The Chateau Diaries #79 Tales from the Lalande Crypts.

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Is it tattlers daring to criticize Philipp on YT? If yes, you are brave souls, if not, we should try to recruit them. I'm really starting to get allergic to him and his dubious taste, those awful tea towels and tablecloths should disappear forever in the attic narnialand.
 
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Whoever was showing off behind Stef in kitchen did not meet with the approval of the one who was filming because he didnt lift the camera! Nor did he film the kids even though they could be heard so they were there! Noone is allowed to take away the focus from Steff!
 
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Wow. SJ was even more manic than usual, if that is possible. Who the hell starts "deep cleaning" their kitchen in the middle of a party? Or was that a result of her poor editing?

Anyway, all prepped for the kiddies coming Trick-or-Treating, as soon as the sun sets.

Here's my treats!
 

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OMG .... the woman is driving me mad! :mad:
There she is in the kitchen talking in her wild crazy way about "cleaning the kitchen for winter" when NO one is there , scrubbing some thing with a old rag and I am screaming at her ... "What about those bloody cakes you are making?"
Oh the Butter Saga .... oh I bought such a big old wad of it - so fun - so crazy and then the sponsored egg thingy . Oh she was like a four year old about it and then....... while doing all that rubbish , Dan has two big bowls of chicken (I think) and he needs to "get on with it" but nooooo....... out comes parcels with foam heads in them!!!
I mean..... you could not make it up !

Sadly Squirrel Boy and his snorts are back too.
 
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Poor rich girl Miss Hoffman in the background looks a bit out of place at Lalande's Halloween party.
Standing all alone at a corner in the not-so-grand salon. What's the matter, Tessie? Not the kind of crowd you're used to hanging out with?

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Wow. SJ was even more manic than usual, if that is possible. Who the hell starts "deep cleaning" their kitchen in the middle of a party? Or was that a result of her poor editing?

Anyway, all prepped for the kiddies coming Trick-or-Treating, as soon as the sun sets.

Here's my treats!
Wow you`ll have every kid in the town at your door when the word gets out!
 
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Ladies and gentlemen

I give you the quote of the Halloween 🎃 season

Tattle bestowing 007 status 😈

Dan : to snorts

Oh you came as yourself …..
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Squeezed Potts current mistress in the middle
 
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A real Scrubbers … working at the chateau
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Many many threads 🧵 on how filthy the kitchen at the farmhouse is

And it’s scrapped clean 🧼 … cos the lazy mare has been told by her accountant

Cook n clean 🧼 for yourself in the winter 🥶

Patron money doesn't cover … your welfare 😈



Evidence Nutti actually was IN the wash room
Seem amarie is another scrubber 🧽 .. quick girls get in fast .. he’s a keeper
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Wow. SJ was even more manic than usual, if that is possible. Who the hell starts "deep cleaning" their kitchen in the middle of a party? Or was that a result of her poor editing?

Anyway, all prepped for the kiddies coming Trick-or-Treating, as soon as the sun sets.

Here's my tr!eats!
I am half way through her flog but I now see that Tatt's did the cakes!!!
Oh the oldest trick in the book when you are a lazy kid...... you start something else and time is ticking and your Mother etc has to finish it (that being "the cakes") so Tatts got dragged into it !

Ooooo your Treats are lovely Beau Monde !
I had caramel Koalas and Freddo Frogs for mine..... my big spider was on the door but ...... no one came!
In Australia its not that popular like other parts of the world but I do get one or two some years so I am prepared.
For me ..... the thought of having a Halloween Party for adults is strange .
OK ..... back to her flog ...... I cannot do it in one big watch anymore .... my blood pressure! :mad:
 
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Dan calling Philip replaceable made me absolutely cackle.

Forget Michael vs. Philip, I'm ready for the Dan vs. Philip drama.
 
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The MOVES on PA Petherick
Ohhh I adore 🥰 me some Pa 😈😈
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Billy Speilberg - kudos

That’s freakin’ stunning 🤩
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K tad bitchy witchy
But I give you MOLDs grand staircase entry 🥰🥰
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I must be in a Chateauy mood this evening. Watching the Fleuries and I thought for a minute The Trotter's van was there (off Only fools and Horses) nope Benoit is back driving and full of sarcasm. We all need a workman like Benoit in our lives. Superb craftsman.

I am half way through her flog but I now see that Tatt's did the cakes!!!
Oh the oldest trick in the book when you are a lazy kid...... you start something else and time is ticking and your Mother etc has to finish it (that being "the cakes") so Tatts got dragged into it !

Ooooo your Treats are lovely Beau Monde !
I had caramel Koalas and Freddo Frogs for mine..... my big spider was on the door but ...... no one came!
In Australia its not that popular like other parts of the world but I do get one or two some years so I am prepared.
For me ..... the thought of having a Halloween Party for adults is strange .
OK ..... back to her flog ...... I cannot do it in one big watch anymore .... my blood pressure! :mad:
I just bought bags of Haribos and handed them out with grabbers so I didn't have to go near the germy wee souls. 🙃
 
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Compare and contrast....
SJ, how are Daddy's kitchen porn tiles coming along???

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Spotted:
Poor rich girl Miss Hoffman in the background looks a bit out of place at Lalande's Halloween party.
Standing all alone at a corner in the not-so-grand salon. What's the matter, Tessie? Not the kind of crowd you're used to hanging out with?

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She didn't look exactly pleased about being told to do the honors with the camembert cheese either. The attached screenshot took place just before she utters a very lackluster "great" after Stephanie assigns her the task.
 

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A real Scrubbers … working at the chateau
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Many many threads 🧵 on how filthy the kitchen at the farmhouse is

And it’s scrapped clean 🧼 … cos the lazy mare has been told by her accountant

Cook n clean 🧼 for yourself in the winter 🥶

Patron money doesn't cover … your welfare 😈



Evidence Nutti actually was IN the wash room
Seem amarie is another scrubber 🧽 .. quick girls get in fast .. he’s a keeper
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Keep things clean
On Halloween
But there are things
You cannot clean
The dirty dealings
That go unseen
We know it's true
Because we can see
Right through you!
 
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Naming Dan the tarrentino vlogger

His Blair witch 🧙‍♀️ vlog …. Defo has my anxiety 😥 rolling


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