The Chateau Diaries #401 It's not an error code - it’s a reminder to keep on Tattling

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It appears that brocante broke, useless, untalented, weird grifter, dog abuser, suck up Loser Filth Baldilocks has been replaced as the favorite house pet and frequent guest of Tobacco Johnny. I bet Damien does not sit by himself on a sofa at Tobacco Johnny’s chateau while 3 or 4 other guests desperately cram themselves on the remaining soft to avoid sitting next to the Loser.Wheeeee!

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Eureka! Well I’ve worked out the pattern every 48 hours around 530-630am Paris time, another 1000 subs.
Journey to the Chateau have reached 125k subscribers.
Great detective work! Their views stay static at around 20K - 24K per episode, and that's after it's been released for a number of days. No way this is organic subscriber growth.
 
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Dan is so much more dreamy in that restaurant. Snorts is not attractive at all
 
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I believe she was first a B and B guest at the Dump on Halloween 2021 and then later made a 2nd trip to France and hooked up with the Pethericks. Theree are many other posts, etc. by her online that have been reposted here in the past 2 months.

February 22, 2026 post 👇👇👇Gracie McKitten


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@JaxonsDd007
2 days ago (edited)
Ok since Chateau cult has started deleting any comments I make now. I will post here and they can't touch them. First let me tell you tattle life folks I am not some lemming that fell into the illusion of the Chateau Verse. My Dad died of covid in 2020 and he was a DIY type of man We found DIO the last few days of his life. DIO was my connection to my fathers memory. I help people downsize so this is not my way of life. I also don't grift off anyone.I own three homes here in the US Have been in business for myself going on 22 years. You might call me a real professional.

When I first went to Lalande in 2021 was to see if the place was just a filming studio.. it was. The illusion was broken pretty quickly that life style was all fake. Yet I did meet and still know people that stayed that Halloween of 2021 I have never been a Patreon..I don't give my money to rich people. I was still following in 2022 Michael and Billy they felt different then the Lalande crowd more down to earth. I was on another trip to France actually scouting a property for myself to retire in.


I asked Billy if I could come by he said sure. I met everyone spring of 2022 . Just before the purchase of the convent. Billy and I seemed to really enjoy the hard work of DIY ( so I thought) On a live premiere I had said I would love to do one of the apartments ( since yes this is my career for 21 years) Billy wrote back Darci if you wish to do an apartment come ahead.(I still have that saved chat)


So I contacted Gwendoline since she is the owner. Her and I met October 2022 and worked out the details (Which is none of your business) I was also at the Halloween party that year. Spring of 2023 I started the work Yanis helped me a few days and I hired someone not related to the channel to help me remove things and take to the disposal site.

He and his dog did show up at the convent and Billy vlogged them parking one day of the work. I had asked to stay off camera I never wanted to be part of the characters in the vlog. My whole thing in my heart and head was to honor my DAD's memory he shared my dream of Europe. From there I started coming twice a year to work on the apartment. Now I find myself here. Since Billy's drunken stupid night out with a list of characters..


Where yes some pretty weird things happened that are not your business again. The peoples lives this one man broke apart is horrific. Billy this is for you.. get your tit straight you turned into a wrecking ball literally. I have dropped this short vlog so everyone can see the work I put in with only 4 days of help from outsider. I followed my heart and I won't be made a victim of the Pathedick's bull.


I filmed and took pictures of all my things that yes are in my apartment ( I have a contract) if things are stolen from the Patheticks clan I will report them and file a case as well. Since there seems to be a few pending at the moment. Which is why if Billy is smart he doesn't try his luck. Now for the next installment I will discuss Michael
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He is a real piece of work. Then I can start on the rest of the cast of characters. I
hope this helps some of you.


Don't allow your grief to cloud your gut feelings. Which yes happened last year for me. Cause I saw way to much that doesn't sit right with my own moral compass.. I am not afraid nothing these people can say or do to me can shake me the way they did other's .. And please my Name is Darci but Dd is what my baby boy called me when he was little so don't taint that. Yes I am the DD from Whistling DD song
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from MTP which was a happy memory. Also the one Michael came to see in Texas. I don't hide my heart and hope


JaxonsDd007
2 days ago
Michael has shadow banded me but this was in response to @TheSecretChateau You left out a few chapters so this was my responses to yours ..Michael you taught me all of this YT know how.

thesecretchateau From JaxonsDd007 now blocked
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And Michael will dance off with glee holding Andrew's hand saying see these munchkins adore me
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until one day just one person who has seen into the world of OZ clicks her red heels and says enough. You also forgot the part where Michael cries out with fake sadness and expresses how mean people are and he needs a break. THE END


But wait we forgot Part 2 is coming the grand sequel Billy mysteriously resurfaced with a new project he and The tax evader Simon are working on in the UK


JaxonsDd007
2 days ago
As long as my truth remains of what I experienced I will try to answer any question. If you think I will give you anymore inside BS you are wrong
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JaxonsDd007
2 days ago (edited)
@Nemesis-v6l thank you..Today I am finally shedding the weight of their darkness..


FunnFinn-z8x

2 hours ago
Is it true to Petherdicks are Romas?

Gypsy, Roma and Traveller - Wikipedia

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comment by her in the Michael p wallpaper video



 
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Decanter labels were used in the past for servants to identify the drink.
As the dirtiest bnb in rural France that opens less than half the year…and rarely serves guests anything other than cheap boxed wine ( no decanter labels ever made saying boxed rose) yet has rooms full of every booze under the sun , those labels are utterly unnecessary.View attachment 3952777
Is this the still unfinished wine room? Or another booze storage space since they seem to have it in virtually every room.
 
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The drained pond scam will be her largest ebegging attempt for one project. She wants patrons and viewers to pull out their wallets and bank account info and send her 850,000 euros/
$ 9,934,414.44 to refill the pond emptied by her and the other 2 lazy, cheap Dump owners. The pond emptied by the same entitled, lazy, spoiled trio who did not want to spend the time and money to comply with environmental regulations on maintaining the pond.

Skidmark is such a scammer that she essentially wants 1 million dollars to refill the Dump pond but has never once shown any written estimates, released any copies of governmental surveys, any evidence of the actual reasons why the Dump pond was not maintained properly in accordance with French regulations, etc.
 
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Baldrick shows that he can be productive. Look how successfully he's developed his paunch and backside. Now that his jeggings no longer fit, whose jeans is he wearing now? He's certainly piling on the pounds. By the length of his jeans, they might be FRK's. Keep it up Snorty, you'll soon be in Papa Pug's cast offs.

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That has to be fan's Hermes belt, it's far too small for Snorts. Not that too small sizing would ever stop him.
 
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Well didn’t Clare have to spend some time getting a license to be able to sell and/or service spirits to guests? I imagine it would be the same for CHMN.
Clare did, as well as The Queen's Escape as Lochy pointed out (I forgot about that channel.). I want to say that the Puy Vidals did as well.

What's strange is that with B&B season about to begin, fan has made a vlog about the lake and is faffing off doing literally nothing.

Last year, Clare did a really good vlog on how they prepare for the season. They have multiple sets of bed linens and towels for each of the rooms, and unlike fan, they provide actual toiletries. Same at Puy Vidals. Meanwhile, at Chez fan, you get a threadbare towel that will stay damp to use for your entire stay (minimal of 4 nights) unless you are deemed worthy enough of a Patron to actually get the much-hyped and not delivered Yves Delorme towels (which won't be changed either), one bar of cheap soap (along with any random toiletries a previous guest left) and a comforter/coverlet that will only be laundered once a year.

I do not own a hotel, but I do look at hotel supplier websites (as good deals can be had on things like pool towels purchased in bulk.). Heck, good quality bath towels, bath mats, robes, duvet covers, toiletries, etc. are not that expensive when one is charging a song to stay there- these are the very basics fan should be providing. Even the black make-up facecloths (which both Denise and Clare showed) are such a good idea and really inexpensive. fan cares not- it's as if she sees the guests should feel privileged by staying there in the first place.
 
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The drained pond scam will be her largest ebegging attempt for one project. She wants patrons and viewers to pull out their wallets and bank account info and send her 850,000 euros/
$ 9,934,414.44 to refill the pond emptied by her and the other 2 lazy, cheap Dump owners. The pond emptied by the same entitled, lazy, spoiled trio who did not want to spend the time and money to comply with environmental regulations on maintaining the pond.

Skidmark is such a scammer that she essentially wants 1 million dollars to refill the Dump pond but has never once shown any written estimates, released any copies of governmental surveys, any evidence of the actual reasons why the Dump pond was not maintained properly in accordance with French regulations, etc.
Yet, meanwhile, the windows are still rotten, the rendering is falling off in chunks, the roof has seen better days, the terrace is caving in, the heating system is still inoperative, the Shitoo has massive structural issues... And don't get me started on the over €600K she has spent on the chapel restoration, which is already succumbing to the damp because she failed to run dehumidifiers whilst waiting for the bespoke forking tiles...
 
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I wonder if the mother of Tess ever sold her home and if so, did she leave the outdoor cats with the new owner or take them with her/give them to Tess?
 
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That was Queens Escape. They disappeared from YT after her honeymoon bed on a platform idea fell flat🤣.
She did a very inforative video about running / setting up a bnb, but fan has muddied her waters.
Is she running a bnb, a retreat, a workshop, giving local tours transporting guests,
running a table dhote???
Different fire regs, wine regs, parking regs, kitchen safety. Etc
It's interesting that she hasn't been investigated by the proper authorities... or has she? Her books must be very... hinky...
 
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