I can't stand the thought of that.
The Chateau Diaries #402 Regretting getting down on one knee, 'cause you'd rather get down on two, eh Philip?
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He wouldn't be able to do his pointy finger.Oh hell NO !!!
If its for ratings it will not work as there are people like us that wonder how Ratso 1 died and not happy with the way Ratso 2 is being "looked after" and as for FRK looking after the dog /dogs - I really don't think she would be all sunshine and roses looking after two pups and doing her food .......plus trying to potty train the new one when we all know the old one pees and poo's and that is why Snort carries him around.
Can you imagine two dogs in his creepy arms!!!
We've been trying to adopt a dog, the criteria is so high at the refuges and because we're in the process of having work done here, we've already been refused once.
They don't deserve to have any animals at all.
What's the fantasy filter done to his nose? Does he have a cleft nose or is it melting? Phillip Dragon Snozz.
There's always over my side of the country, not far from the Loire, good coastline, beautiful country side, good motorway links, rail, airport not far, good tourism.
The woman has the constitution of an Ox.SEE HOW POOR LITTLE 50 YEAR-OLD LITTLE ORPHAN PRINCESS SKIDMARK JARVIS MANIPULATES VIEWERS AND PATRONS?YOU KNOW SHE IS ON A 5 STAR LUXURY VACATION.
Down But Not Out: A Day in Bed at the Chateau
GraceBeattie-l4o
2 hours ago
hi Phillip i’m gathering Stephanie must be really sick?? no video ..i will pray to the Lord Jesus that he will be merciful and touch your body mind and soul. we all need it sometime in our life and Jesus said “I am the ressurection and the life” Take care Grace
Linda-9037
2 hours ago
Are you ok??
lynnpetti3817
1 hour ago
Now we are concerned. Get well soon.
jf1a8x1
2 hours ago
Anyone else getting worried about Stephanie?? Worried she is really ill!
MarySchlotter
19 minutes ago
I hope you ok Stephanie .We don’t need a video just a quick line maybe from Philip to let us know how you are
lindacox3062
4 hours ago
Stephanie I pray you are well soon
katelanxner278
8 hours ago (edited)
Sorry you have fallen ill, again, Stephanie. If you are open to suggestions from your followers, even though you are half French, try giving up alcohol. There is new research out that no consumption of wine and everything else alcoholic, is safe for your health. Secondly, get the walls of the chateau checked for BLACK MOLD. A lot of old homes have it in the walls, and if you haven't gotten the A-Ok from a specialist yet, you would do well to cancel any guest bookings. It is not fair to them or to you and the rest of the Lalanders for their health. Breathing contaminated indoor air from the room, can have tons of negative consequences, even the C-word!
All to gain comments and sympathy while they go off on another jolly.
That's a snout and a half alright, most odd.
Ok, I'll take the bait, give me a clue (like initials,country, anything). I can't remember anyone here being in love with Steve.
A cautionary tale 
I hope Snorts did his homework, other wise he too could end up like the doll in Toy Story !!
The horror £2,000 hair transplant story EVERY balding man should read
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I hope Snorts did his homework, other wise he too could end up like the doll in Toy Story !! The horror £2,000 hair transplant story EVERY balding man should read
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That kitchen screams morgue or 1970s school kitchen.
It’s unfortunate. There is nothing subtle about it. It’s the old Lalandfill colors in neon, which seems chaotic to me. If that is going to be a high traffic event production space, I’d think more calming, peaceful colors would be more conducive to less stress during event preparation. They’re both artists and should know this.
I honestly can't see that happening, too many people have noticed how they treat that poor little dog. No matter how childishly she insists on not listening, she has enough sense to know where the money is coming from. At least I hope so. Anyways dogs are annoying, at least I know 2 who are quite annoying today, 1 wouldn't eat her breakfast, because she'd prefer to go to the park, the other wants to eat both breakfasts and barks at me for not allowing that. I'd pick them both up à la Snorts, except together they weigh about what I do. So, Steph, if you're thinking about it don't do it, some day they'll kill and eat you.Oh hell NO !!!
If its for ratings it will not work as there are people like us that wonder how Ratso 1 died and not happy with the way Ratso 2 is being "looked after" and as for FRK looking after the dog /dogs - I really don't think she would be all sunshine and roses looking after two pups and doing her food .......plus trying to potty train the new one when we all know the old one pees and poo's and that is why Snort carries him around.
Can you imagine two dogs in his creepy arms!!!
I have taken a photo of the recipe that I use for those who showed an interest…
CRUNCHY COURGETTE PICKLE.
it is delicious and useful too.
CRUNCHY COURGETTE PICKLE.
it is delicious and useful too.
I asked ‘what if my walls have mold and I run a bnb in France’
…Well Fannykins , shut your hovel down now!
Those nostrils! He could smell coffee all the way to Brazil!!
so repulsive…
so repulsive…
Skidmark Jarvis pulled her “I AM SICK” scam repeatedly during March, 2025, December 2025 and in January 2026 too.In 2025, Skidmark had multiple episodes of fake eye infections, “man flu“, suspected COVID, suspected serious cases of flu, strep throat, an abscessed tooth, narcolepsy, and multiple bouts of crippling weakness and fatigue.
December, 20w5/January 2026 fake flu/illness scam
December, 2025 fake flu scam
Demember 2026 fake illness scam
fake illness/lurgy comments by skidmark January 2026
January 9, 2026 skidmark sick in Venice at a 5 star hotel
March 2025 skidmark fake illness scam
September, 2024 skidmark plays sick.
April 23, 2024 Skidmark has the flu
April 26, 2024 Skidmark has “man flu.”
january 28, 2024 post about how skidmark jarvis manipulates viewers with illness and death. We need to add to the list below…….
Deaths and health issues Stephanie Jarvis has exploited and/ or high jacked to garner sympathy for herself in cd diaries and the gift grab:
Deceased relatives
Deaths since CD began:
Stephanie has facilitated and exploited the birth of chicks and peachicks repeatedly and had Kirsty bring a baby lamb for photos at Easter. She and Snorts have routinely chased and harassed the sheep, chickens, peahens, roosters, peacocks, Ruby, and the hedgehog they reluctantly took to the vet as well as irritating the neighboring cows. Finally, untrained neurotic 50% discount semi royal Ratso is forced to earn his keep in a chaotic, loud environment and star in over 30+ videos to date.
Illnesses/ health issues of others she has exploited and/ or high jacked to garner attention or sympathy:
From Pyke’s comment below, she snubbed the death of Diesel and failed to mention his death on the cd channel.
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In 2025, Skidmark had multiple episodes of fake eye infections, “man flu“, suspected COVID, suspected serious cases of flu, strep throat, an abscessed tooth, narcolepsy, and multiple bouts of crippling weakness and fatigue.December, 20w5/January 2026 fake flu/illness scam
December, 2025 fake flu scam
The Chateau Diaries #383 The ROI on Snorts is well into the negative, he costs her money and delivers nothing in value.
:poop: Confirmed - fan has so little content, that she will repeat much of tonight's patron vlog content in tonight's CD vlog. The Shangri-la is wasted on these two buffoons. Yes, the hotel is gorgeous, but they act like country bumpkins on their first trip to the big city. Shocked that...
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Demember 2026 fake illness scam
The Chateau Diaries #388 13 Years of dedicated service and all Madame Poupin receives is a lousy sketch in a cheap frame.
EVIDENTLY, LINDA IS NOT A PATRON…… Linda-9037 2 hours ago I have been looking for you for 4 days but nothing shows up I'm worried about you because the last time you were on you were sick I sure hope you have a video again soon because I'm anxious about you iu.5146 1 hour ago Maybe they are on...
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The Chateau Diaries #387 Philip does dyck all. He really is a useless boychild.
LOOK AT THE PITY PARTY AND MANIPULATION FOR HER FAKE SICKNESS…..SO PREDICTABLE.👇👇👇👇 The Chateau Diaries1 hour ago Hello everyone! I just wanted to let you all know that there won't be a video tonight as I'm still a little under the weather in bed, which doesn't make for very exciting filming...
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fake illness/lurgy comments by skidmark January 2026
The Chateau Diaries #389 Stephanie Jarvis motto is 'why complete a project when you can start another one?'
This patreon vlog was filmed January 5th. Now for fan's sympathy card. 🎻🎻🎻🎻 🎻 fan explains why she's not filming right now while she's sick, even though she always films when she's sick. I filmed last year in Rome when I was sick. You've even seen me film when I'm in hospital...
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January 9, 2026 skidmark sick in Venice at a 5 star hotel
The Chateau Diaries #389 Stephanie Jarvis motto is 'why complete a project when you can start another one?'
lisainnewzealand8461 3 minutes ago (edited) Shame he can't learn how to film everything he likes and looking at himself to help pressured steph, maybe anmaurie son could show Phillip as he dies it fir his father and steph mum Too much Marlborough wine Lisa!
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March 2025 skidmark fake illness scam
September, 2024 skidmark plays sick.
April 23, 2024 Skidmark has the flu
April 26, 2024 Skidmark has “man flu.”
january 28, 2024 post about how skidmark jarvis manipulates viewers with illness and death.
We need to add to the list below…….Deaths and health issues Stephanie Jarvis has exploited and/ or high jacked to garner sympathy for herself in cd diaries and the gift grab:
Deceased relatives
- Deceased Daddy Derek used constantly as cd fodder for content to evoke the little orphan princess vibe.
- Her grandmother used to invoke religious devotion to the former party pad chapel
- Philip uses the memories of his overly involved, porcelain loving grandparents in dozens of videos.
- Henri the ghost of the Marquis she allegedly channeled who allegedly “approved“ of her work restoring the Dump
Deaths since CD began:
- Mmakhotso Moloi
- Ian the plasterer ( she even told viewers that his family asked her not to film at his funeral services).
- Christopher the contractor
- Amaury’s dog ( then she posted a clickbait title on a later cd video when Amaury was leaving, implying that his remaining dog Molly had died).
- dead peachick ( filming it gasping for breath while dying) ( fan mentioned in one video that wedgewood was the only surviving peachick out of the group born at the Dump. How did the others die?)
- Spud and Beethoven
- Exploited the story of the death of hundreds of fish when she, Larkin, and Potts drained the pond, leaving the fish flopping and gasping for air as they died. Spoke a few times about the death of the white peacock.
Stephanie has facilitated and exploited the birth of chicks and peachicks repeatedly and had Kirsty bring a baby lamb for photos at Easter. She and Snorts have routinely chased and harassed the sheep, chickens, peahens, roosters, peacocks, Ruby, and the hedgehog they reluctantly took to the vet as well as irritating the neighboring cows. Finally, untrained neurotic 50% discount semi royal Ratso is forced to earn his keep in a chaotic, loud environment and star in over 30+ videos to date.
Illnesses/ health issues of others she has exploited and/ or high jacked to garner attention or sympathy:
- Percy TB extravaganza ( remember the cd video with the clickbait title implying Percy was dead?)
- Mummy‘s eye surgery, blind eye since birth narrative and miraculous restoration of sight. “Worries” about Mummy.
- didn’t she talk about Gerry’s cancer?
- FRK’s back injury after hauling furniture/ mattresses with Snorts.
- Didn’t she exploit Amaury’s sadness about his childhood friend who died In a cd interview?
- Covid exposure
- water bottles causing skin irritation
- headaches
- Multiple colds/ flu/ illnesses ( usually occurring the day before a party or celebration)
- back pain
- gamey arthritic hip ( exploited in multiple videos and in South Africa allegedly for an office visit. Physical therapy and pain meds).
- mystery emergency hospitalization ( complete with video from the hospital room) which she never explained to viewers although she promised to do so
- Her sadly dry skin that desperately needed the Foreo( sp?) device.
From Pyke’s comment below, she snubbed the death of Diesel and failed to mention his death on the cd channel.
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Better yet, with those nostrils, Philth could earn his keep as a truffle sniffing dog.
I don’t hate the cupboard colour (I wouldn’t choose it) but that yellow is awful, it’s very ‘80s, very changing rooms show from the 90’s too.
In case anyone is interested, TeaBag is busy on IG promoting his business himself today. Good Luck with that then 
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I agree with you. I think the yellow is what was in the kitchen when they bought the place. They've left a lot of paint up that was there when they moved in, never repainting anything - mostly they've just wallpapered over the old paint job if they elected to do anything to the room itself. I was excited to hear on the previous video that they were going to paint it the kitchen....I didn't think they were going to leave that awful shade of screaming yellow up.
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