The Chateau Diaries #401 It's not an error code - it’s a reminder to keep on Tattling

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I thought another b and b Chateau said they also had to take safe alcohol serving course.
That was Queens Escape. They disappeared from YT after her honeymoon bed on a platform idea fell flat🤣.
She did a very inforative video about running / setting up a bnb, but fan has muddied her waters.
Is she running a bnb, a retreat, a workshop, giving local tours transporting guests,
running a table dhote???
Different fire regs, wine regs, parking regs, kitchen safety. Etc
 
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How to Freak Out a Southern Husband 101:

*garden plot planning*
Him: Plant plenty of okra.
Me: No, actually, I’m cutting back this year.
Him: *gasps* Why, on earth!
Me: Oh, let’s see…perhaps it’s the nine pints of pickled okra left from last year you haven't eaten?
Him: By gawd…I’ll go get a pint right now.

And that would be how I reduce my canning pantry every spring to make way for the new year. 😎😂

I only have 300 square feet of raised beds. fan could be raising and preserving so much! 😕
 
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That was Queens Escape. They disappeared from YT after her honeymoon bed on a platform idea fell flat🤣.
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Ugh! That platform under the bed was horrible! Did she scrap the idea?
She's very professional and thoughtful in her business, but I tilt my head and knit my brow at some of her design choices.
 
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Ugh! That platform under the bed was horrible! Did she scrap the idea?
She's very professional and thoughtful in her business, but I tilt my head and knit my brow at some of her design choices.
No. She did do the platform. 🫣

BIB: You are too kind. Seriously. Too kind.
 
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Queen's Escape still exists, it's just that most of their vlogs are now members only.

Meanwhile Michael is up with his lastest grift and working out...



 
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The answer is nothing - absolutely friggin nothing. And fan, it's a pond, not a lake!
 
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IDK but that Texas woman who reads here…was helping Stan out. She replied to some comments about the goings on at Ernee etc.

She talks about ‘ weird games’. Was she ever seen at the dump? , I know it is miles away but if she was drawn in by the Pathetics and their daft stories ,then she surely would have done the same for Fannykins and her acting.
We need some Americans with YT presence to speak out about fan using the dump as a backdrop for her income, and that she doesn’t even live there.
Goodness knows what games Billy and Michael were up to .
We need a new title for a potential series in British TV of how people get duped by YT chateau people being handed large sums of money when they are merely acting or worse.
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The Pathetics are filth. We won't need to wait too long and Billy will be in the news again and Michael will be all forlorn and misunderstood, again.
The American woman sings like a drain, I hope she can come here and tell us the real story of the Pathetics.
 
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Baldrick shows that he can be productive. Look how successfully he's developed his paunch and backside. Now that his jeggings no longer fit, whose jeans is he wearing now? He's certainly piling on the pounds. By the length of his jeans, they might be FRK's. Keep it up Snorty, you'll soon be in Papa Pug's cast offs.

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Baldrick shows that he can be productive. Look how successfully he's developed his paunch and backside. Now that his jeggings no longer fit, whose jeans is he wearing now? He's certainly piling on the pounds. By the length of his jeans, they might be FRK's. Keep it up Snorty, you'll soon be in Papa Pug's cast offs.

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That fly has to be 14 inches long! Mom jeans. And he has hiked them up so high! He has back toe🤢
 
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That fly has to be 14 inches long! Mom jeans. And he has hiked them up so high! He has back toe🤢
I want to puke. I want to laugh. Narcs hate being laughed at, hence my response of laughter. Philth is pathetic. Bless his little stodgy arsed heart. 🙄
 
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The answer is nothing - absolutely friggin nothing. And fan, it's a pond, not a lake!
Ah FFS! Another begging flog.

@southernboi21
47 minutes ago
If the French government drained the lake … they should put it back



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@christinevr7698
32 minutes ago
Either way - Lalande was robbed!



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@patrickdemarcevol
32 minutes ago
Not that simple of course. Private bodies of water in France are subject to strict regulations (dam safety, ecological impact, watercourse continuity, etc.). When a pond/lake does not comply with these regulations, the authorities can order it to be drained. That is in accordance with the owner who would have to do all works to restaure it



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@LaReynedeNeige
41 minutes ago
Not government - local water company
 
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Baldrick shows that he can be productive. Look how successfully he's developed his paunch and backside. Now that his jeggings no longer fit, whose jeans is he wearing now? He's certainly piling on the pounds. By the length of his jeans, they might be FRK's. Keep it up Snorty, you'll soon be in Papa Pug's cast offs.

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If I say he has a more womanly shaped ass than I do, will I be forever accused of being a jealous witch? 🤔🙄😂

No lies…Pippa has more curves than me. 🤷🏼‍♀️
 
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