The Chateau Diaries #48 No longer Doing It himself. Just doing everyone else

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I wonder if she even went to Oxford? She lies about everything. I hope Davy is on the payroll and not doing this for free.
Well, see how her answer to someone questioning her ability to totter in heels on cobbles in the YouTube chat, she answered she had studied IN Oxford, not At Oxford. There are many 3rd level institutions in that town… so she’s not strictly lying
 
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I’m not up to date with Tittyana but reading this confuses me. Why go to Turkey for gall bladder surgery, especially since Turkey is on the red list. I had that in England a few years ago. Because I had waited for a few months I was fortunate to have it done in a private hospital- the NHS paid for it!
 
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I love the drone filming…..everyone likes something different


I wonder how his patrons feel about being allowed to watch a video that is not up to “standard”. This boy is on his way out… That’s my prediction.
all good, they translate "not up to standard" as charming. Anyway, he never claimed to be a standardist
 
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The onesie, reconfigured by avant garde haute couture designer Rick Owens and others, as a post-pandemic chain mail kind of thing, is very much in evidence. And boiler suits for women have never gone away.
It's always been a kind of fetish thing for men, I think.
 
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Can you imagine her as a school teacher???...LOL...All the kids would be saying "paaahfect" and asking their moms for "tack-ohs" for dinner! I couldn't even!!!!!
 
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I have nothing with cars...but those awfull peacocks shitting on my car, and scratching the paint. would drive me mad...i dont see the use of them...our neighbors had them..they screem very loud..all the time...shit on everything...and just need food...but hey maybe its my agriculture backgound...when you cannot earn money with it..dont have it..exept cats and dogs offcourse...but i guess Fan thinks they give her a sense of aristocratic class...most of the aristocrats here in the Netherlands got bored with their screaming and shitting all over the place..it was fine a 100 years ago when people had a lot of staff..
 
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A un-named source, an insider, has kindly leaked me an email exchange he hacked from Billy's computer between him and his brother:

MP Let me get this straight. You are going to build 10 more rooms onto the chateau so that patrons who paid for the construction can watch the construction?

BP Yes. Isn't it great?

MP This will be a lot of filming for me. How will I find time to service Andrew and holiday in Madrid for two months at a time if you have that amount going on. I have to get away, party, take drugs etc, sometimes for months at a time.

BP Brother. Know me not yet? I have a plan. I am going to buy a thing called a Philip III. I will set it up and it will statically and silently watch all the progress, Then you can show it all in a time lapse sequence that will be so quick, no one will notice you have not been there. We can make one of the builders wear a pair of trousers that hang round their knees and a hard hat with Michael on it. No one will know. You can look after Andrew, and anyone else you want, bud, and live in Madrid. We'll split the patron cash and be quids in.

MP OK I will go and tell Andrew. Andrew???? ANDREW AAAANNNNDREWWW?
 
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kind of like Melania’s breast lift & aug kidney problems

it may be time for a “deep fake” Michael
 
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Marie is labelling her stuff in her floralstudio...she paid for it.and she is afraid somebody will clear it out.....Marie... in all those years you have been at this Shittooo..nobody is clearing things out....they just are bying more crap.....
 
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I’m happ
The onesie (with short pants, not long) was somewhat trendy for a hot minute back in 2018.
I am thrilled anytime we can’t see Snorty, the video is much better. Please have granny knit him a full body suit , with a hood and draw string. Pull it shut. Make a knot. Glad he’s quarantined, can’t wait to see the girl he’s bringing over. She’ll have fun making squirrel bookends, chasing fast French dogs and putting salt on eggs. Awfully big adventure!
 
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wow great catch!
 
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Thanks. I wish you well, also.
 
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Dan's b-roll is literally the stuff fairy tales are made on: I was just reading there are hedgerows in Britian over 1,000 years old. I'm sure this is even more true in France.
Yes, hedgerows in France since the Iron Age -- those patchwork fields in Dan's drone shots could possibly be 3,000 years old.
 
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She will never show up!!
 
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Anyone seen this? It wasn’t good enough for YouTube, but ok for his patron
I noted that Teabag said that "Screws are expensive !" in the hardware store in the Vid.
Well ...... he should know about the expense of a "screw" .....and , where was the Latin Lover???

Good Morning all !
 
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Yes!! Finally someone said it! It would kill my husband. He’s always angry at my for getting stuff on my car!
 
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Exactly what WE were all suspicious about. All except Selmar. He is dim.

But very good to the pets.
He is being scammed by Tittiyana and her make believe titties.
 
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