petherick a$$holes brothers found their new Austrian toy.

Poor Alexander.

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I for one am very happy that the secret is out: yes, lovely patrons of she-who-will-now-shout-even-harder-from-the-balcony, she is using your money to pay her lapdog and the only things getting restored in the process are milady’s bodily pleasures… I still hope the paying guests get free earbuds when they book a room because they will need them.
i dont think the guests need those earbuds...her pumani has dried out already..and his nuts never came down...
 
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they must be FUMING that "british tv" got to hear the announcement before them! fuming but they can't say it or they'll be called "one of those horrid people from that horrible website"
We can only hope they ask questions. But I just don't know, they have bought in so hard on all the SJ stuff, I'm just pessimistic they won't just accept any easy explanation. "We weren't ready to go public." "It was a misunderstanding with C4." And the patrons will say they deserve to have their life private .... blah blah blah. I'm THRILLED that it is out, and I hope it came out without their ok ... but will it really change the insane fandom?
 
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So she has a paid escort with a squirrel fetish, slept with her college volunteer/employee and patrons don’t see a conflict of interest? Not only do I think she will regret this choice but also have buyers remorse.
Buyer's remorse? 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Don't you know the French name of laLande?
Chateau Bûyeer remorseé.... she has a whole chateau to fill with her mis-buys....
Also do you know an anagram for château ?
-->(Remords) d'acheteur 🤣🤣🙄🙄😂😂
 
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Alexander seems to like it.. i think they underestamate Alexander...he has his agenda...wait and watch...

I thought he did too ... and let's admit it, he's made Biffy's vlog the most entertaining it's been in a long time. He was awesome and the party and now this too, he's the star and they need him!
 
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