I was doing a "Stephanie" .... not doing it in chronological order !This was filmed before Andrew was there. At the end he says he's going to Paris and bringing someone new back with him.
At least we won't have to put up with Squirrel Boy while he's self isolating. Oh I forgot! The time lines are so out of sync to the vlogs , that the self isolation has already happened, and the friend has done her quarantine, and will be mixing freely, squashed on to the sofa at the gift grab.I don’t understand either! Are they just going to ‘hole up’ in a hole somewhere in the HMN??
Not all the lights on snorts marquee are lit, it seems he may have broken a few hence the plasters on his precious fingers. In essence he is dimwit!Does anyone besides me think that they really do not understand the concept of quarantine. BJJ is isolating because a friend of his is coming to visit. Are they going to isolate together? Where do the rest of the inhabitants go? I’m truly puzzled. It’s like the people who wear their mask below their nose.
Even a BA from Oxford carries a lot of clout. It opens a lot of doors. Same with a Cambridge degree. That's why people are desperate to get a place at either. You have to be very bright or very lucky to get in, it is so competitive.She only went to Oxford for the clout - to make herself sound more intelligent and interesting than she really is.
Why would she continue school or work when mummy and daddy will buy her a chateau (and TWO London apartments!) and can live off them and her exes until she is 45 and finds her gangsta grannies!
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Even a BA from Oxford carries a lot of clout. It opens a lot of doors. Same with a Cambridge degree. That's why people are desperate to get a place at either. You have to be very bright or very lucky to get in, it is so competitive.At least we won't have to put up with Squirrel Boy while he's self isolating. Oh I forgot! The time lines are so out of sync to the vlogs , that the self isolation has already happened, and the friend has done her quarantine, and will be mixing freely, squashed on to the sofa at the gift grab.
Not all the lights on snorts marquee are lit, it seems he may have broken a few hence the plasters on his precious fingers. In essence he is dimwit!
So much to look forward to!Haha, who would have guessed? Steph is going to interview Marie on success stories....
And change of plans: our tattle party for Phil bday is not in Venice but at Versailles ! Need to buy a complete new set of clothes now...
I am just waiting for Steph to announce she is going to wrap Lalande Cristo style. She certainly has enough fabric to sew the curtains herself... Or Alexander could help herFRK is the one that should be shrinked wrapped !!
Yup , exactly my thoughts too, but you, as always, put the words together so paarfectly. Love it!I think there a lot of people out there that believe Philip and Steph are an item. There‘s times I question it, but I tend to sit more in the “they watch Netflix in bed together, drink wine, and fall asleep“ camp, it seems like they’re more playing it up for the camera. Their relationship is a tricky one to analyze. Her and Petherdick played up this ”flirty” image for the camera, one that would appeal to the masses and appeal to his audience, probably made of mostly older women and lot of them bought those two as an item. People see what they want. Although many of us knew, or had a hunch Michael was gay from the get go, he didn’t refute the comments about himself and Steph. It was helping his brand, so why deny it. He was probably worried about losing his more conservative fans and the money they were sending him. In reality, if he’d just been open from the start, he would have found most people really don’t care that much about his sexuality, as that’s not what drew them to the channel to begin with, and it probably would have brought in more money from his LGBTQ fans. Who can say? It’s just how I see it.
On to Philip and Steph and their odd dynamic. Here’s what I see… A 49 year old woman with the mental capacity of a 15 year old, a 24 year old man with the mental capacity of a 15 year old. They live like they are constantly on a shopping spree with Daddy’s credit card. They enjoy sleepovers, makeovers, shopping montages in teenage flicks, being the center of attention, and partying because Mom and Dad are away on a perma-vacation. I get a protective vibe from Philip, like Steph is his responsibility. Steph enjoys his company because he’s non-threatening and loves all the stuff she loves. They bond over ridiculous outfits, Napoleanic furniture, porcelain, linens, silverware and are kindred spirits. I don’t get a sexual vibe from either one of them, in fact they both seem like they’d be quite frigid in bed. Steph tries to be sexy, but always misses the mark, like an actor who lacks any acting skills, “Note to self, research ’how to flirt’”, “Hey Siri, what do sexy people wear?”. She very ‘I’m taking tips from my mom’s Cosmopolitan magazine’. Philip is the same way but in an ill fitted suit and taking tips from ‘Redbook’ and ’Martha Stewart Magazine’. The funny thing is, I don’t think he’s 100% gay, I get the feeling that he morphed into this vision of what Steph wants him to be, like a ‘Talented Mr. Ripley’ situation. She wants a BFF to galavant around Europe with, pretending to be actors in some high society film from the ’40s and ‘50s, just playing make-believe day in and day out. Again, just how I see it.
Now, MPK and Philip being together. Nope, it’s clear they can’t stand each other! That Cadeaux when they filmed together was awkward AF! I was waiting for Philip to strangle Michael. Then when they had to play nice for the camera, making garlic bread, again super uncomfortable to watch. As I said, Philip is protective over Steph, I imagine he saw through Michael’s phony persona and saw the actual habitual manipulator. Besides, Michael clearly likes his boys butch and bronzed.
Since my parents were foreigners they were always scared to be robbed and betrayed and tricked and what not. They would never let someone (German ) in scared those would scan the house to later come back to rob them.How is Tatyana!?! I care! I worry for her out there alone having surgery in foreign land with foreigners speaking foreign operating on her. They could do anything to her, microchip her! She ought to have patreons help, she is a role model!Selmar must keep us updated, I am so worried.
What are they doing at Versailles...exept making vlogs offcourse...she can fill a year with vlogs about Versailles...Are they going to hire The Hall of Mirrrors?? or will it be a gardenparty at Marie Antoinettes Farm area...So much to look forward to!YAY!
No drawstring but I think I have located SJ and BJJ.I am thrilled anytime we can’t see Snorty, the video is much better. Please have granny knit him a full body suit , with a hood and draw string. Pull it shut. Make a knot.
MMMM where did you see this videoAndrew quoted me €120 per hour or €250 for the double act. This was when they were in Barcelona and now in Paris Danny quoted €130. They seem to be "affordable" because a lot of the gay escorts list €150 per hour. If you have the body of a fitness model, you seem to be able to ask €200. Porn stars might get away with asking even more. Andrew and Danny are handsome but in the gay escort world they are pretty average. They're not body builders and, despite what their profile says, the most important thing is not huge, maybe above average, but not huge. I can tell because I've seen Danny's masturbation video.
A little irrelevant to SJ and friends - but do you have any idea of the cost?? I know Kim & Kanye rented it out for their pre-wedding party and was always curious about how much that set them back?!What are they doing at Versailles...exept making vlogs offcourse...she can fill a year with vlogs about Versailles...Are they going to hire The Hall of Mirrrors?? or will it be a gardenparty at Marie Antoinettes Farm area...or a naughty costumeparty at Le petit Trianon??? or skinny dipping in the Grand Canal....I know you can hire a lot of spaces there...but it will cost a fortune...Well thats no problem of course...her patreons will love it....Playing and acting like royalty...In The Netherlands the royal family uses mostly the stables when they give a private party..in style off course...
Teabag to be fair is well hung I've seen the picturesWelll...maybe teabeg is really well hung..but we all know he isnt cheap...
You have recently a hotel on the grounds of Versailles..the rates of the suites are beginning at around 2000 euros a night...up till 10000 a night...i dont know the rates of the places you can hire there...but i guess you could renovate a few rooms in the chateau with it...when it is up on requiest....it mosty costs a fortune...A little irrelevant to SJ and friends - but do you have any idea of the cost?? I know Kim & Kanye rented it out for their pre-wedding party and was always curious about how much that set them back?!
I always though they got access through their fame/money, but quickly found on the Versailles website an email to inquire about private events which surprised me ... obvi SJ could never afford this!
Merci mon ami! Should we all save up for a Tattle party?!Y
You have recently a hotel on the grounds of Versailles..the rates of the suites are beginning at around 2000 euros a night...up till 10000 a night...i dont know the rates of the places you can hire there...but i guess you could renovate a few rooms in the chateau with it...when it is up on requiest....it mosty costs a fortune...
Now go put them on LPSG and I'll follow with Danny's clipTeabag to be fair is well hung I've seen the pictures
Just a couple of thoughts. She now has her brand all over the car, I hopes she talks to her insurance company about the colour change ( modification) and has it unsured for her business. In a case theft or an accident insurance companies love find a reason not to pay outWell Marie...you got a nice designed very nice brand...made by proud parrot..paid by your patreons....But now you have to let customers see what your brand is...not your website, your wrappingpaper or your wrapped car...now..you yourself have to make those expectations true....well babe..this is gonna be a tough one..it means you are actually have to work...and bloody hard too..to live up to your own created brand....a nice brand is ok...but you have to deliver..and that will be a problem...not everybody in the real life is sucking up to you when they buy your stuff...it has to be good..or otherwise your high spirits will soon be where the nettles grow...on the ground...but hey... you can always return to lalande...and cook your lovely meals..the door at this place for lost and depressed children is always open...
Maybe she comes out of surgery looking like Fan Flash...that would be nice for Selmar.....
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