The Chateau Diaries #55 How to turn a chateau into a dump in 3 easy steps

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Why only one man?Snorty can stay by her side as a companion.It works.As for others matters she can find herself some toyboys as she travels .And like ij get herself a man in her 70s.She's still got some time left.
 
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So Sara hope you realise how unimportant you are to SJ. SJ had no time for lunch with you but had time for filming, making lunch, eating lunch, reading, a nap and getting petrol.

Now Natti "loves so much" the bedroom suite - I don't recall that reaction from Natti.

Gerry has come to help Natti in BnB by cleaning.

Agree with earlier poster - Hani you have the best legs and great skin. Legs of a tennis player. Good luck with your health
 
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Is a cry-me-a-vlog is soon to be expected?

 
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Oh yes I'm waiting for Petherick doing a video on "the truth about La Lande"
- it was his idea to moneterize her content
- he taught her how to film and edit
- he introduced her to her accountant and other key chateau contacts
- the advent calendar vlogs were his idea
- he got the kitchen stove working
- she is charging him for the taxes on gifts
- he was gay first and BJJ stole his admirers

Blah blah blah
 
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How will she be introduced to the wider public by Christie's? The first complete amateur?
 
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I think you both did the smart thing !
With the fast train you can get to Paris and the Cote d'Azure in hours .
I would not want a Chateau ... so much work and looking at LaLaLand .... just Nooooooo.
Congrats to you both !
Thanks. We think so too. It's nearly 8 hours by train, but a flat in Paris will always be useful--a convenient stop/stay between NY and Cote d'Azure. And you are right! None of the chateaux we viewed was completely work-free. Now, we can get ready for a Tattler meet-up in the south of France.
 
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How will she be introduced to the wider public by Christie's? The first complete amateur?
I like that! Genuine and honest! LOL

Tastemakers: Stephanie Jarvis, Christie's NYC's first complete amateur tastemaker.
Stephanie Jarvis, Youtuber and chatelaine of Chateau de Lalande in Crozon-sur-Vauvre, France. Her amazing taste in derelict furniture and mismatched crockery shows how a complete amateur she is. Together with Stephanie is her assistant, Philip Janssen, an amateur actor and former boy band member from the Netherlands with a real knack for gluing broken ceramics together and specializes in setting dinner tables in the style of "mismatched chic."
 
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Oh, lucky you and your fiancé!!!...I'm so envious! Enjoy!!!!!
 
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So SJ wasn't able to wallpaper the downstairs loo. Can you imagine trying to squeeze down that narrow passage to the toilet area? Brushing up against those narrowly enclosing walls along the way? All those fingerprints on the expensive wallpaper? ICK. She should TILE those walls, NOT paper them. Something that can be wiped down, for fucks sake. Not that anything gets wiped down in the Shitoo. GROSS.
 
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Love that! I can see an introductory interview coming:
Christie's curator for 18th century French furniture: "How do you define your opulent decorating style Stephanie?"
SJ: "I like stuff. I adore gilded things. I see it as a successful marriage between Liberace and a Turkmenistan dictator who moved into a cheesecake factory but with a brocante budget. Unless my patrons pick up the tab."
 
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Sounds nice. You must make “the big bucks”!
 
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Totally agree. The plan is rubbish. The step up is too high so it will look and feel like she is climbing up onto a stage.
everytime they discuss that step up I keep imagining what is going to crawl into that space....Poor Nutty will hear mice beneath that platform at night I bet.....*shudder*

also poor Methprick his last video was 42k views and 2 months ago he was pulling in 140k. way to shit the bed MP. I think a "truth about lalonde" is his only rescue for views! hahah then he can solidly end his YouTube career

Dan the Man is solidly surpassing MP
 

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Congatulations @Marquis de Potpourri!Sounds fabulous!
I hope you have a private plane for your esteemed tattler friends?( Can I be your BFF now? Pretty pleeeze? )

Because she is clearly on drugs
Probably true, as she is a Covid survivor, and clearly not quite well yet. As has been stated before. Can we not just leave her alone?
 
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Right there with you Monsieur Le Comte. I have a very Catholic family (well the previous generation is anyway) but us youngsters have stopped believing in fairy tales. Plus an "education" at an all girls school was a waste of my parents hard earned income. The nuns were amongst the most hideous bullies I have ever come across and if it wasn't for the few lay teachers there, my school life would have been hell on earth - if I believed in hell that is! That guy was a sick creepy... ugh, I have no words. Burn that thing PJ you don't know where it's been.

Oh...I don't get that here...
Would someone in the UK be able to make a summary & screenshots of the program for us Tattlers in the rest of the world to ogle? Just so we can discuss and appraise the content dontcha know? LOL

Oh...I don't get that here...
Would someone in the UK be able to make a summary & screenshots of the program for us Tattlers in the rest of the world to ogle? Just so we can discuss and appraise the content dontcha know? LOL
 
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No private jet. I did buy Vespa to drive around Villefranche and St. Jean Cap Ferrat.

Sounds nice. You must make “the big bucks”!
Not as much as Michael Morrison makes/gets from his billionaire daddy. I might start a Patreon soon so I can live in luxury SJ-style.
 
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I can't be the only one who finds SJ's personal life incredibly boring, can I? I've been skimming past so many posts.

I do think she's nuts to travel to the US. Aren't we back to being the worst country with covid now?

On a side note: I adopted a new cat today. Curbside adoption so I couldn't meet her first, just picked the one who had been there the longest: February! She growls when she's happy plus a lot of attitude; we should get along fine.
 
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